Blind Date mit einem Vampir (Dark Ones, #1)
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Blind Date mit einem Vampir (Dark Ones #1)

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Als Joy sich von ihrer Freundin Miranda die Zukunft voraussagen lässt, erfährt sie zu ihrer Freude, dass sie bald den Mann fürs Leben kennen lernen wird. Doch was soll sie davon halten, dass ihr Traumprinz angeblich ein Vampir ist? Kurz darauf fährt Joy zu einem Gothic Festival nach Tschechien und wird dort Zeugin rätselhafter Vorgänge.
Paperback, 480 pages
Published February 15th 2008 by Egmont LYX Verlag (first published October 28th 2003)
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chucklesthescot
I didn't get far with this book at all.The story sounded good-a couple of American friends who love vampires decide to go to the setting of their favourite books to see if the vampires actually exist. I thought this sounded fun but the two idiot vacant headed bitches and their stupid comments all the time really bugged me. They were immature and annoying with all their playground taunts. I was waiting for 'You smell!' 'No YOU smell WORSE poopy pants!' or something similar! And then the caveman b...more
VampireNovelFan
The title is false advertising! If you want an actual satisfying VAMPIRE story, this ain't the book to quench that thirst. You will be waiting and waiting and waiting for actual vampire action...and then the book ends. I tried really hard to get into this plot, but by the 50% mark it took a complete nose dive for me and never recovered.

Between the insufferable main character and her b-f-f, their utter stupidity, the unfunny dialog, the lame plot lines, the ridiculous NON-VAMPIRIC sex scenes...I...more
Inara
Title of the German edition:
Blind Date mit einem Vampir

As much as I love Katie MacAlister´s "Aisling Grey – Guardian"-Series I can´t say the same about this book. I didn´t like the heroine Joy and her best friend Roxy very much. I kow this book and the constant bickering between the two friends is supposed to be funny but that´s just not my sense of humor. I wished sometimes Joy would just shut up and go on with her investigation because the plot per se wasn´t uninteresting.
Okay, there were some...more
Morgan
Katie MacAlister’s A Girl’s Guide to Vampires is to put it mildly a disappointment. The transparent plot, one-dimensional characters and simple story form a perfect trinity of hackneyed and trite elements to take this novel crashing down. The writing style was okay until the reader gets to sentences like “The cheerleading team in my nether parts kicked into overdrive,” or “ ‘You’re going to be the death of me,’ ‘I’m not going to kill you baby. Just take you to heaven and back.’ Oh Lord did he!”...more
Ruby
Honestly, I wasn't really stirred one way or another when I was reading the book - it was a way to pass the time at work. The obvious spoof on Christine Feehan's Carpathian novels was funny (because you know how formulaic those are), but the two main female characters irritated the absolute ever-loving shit out of me. I could tell Katie MacAlister was going for the type of wisecracking camraderie and pull-no-punches tell it like it is antics that other writers have done much better, but Katie di...more
faeriemyst
A Girl's Guide to Vampires was a nice and pleasant surprise. While I do get tired of Katie MacAlister's same heroine in every book I read, I could tolerate Joy more that most others. But lord can they be moronic, and not in a good way. I do wish she could expand her female leads to be different in both of their physical and mental aspects, and not be the same old monotonous ones over and over again. Always my gripe.

Now on to the rest of the book...
The storyline was interesting, there was some hi...more
Anita
The is the first book of Katie MacAlister's Dark Ones series. It's a wacky contemporary paranormal romance that spoofs Christine Feehan's Carpathians series, but in a friendly sort of way. I've also been reading MacAlister's Aisling Gray Gardian series, and all MacAlister's heroines seem to be impervious to embarrassment, even as they charge ahead with foolish actions. They are brazen women and yet strangely endearing, quirky characters. I've also noticed that the "mysteries" in her books withho...more
Heather  book whore & shifter slut extrordinaire
This book was totally a 5***** star read for me! FUNNY as hell and I think I probably laughed in my head every second page and out loud at least once a chapter. The heroine and ber crazy sidekick - best friends who can tell each other anything and call each other on anything - have very interesting senses of humor and both use them defence when they are nervous or uncomfortable. Although sometimes Joy was just plain lippy!

