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Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid

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A hilarious blast of scathing irreverence from the award-winning actor and comedian.

"A pissed off Leary is the best Leary," says one critic of the writer and comic. In Why We Suck, Dr. Denis Leary uses his common sense, and his biting and hilarious take on the world, to attack the politically correct, the hypocritical, the obese, the thin--basically everyone who takes them
Hardcover, 240 pages
Published November 18th 2008 by Viking Adult (first published November 4th 2008)
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Mar 23, 2011 Buggy rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: shelf-10, bio-memoir, lmao
Many of my friends were curious about this book and asked me if Leary comes across like an a-hole in it. I assume they’re asking because he generally has a dark, angry style of comedy and his stand up routines contain a lot of yelling and ranting. My answer is no. Providing that is, you keep an open mind, are able to laugh at yourself and check your politically correctness at the door. Leary just states it like it is and tells a little truth about the sucky side in all of us.

I laughed while read
Dec 30, 2008 Patrick rated it did not like it
Shelves: 2008
I still have 80 pages left, but I can already tell this isn't gonna get any better. I'm not that familiar with Leary, but I'm pretty sure he's more talented than this book. It's a rant-fest, which is fine, except the topics he chooses are all TIRED TIRED TIRED. I'm talking Anna Nicole, Lewinskygate, "A Million Little Pieces," Child Stars Gone Bad, the guy who sued McDonald's when he spilled coffee on himself, etc. PETA wouldn't even have to hire a lawyer to get Leary convicted for the relentless ...more
Dec 15, 2008 Lisa rated it did not like it
Shelves: not-recommended
You know, I usually find Leary's comedy to be pretty humorous and thought that would translate well into his writing. Not so much. I read about 50-60 pages and barely chuckled once. The material was dated and stale, stuff you've undoubtedly heard a million times before (All families are dysfunctional? Really? Get out!). I'm loathe to put down a book I haven't finished, seriously, (see my review of The Meaning of Night if you don't believe me), but this just wasn't worth it. The jacket's pull-out ...more
Apr 18, 2009 Mark rated it it was amazing
Offensive, rude, acid tongued. That’s when he’s in a good mood. And that’s exactly why I love reading this book. I love Dennis’ relentlessly un-pc view of life. His parodies. His exaggerated views. His acerbic, rapier wit. This book showcases his slaying of victimhood and the self-absorbed posers who invade his world by living in it. By un-pc, I mean he tells it exactly the way things are. The truth hurts, and most people can’t handle it. He paints the script with just enough exaggeration and ma ...more
Jan 14, 2009 Andrew rated it did not like it
“Why We Suck” is an apt title for a book that really truly sucks. I was a fan of Denis Leary's comedy when he first became popular in the early to mid-nineties, so I expected this to be a fun read filled with his trademark humour, sarcasm, and offensive observations. Not only is it not funny, but it doesn't even deliver the promised offensiveness or anything remotely witty. Unfortunately this book is undeniable proof that he has completely and totally jumped the shark.

In the early chapters of “W
Mar 02, 2009 Gaylene rated it it was amazing
I'm sure this is book is offensive to many, but I found it honest and laugh-out-loud hilarious!
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Dec 18, 2008 Adam Floridia rated it did not like it
Shelves: 1-star-books
Denis Leary’s expletive-ridden rants have always made me laugh.

I just wanted to get that out there before I discuss how awful the book is. It’s bad. Really bad. Stand-up comedy does not translate well into writing (I think that is the reason for my dissatisfaction with Colbert’s book, too). The difference between oral comedy and comedy in the written form is that an author needs to be able to write. Leary’s title alone mocks the “stupid”; ironically he doesn’t craft a grammatically correct para
Mar 02, 2009 Mike rated it did not like it
I mean with chapters devoted to Anna Nicole Smith, the Church and Republicans I was really waiting for a timely paragraph or two about the quality of food on airplanes. Or what part of the chicken the McNugget came from. Leary used to be really funny, now he just seems to be cashing cheques and trying to prove he belongs with the cool kids. Despite it's title, this book had no unifying theory and only took shots at the most obvious of targets while never taking on the controversial (the autism k ...more
Mar 17, 2009 Alexis rated it did not like it
Dear god, this is the worst book I've read in a long, long while. I got it for Christmas, and even though it looked stupid I thought it might be funny. I did once like Denis Leary, way back in the MTV days, and in the movie the Ref. Anyway, the central thesis of the book seems to be that women should not work, and only stay home with kids and do womanly things. So yeah, right up my alley.
Apr 26, 2009 Judith rated it did not like it
You start out thinking he's pretty funny and nodding in agreement at the points he makes, but after a few minutes, his point is beaten into your head and he just keeps pounding away until he ends up giving you a headache. He's like the guy who carries the joke too far.
Jul 20, 2010 Dest rated it it was amazing
After telling a friend that I'd just finished reading two books with heavy, emotional subjects, she suggested I read this. The book claims to be offensive to everyone at some point. That alone made me laugh. Life is serious but we've all gotten way too easily offended and need to see ourselves in a totally different way.....even those parts of us that aren't so great and especially those parts that we think are the absolute best. Why? Because they aren't.

