Milking the Rhino: Dangerously Funny Lists
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Milking the Rhino: Dangerously Funny Lists

2.17 of 5 stars 2.17  ·  rating details  ·  81 ratings  ·  24 reviews
"Chris Rush promised that if I gave him a favorable blurb, he would agree to be placed in a secure, isolated neuropsychiatric facility, away from the rest of us. Here goes: 'Chris's book is crammed with good, big, sick belly laughs.' Your turn, Chris." --George Carlin 

"I first saw Chris Rush thirty years ago, and he killed me. He has a b...more
Paperback, 112 pages
Published October 1st 2007 by Andrews McMeel Publishing
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this is a book of funny lists--well, some are funny, some are gross, and some are just plain stupid. i guess humor, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.
Meredith Kaupp
It was a free kindle book.
It claimed to be so funny you'd wet yourself laughing.
It's about as funny as this review.
The UHQ Nasanta
Based on the title, I expected to be screaming with laughter - or at least splitting my face with my widest grin. At most I cracked a smile in a couple of pages, but I didn't really find this funny. I didn't understand what was supposed to be funny about the lists. It seemed all nonsense to me. Maybe it would have been funnier if performed by a comedian; the humor may have been lost in translation. I gave up when I realized I wasn't exactly reading it but letting my eyes wander across the lines....more
The introduction said something about pissing myself laughing reading this book. I barely cracked a smile. Hardly worth the price I paid for it, which was free from Amazon. Not a Good Read.
Dennis Wales
This was free from Amazon and the write-up looked promising, however, it wasn't funny and I found some of the humour offensive - homophobic, poking fun at those with mental and physical conditions. I didn't finish it and deleted it from my Kindle (a first for me).

If I could have given it 0 stars I would have...
OMG parts of this were laugh till you can't breathe funny. Parts not so much (probably more parts like this than less) My husband and dogs were compelled to investigate what had me laughing so much. Overall I'm glad I read it and will go back to the pee my pants funny parts to read when I need a laugh.
Thought I'd be laughing or smiling a lot...I think I laughed once, and smiled 4 times. That could have been a result of my crummy mood, and hoping to be cheered up, but it didn't happen. It was a free kindle book...we may have paid too much for it.
I was expecting more than this humorless set of lists when I picked up Milking the Rhino. I was highly disappointed that I not only didn't laugh, but barely cracked a smile. This book is going in my give away pile right now.
It had some very funny parts to it, but some of the things he was making sound like happened didn't have documentation and were too improbable. Also, I felt this was something for older kids, not younger kids.
Clarissa Draper
I think I would have loved the book if the examples quoted were taken from real life and not just made up. Sure some of this lists were funny but I wouldn't spend full price on this book. I got it for free.
Darren Humphries
Lists can be funny, I'm sure of it, but this book doesn't prove it.

There aren't any laughs in it and it's main benefit is that it's mercifully short.
Jeanelle Viola
I expected to really laugh throughout the book. I only smiled a couple of time and found most of it to be not funny at all.
Jay-me (Janet) ~plum chutney is best~

Well - I read it. It passed some time.
Not one I'll re-read or recommend to my friends.
Terrible book. I couldn't even finish it. Not funny at all.
It really wasn't that funny, I was kind of disappointed.
Ughh not that funny. Good thing it was free ;)
Kindle freebie -- not in the least bit funny.
Pointless yet humorous :)
15% was all I could read.
Gretchen Paulson
Not funny at all.
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