Raphael is your true alpha male - domineering and possessive and protectiv...more
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Jennifer
Finally I have read the first one in the Dark Ones series. I hate reading books out of order and for some reason I started with the second book with this series. With how the first book ends I have the strong urge to pick up the second book again and find out what went on again.

In this book we have the adventures of Joy and Roxy in the Czech Republic. They are spending two weeks there looking for A Dark One (Vampire) and checking the local sites. They luck out (don't characters in books always...more
Paige
It took me a while to get into this book. It was really long and felt like I would never finish it.

The story follow Joy Randall and her friend Roxy as they take a trip to Czech Republic. After their friend's vision that they will meet and Joy will be a Beloved to a vampire, they begin suspecting multiple men of being a vampire at the local fair.

I didn't care for the introduction of so many characters, but I did come to really like Raphael St. John and Christian J. Dante.

As a relationship bloom...more
Sarah
I absolutely loved this book - it had me laughing out loud from practically the first page. I'm just glad I wasn't reading it in public or I'd have received no end of strange looks. I just can't wait to read the next book in the series.

Joy & her friend Roxy are both hopeless when it comes to love so they ask for assistance from a wiccan friend to find their true loves. Miranda's prediction for Roxy is quite straightforward - she'll find her true love within a month. However, when it comes to...more
Holly
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Carolyn F.
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PointyEars42
I'm about 20% in and I just can't anymore. I'm trying so hard to remember that this is supposed to be a comedy but I've succumbed to the same repetitive eye-roll strain as the rest of the book club. This book is as tired & un-funny as a Leslie Nielsen parody movie. Urgh. Joy and (even more so) Roxy seem to be a 12 year old's idea of what grown ups must be like. Even if I could write off the infantile characterisations to simply being typical of chick-lit and PNRs, I can't cope with the chees...more
Audrey
I really wanted to like this book. The story line has so much potential, as do the supporting characters. The protagonist, Joy, however, does not. I could not relate to or sympathize with her in the least. To put it bluntly, she's an idiot and I wanted to slap her...often. Her melodrama had me rolling my eyes throughout the book. I found it difficult to finish the book and as a result I would be hard pressed to read anything else by this author.
Veronica Belmont
Thoughts on Vaginal Fantasy tonight.
Amanda
a really good book...kinda of like twilight love triangle exept she falls in love with jacob instead of edward (that is not their real names in the story)and he is not wa werewolf...just a regular human! Oh and this book has some very detailed "dirty" parts that i had no clue were in there so...be sophisticated!
Ariadne
I know this book was supposed to be a fun and hilarious romance story, but it didn't work for me. The main character and her friend made me want to throw my Kindle to the nearest wall several times! (but of course I didn't, I love my Kindle). There were so many impossible situations and silly decisions that I really thought every character in the book had a serious problem being sane.
I didn't buy the vampire story because for me it was loosely explained and seemed utterly absurd. And maybe I lo...more
Archer
Jan 10, 2011 Archer rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Anyone
Blurb from fantasticfiction.co.uk:

Joy Randall's Top 5 Tips for Vampire Hunters: 1. Location, location, location. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker. 2. Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire. 3. No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut and suggest YOUR VAMPIRE kiss your finger to make it better. 4. From here on out, play...more
Barks & Bites
Hmmm, maybe it's my mood but I'm finding the heroine in this book snarky and immature as opposed to "witty" and "fun" as I've seen her described elsewhere. Maybe I'm just a grouch but she's managed to lampoon Wiccan's and Goth's and romance reader's in a way that is more insulting than hysterical. Or maybe I've gone and lost my sense of humor again.