Leary manages to simply write things tha
May 25, 2009 Terry rated it did not like it
Shelves: non-fiction
Eh. I'm not sure who his audience is; he's famous and rich, but I think he thinks of his peers as "guys from the neighborhood" and thus he goes to some lengths to gently explain the relative importance of both the Atlantic Monthly and Ploughshares, as well as the significance of John Ashbery, clearly assuming his assumed "peers" know nothing of them. Yet he also toots his own horn about being one of the youngest writers ever to appear in Ploughshares and refers to his own television program as c ...more
Mar 20, 2013 Dustin rated it liked it
Hey, guess what? Denis Leary is angry! Who knew? I usually find his cynicism and his acerbic wit hit-or-miss, anyway, and, I'll admit, much of what he writes here sounds like much of what I think to myself often (or say out loud if I'm drunk). But people don't usually find it funny when I do nothing but bitch, complain, and ridicule people, so it's hard to find it funny when he does it even though he's famous. Still, it has its moments when taken in small doses; Leary proves to be funny for only ...more
Jul 02, 2010 Paul rated it did not like it
Why does this book suck ? If I could give it negative stars, I would. You will learn ABSOLUTELY NOTHING from this book, and have a bad time doing it. It isn't because he is "daring" and "outspoken". No, it's just because he isn't funny. In one of his prefaces, he challenges the reader to put the book down, effectively saying that we can't handle it. That's good advice, but not for the reason given.

I expected (hoped) for a cross between Dennis Miller and George Carlin. I got nothing that I couldn
Wes Young
Mar 29, 2009 Wes Young rated it it was ok
Typical rant-like tome akin to his stand-up, 'Why We Suck' brings to mind George Carlin without the intelligence or humor and an Irish-Catholic slant. The book is less about why americans suck than what about our culture bothers Denis Leary. This book also has a lot of autobiographical stuff in case you care about why Denis is the way he is. Read it if you are in prison and have a lot of time to kill, or are a masochist
Dec 30, 2008 Hannah rated it it was ok
Shelves: read-in-2008
Let me start off by saying that I find Denis Leary amusing (usually) in his comedy. Sometimes, though, it seems he is trying to hard, and that definitely translates in this book. He may not be fat, lazy or stupid, but he is definitely LOUD. Some of his points were funny, while others were redundant & stereotypical. I would have given it maybe a 3 or 3.5, but his chapter on Autism is absolutely appalling! I am not someone who is easily offended at all, and I will even find topics totally oppo ...more
Oct 25, 2010 Nate rated it really liked it
If you like No Cure for Cancer, if you like Denis Leary, if you like politically incorrect but often accurate assessments, if you just plain want a good time, you'll love this book. If you think that races and genders and the obese and the children of the world need to be handled with kid gloves, you won't. And that's just too damned bad for you.

I care about the world and (occasionally) the people in it. I'm doing my bit to make it a better place. But sometimes I get sick & tired about hear
Feb 22, 2009 Jessica rated it did not like it
Dennis Leary is best known for his roles in the films Wag the Dog, The Thomas Crown Affair, and The Ref, among others. He now presents, Why We Suck: A feel good guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid, a book most appropriately classified as a 240-page rant.

Although the subheading promises a "feel good guide," Leary's material in no way nurtures the fat, loud, lazy, stupid Americans he assumes to comprise his audience. Chapter by chapter Leary essentially scolds his readers for who we are, w
Nov 23, 2009 Hilary rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
Dennis Leary - Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy, and Stupid

So let me preface this with I love Dennis Leary. I love Rescue Me. I love when he was on MTV talking about hooking up with Cindy Crawford in the bathtub in 1990. But what I don't love - is this book.

He says many things that I do not agree with. The biggest one is:

If you can afford to live a good life and have only 1 parent work, and both work, then you are ridiculously selfish and self centered and a terrible par
Jun 29, 2015 Mariaan rated it it was amazing
Did i love this book!!! YES!!! Denis Leary is EXACTLY my type of person. I was laughing out loud for most of this book. I would love to be as outspoken as he is, i am probably not far from it. Defnitely not everyone's cup of tea, but if you love honesty, you will love it. Just an easy read with loads of laughs. Long live Denis Leary!!
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May 08, 2014 Pierced Librarian rated it did not like it
I generally find Denis Leary humorous in that "ohgeez! Did he just say that out loud?!" kind of way.

