The Bible According to Mark Twain
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In this brilliant and hilarious compilation of essays, letters, diaries, and excerpts--some never before published--Mark Twain takes on Heaven and Hell, sinners and saints and showcases his own unique approach to the Holy Scriptures including
*ADAM AND EVE'S DIVERGENT ACCOUNTS OF THEIR DOMESTIC TROUBLES
*SATAN'S TAKE ON OUR CONCEPT OF THE AFTERLIFE
*METHUSELAH'S DISCUSSION OF...more
Paperback, 416 pages
Published December 6th 1996 by Touchstone (first published 1995)
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Brody
Sep 10, 2009 Brody rated it 5 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: anyone whose read the bible.
HILARIOUS. I can't say enough about Twain-- his insights are right on the money, and he dissects things in a way I personally had never thought about, but makes so much sense immidietly upon hearing them.
Tulpesh Patel
The Bible According to Mark Twain is collection of his writings on the Eden, and God’s flooding of the Earth and Heaven, written over a period of nearly 40 years. I must confess, for my sins, that this is the first Mark Twain I have ever read, save for his countless quotations and aphorisms which litter books and websites of an atheistic bent.

The book is composed of two principle sections, the first is Twain’s understanding and re-working of the Christian creation myth through fictionalised diar...more
Cory
I thought I might be a kangaroo, but it must be a new species because she keeps calling it Adam...

Hahahahahahaha.

Oh Samuel Clemens, where are you now? Your blasphemy is a gift to the world.
Sarah
Mark Twain is still funny even after a century. But, like the reviews say serious thoughts are behind the satirical remarks. Sometimes sweet and sentimental, sometimes indignant and scornful, the book contains a lot of Twain's unfinished work.
From "Extracts from Adam's Diary," comes the tender quote, "...it is better to live outside the Garden with [Eve:] than inside it without her."
From "Eve's Diary," comes Adam's lament at the grave of Eve, "Wherever she was, there was Eden."
From "Captain Whe...more
Rebecca Nesler
Sep 12, 2007 Rebecca Nesler rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: Mark Twain enthusiasts
I think that rather than the Biblical references, the real selling point of this book is it's collection of unpublished and obscure works by Mark Twain. It's a must have for any collector.

This is a collection of Mark Twain's satirical writings on the Bible. Some of them are unfinished and others are relatively unknown. They range from clever mockery (Letters From Earth) to romantic tragedy (The Diaries of Adam and Eve).