Later: I'm throwing in the towel at 100 pages. I'm just not finding this funny, the heroine is idiotic and so is her best friend who runs off to East...more
Lacey Weatherford
*I give this book 3.50 stars*
*Mild Spoiler*

Let me start off by saying that pure, unadulterated cover lust was what attracted me to this book! I didn't even read the back cover blurb in the store before I bought it. I just saw a HOT, golden-eyed, vamp looking guy, and I tossed him in my shopping bag! LOL

I have to say that the cover was a little misleading though, as well as the title. You would expect a book with this cover and title to be about...well vampires. But the fact of the matter is this...more
heather ♥
This book annoyed the living shit out of me.

It's about two friends who love a particular book series about vampires, and travel to the place where the author lives in order to try to find vampires. They then proceed to use the books as an end all and be all of the "Dark Ones" as they call them. I cringed through half of the dialogue in the book, Joy and Roxy kept up with this whole "everyone's a vampire" thing and had no problems talking about it as though it was perfectly reasonable.

If that we...more
Sarah Dizon
Wow, I don't even know where to begin my review of A Girl's Guide to Dating Vampires. I thought I was completely over the whole vampire train because I have been bored with most of the vampire books I've read, but I guess I was just missing something. Katie MacAlister has totally changed that for me. I've already got the second book in the series on hold at the library. I think the best part of it was that it didn't completely revolve around vampires, and the vampires didn't make a large appeara...more
Sarah Marie
I actually wanted to read the sequel "sex and the single vampire" first because I'd heard it was really good, but since they were both in the library I figured I'd read the first one, "a girls guide to vampires" first, just for something to do.

Like most reviewers I found most of the characters in this book extremely annoying. Joy seemed to be trying to be a strong independent woman asserting herself, but she came across whiny, paranoid, nosy and incredibly selfish. But most of all, apart from...more
Raquel
Feb 08, 2013 Raquel rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: C Jasso
Freaking hilarious!

I read this because of some of the clever kitche titles later in the series had caught my eye. I'm so glad I did.

First, I'd like to say that I LOVE that it's written on more than a 6th grade level. There's proper grammar and everything! Plus, real words whose exact meaning for their context are used rather than dumbed down phrases. For example, "I shook my head with a solemnity that I hoped belied the aforementioned sottedness."

Second, the snark. Oh, the snark. I really can't...more
Amy
I don't know what to say. I guess if I was reading this on a beach somewhere (possibly drunk) I would think it deserving of 2 stars. But...I did finish it so, I gave it 2 stars instead of 1. The most annoying part of this whole book were the two female characters. How could anyone stand their constant bickering and sarcasm? I'm still in awe that any man, let alone three men were obessed with the lead character. She was so immature and stupid. There is a difference between being a strong,independ...more
Becca {{Lady Kilt Chaser}}
"He will send shivers of delight down my spine with the dark cloak of intrigue wrapped around him. He will captivate me, fascinate me, fold me into the air of mystery and adventure that surrounds him, making my blood sing with desire. He will need me, depend on me, trust me where he has trusted no other. He will light my dark hours, and his love will shine as a beacon that will guide me through the most twisted of paths. He is my strength, my faith, and I will not really begin to live until I kn...more
(´*•.¸ღBexღ¸.•*´)
am so happy that I took the chance and purchased "A Girl's Guide to Vampires" as I've never read any previous novels by Katie MacAlister.
This novel was not only a good read, it is filled with humor, mystery, danger and to top it off, it's a wonderful love story - and it simply offers a little of everything to the reader. The characters, Joy, Raphael, Christian and Roxy jumped off the pages in living color into my world and my heart. You truly care about what happens to each of them. The charac...more
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For as long as she can remember, Katie MacAlister has loved reading. Growing up in a family where a weekly visit to the library was a given, Katie spent much of her time with her nose buried in a book. Despite her love for novels, she didn't think of writing them until she was contracted to write a non-fiction book about software. Since her editor refused to allow her to include either witty dialo...more
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“A compliment would be the last thing out of my mouth to a man who was so pigheaded that he could be served at a luau.” 29 likes
“Stay here til I come to fetch you."
I no longer recognize you in the Republic of Joy," I loftily informed him. "Our diplomatic ties are severed."
Unsever them," he growled, "or the Country of Raphael will be forced to declare your republic a protectorate."
Dictator," I muttered.
For life," he agreed.”
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