This book was aptly titled, because it sucked. Really sucked.

I don't think Denis Leary's stand-up translates well into books. Or maybe his rage rants about really old topics do not translate well into books. Denis comes off as hate filled and cantankerous. This book is not funny at all.

Reading this drivel was like being at a family reunion with that one windbag uncle who cannot stop bitching wild
Apr 12, 2009 ConnieK rated it it was amazing
Recommended to ConnieK by: Frank, Jean
The only thing I dislike about this book is its title. It's entertaining, intelligent, a quick read, and hilariously funny - even in chapters where I disagree with his opinions. It's even - can't believe I'm saying this about a book with this title - touching, especially the ending. Leary obviously adores his wife, family, and especially his mother - although all must have wanted to strangle him when they read what he wrote. Didn't know a thing about this guy before reading this book, but am cer ...more
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Oct 27, 2014 Tremayne Funchers rated it it was amazing
Denis Leary or 'Dr.' Denis Leary as he states himself has written a satirical masterpiece. The Doctor uses his sarcastic wit to ask the true questions Americans do not want to ask themselves. Offensive , racist, and sexist Leary uses his offensive nature to insult you enough to force you to think about the real issues in America.(Side note it's wicked hilarious) One cannot push the idea that the obese , politicians and George Bush are America's major problems more than Leary. The Dr either makes ...more
Apr 16, 2009 Deb rated it really liked it
loved his rants! the parts on parents, nicknames, Oprah and other celebs, colors were my favorites and I laughed aloud. Quick, easy read especially when you start reading it like he's doing his standup.
Aug 22, 2011 John rated it liked it
Shelves: humor
This was a hard book to rate because half of it was excellent and half of it was lame. I give Leary a lot of credit, though, because books written by sand-up comedians hardly ever pan out very well (the only exception that immediately comes to mind is Steve Martin's PURE DRIVEL). Jokes just don't go over as well on paper without the physical aspects of the comedian's delivery. Also, I usually don't care for very coarse, vulgar comedians, but Leary's material thankfully doesn't rely on shock valu ...more
Jan 18, 2011 Kelly rated it liked it
Okay, so Viking decided to forgo all forms of grammar in order to let Leary's voice (and by "voice" I mean "rant") shine through. Who needs periods, commas, colons or ellipses when you're laughing so hard you almost choke on your own spit?

Sure, he does hold the belief and pushes the fact down my throat that I should, according to him, be in the kitchen right now making my husband a sandwich while gearing myself up to: fold the children's laundry, teaching little Timmy how to read, planning a sp
Jun 11, 2011 Ann rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
This book devoted only about 25% of itself to the topic suggested in the title (mainly how North Americans are obsessed with celebrity, food, and are, in large part, stupid). He also does his own take on the weary subject of how the male and female brains operate differently. I've seen and heard comedians tackle that exact subject so many times I was a little disappointed to see it trotted out again. The other 75% was really a memoir of Leary's life as a child of Irish immigrants in Boston. Lear ...more
Bob Kublawi
Apr 22, 2011 Bob Kublawi rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: ebooks
I have been a big fan of Denis Leary for a long time now. His two comedy albums are priceless. I think my favorite bit is about "coffee-flavored coffee", which he reviews again in this book. His stand-up act is high-energy, loud and hysterically funny.

Leary's comedy has always been a commentary on the absurdity of what goes on all around us. There is an honesty to what Leary has to say because he is not afraid to lampoon himself and his family to help throw light on just what he is trying to say
The other reviews hit all the high points here--it's more of the same from Leary; it's better spoken than read; it's a lot of rant rant rant without a lot of actual commentary. Still, it was an entertaining enough listen. I don't agree with a lot of what he said, but I can see where he's coming from on most of it.

I was curious about this after I saw him interviewed on The Daily Show, and Jon Stewart asked about the "autism isn't real" debacle. Leary clarified that he wasn't saying "autism is com
Mar 07, 2009 Amy rated it really liked it
Shelves: humor
If you like Denis Leary's ranting comedic style, you'll enjoy this book. I could practically hear his voice in my head as I was reading. Most surprising, perhaps, was the underlying tenderness throughout, especially in the stories about his parents, his brother, his wife & kids. The book isn't exactly a memoir, but certain chapters read like one, and added depth to what otherwise might have been a superficial comedic romp.

Dr. Leary and I hold similar opinions about many things. For example:

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Denis Colin Leary (born August 18, 1957) is a Golden Globe- and Emmy Award-nominated American actor, comedian, writer and director. He is known for his often angry comedic style, and his chain smoking. Leary is currently the star and co-creator of the television show Rescue Me.
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