My one complaint about this book is that it tries to do too much. Mark Twai...more
Mark
Nov 22, 2007 Mark rated it 5 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: Hell yeah!
Not only does Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) share my birthday, but we also share many an opinion. This satiric romp warms my heart. It really does.
Thom Swennes
The Bible According to Mark Twain is a wordy spoof that takes the reader to the very roots of creation. I can well imagine this narrative wasn’t embraced by all who picked it up as it pokes Twain’s humorous literary finger at the Old Testament. I enjoyed it for what it was and leave the theological complaints to others. It isn’t his best work but it does bear his unmistakable brand of humor. I particularly enjoyed the Excerpts From Adam’s Dairy as it showed that particular part of Genesis in a n...more
Jason
Feb 06, 2008 Jason rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommended to Jason by: Austin
Shelves: loved-em
Very witty. If you like satire, this book is for you. Curious would probably be the best word to describe it.
jeanette
This book is fascinating. If you like Twain you will love this book that Dr. McCullough has put together.
Tiffany
These are some of Twain's best stories.
He's laugh-out-loud irrevrent.
Edris Daughtry
Presents a different outlook!
Lisa
Hilarious!
Sean Endymion
Through diligent editing, Baetzhold and McCullough have forged Twain’s ancillary work on religion and theology into a (more or less) organized narrative. By structuring these pieces into the three parts of Eden/Flood, Heaven, and Satan’s letters, they have also codified Twain’s evolving taste in how exactly to tackle religion – from humor to satire to outspoken antagonism. The inclusion of a substantial (100+ page) section of editorial notes and letters from the author shows both an intellectual...more
Mark
I find it amusing that modern day atheists are so quick to claim certain personages to their own- like Twain, Jefferson, and Paine. The evidence to me from reading this shows that Twain might have been super-critical of the dominant US religion, but by no means is he claiming no God exists. Rather, he seems to be criticizing the inequities, the inconsistencies with reality, and the closeminded-ness of the typical believer of his time. For in one of the final entries of this well-addended book he...more
S.A. Alenthony
Letters from the Earth is a brief, witty, and remarkable funny series of reports from Satan about certain behaviors of man (and God) that he has been observing over time. Because it isn’t very long, it is generally published together with other short, irreverent writings from Twain (often including the equally hilarious Diaries of Adam and Eve). The version I own is part of a book entitled The Bible According To Mark Twain, edited by Howard G. Baetzhold and Joseph B. McCullough. I cannot recomme...more
David James
It's Mark Twain. At some points side-splittingly funny, at other points caustically bitter, sometimes prudish, sometimes ribald, and always filled with crystalline insight. Never a man to suffer fools or foolishness in any sense, much less gladly, Twain takes on Christians and Christianity with brutal doses of logic and realism. He exposes the God of the Bible for what he is: a genocidal lunatic who makes Adolph Hitler and Joseph Stalin look like a pair of rank amateurs. He asks how anyone could...more
blake
I got this book primarily for the "Letters from the Earth," so the four stars go for that. The book as a whole gets three. The rest of the book was made up of stories that had mostly been printed elsewhere. I was surprised and a little disappointed that the scope of the book was limited to Twain's feelings on The Fall and Heaven. It is apparent from some of the appendices that his religious opinions ranged wider than that, so I'm not sure why they weren't included. The "Letters" were great thoug...more
Penny Hopper
I adore this man. Oh how we need him now.
Ron Fitzwater
Twain at his Irreverent Best
Karen
I love Mark Twain even more after reading this. His take on Christianity/religion is spot-on. Some of the stories were rough or unfinished, but it was interesting to glimpse into his writing process. Some of the editor's notes were a little tedious because I wasn't very interested in which publisher wanted a re-write, etc. On the whole, the book is very worthwhile.
Christopher Rex
Mark Twain is the greatest. His sharp wit, brutal cynicism and sardonic social commentary all come to play in this collection of Twain's "religious" writings. Biblical interpretations and re-telling of classic Christian tales in a way only Twain could do it. Highly recommended is the essay "Letters from the Earth". Jesus himself would laugh at this.
Jessica
The book Mark Twain had to wait 100 years to publish.

"Tomorrow I mean to dictate a chapter which will get my heirs & assigns burnt alive if they venture to print it this side of 2006 A.D. — which I judge they won't. There'll be lots of such chapters if I live 3 or 4 years longer. The edition of A.D. 2006 will make a stir when it comes out."
Connor
This was school reading for me at some point in high school. I'm not particularly a very religious person, so I thought this book was absolutely hilarious. While it is amusing, some bits are a tad serious as well. I think everyone would find things to like in this collection of Mark Twain's writings and opinions. Good on ya, Samuel Clemens!
Brian Bailey
Twain delves into many insights that I've never explored before. It still intrigues me to know what his best friend the Rev. Joseph Twichell thought of these works that were very critical of the religion that he preached? I suppose we shall never know.
John Hornberger
Bored with the background info...but Adam and Eve's diaries are fun.

Too easy to put down, because it includes a lot of unfinished, unpolished work. I'm sure there's more in there that I'd like, but I'm not going to look for it. Time to move on!
Miguel Tomar
O brilhantismo de Mark Twain é aqui levado ao máximo na sua versão satírica de personagens da bíblia, reunindo neste volume todos os textos escritos sobre este tema. Do Diabo a Adão e Eva, o humor e o humanismo passeiam de mãos dadas.
Crystal
I've tried to read this but enough! The start of it is awfully boring Notes on the texts and Twain's writings aren't as good as I expected. However I did give up at page 57 maybe it gets better but I don't care anymore to find out.
Sharon
required reading for every southerner who wants to truly know god... my all-time favorite line ever written was taken from this book. an inscription on eve's gravestone: "wheresoever she dwelt, there was eden." a master at his prime.
Chris Porter
Interesting look at heaven and creation story--humorous at points but not really 'biblical' (didn't read all of 'letters from earth' which is much darker and frank with Twain's frustration with the Bible)
Chriskolak
Worth getting for The Diaries of Adam and Eve, Letters from Earth, and a couple other stories, but most of the book is of interest only to people doing a very in depth study of his writing.
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Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American author and humorist. He is noted for his novels Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1885), called "the Great American Novel", and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876).

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