false http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1206559518m/2943370.jpg 2943370 1 Trapped in a remote Alaskan forest, pinned under his own SUV, gnawed upon by nature's finest predators, Marv Pushkin -- Corporate Warrior, Positive Thinker, Esquire subscriber -- waits impatiently for an ambulance and explains in detail the many reasons why this unfolding tragedy is everyone's fault but his own. 2972816 26 2 2008 HELP! A Bear is Eating Me! total:78|5:26|4:29|3:18|2:4|1:1| 78 309 276 31 4 18 false false Mon Mar 31 10:53:40 -0700 2008 Sun Jun 22 10:55:22 -0700 2008 more...]]> 5 16 false false Wed Jan 07 21:28:55 -0800 2009 Fri Aug 14 18:40:40 -0700 2009 more...]]> 4 15 false false Sun Dec 14 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Fri Dec 12 17:58:33 -0800 2008 Sun Dec 14 21:31:06 -0800 2008 more...]]> 5 7 true false Sat Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2005 Sat Apr 26 02:18:18 -0700 2008 Sat Apr 26 02:25:27 -0700 2008 5 4 false false Wed Apr 30 12:07:30 -0700 2008 Sat Aug 30 20:44:05 -0700 2008 HELP! A Bear is Eating Me! Great title! Great book! Wow, look at that! The period key on my keyboard keeps producing exclamation marks instead of periods! WTF* My question mark key makes that asterisk thingy that looks like a puckered asshole! Speaking of assholes, Marv Pushkin, the narrator/pr...more...]]> 0 2 false false Tue Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Thu Mar 06 10:39:06 -0800 2008 Thu Mar 06 10:40:25 -0800 2008 3 2 false false Sat Jan 31 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Sat Jan 31 04:23:01 -0800 2009 Sun Feb 01 04:00:28 -0800 2009 1 0 2 false false Sat Apr 26 02:44:33 -0700 2008 Sat Apr 26 22:59:53 -0700 2008 5 1 false false Tue Oct 28 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Wed Oct 29 11:01:50 -0700 2008 Wed Oct 29 11:14:06 -0700 2008 more...]]> 3 2 false false Tue Jan 27 18:52:14 -0800 2009 Tue Jan 27 18:57:46 -0800 2009 5 0 false false Thu Nov 19 12:11:47 -0800 2009 Thu Nov 19 12:46:41 -0800 2009 more...]]> 4 1 false false Fri Jan 09 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Fri Jan 09 22:12:27 -0800 2009 Fri Jan 09 22:15:06 -0800 2009
I also enjoy the conspiracy theory. ]]> 0 2 false false Mon Nov 17 22:02:47 -0800 2008 Mon Nov 17 22:04:42 -0800 2008 3 1 false false Sun Nov 30 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Sun Sep 14 06:18:31 -0700 2008 Sun Nov 30 05:54:31 -0800 2008 4 1 false false Tue Jun 09 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Thu Jun 04 14:24:57 -0700 2009 Tue Jun 09 09:33:00 -0700 2009
im impressed hanson could sustain the point of view for so long. nevertheless, by t...more...]]> 5 3 false false Tue Jan 20 13:34:32 -0800 2009 Thu Jan 22 16:17:46 -0800 2009 more...]]> 5 1 false false Thu Oct 01 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Tue Sep 09 11:08:31 -0700 2008 Thu Oct 01 13:17:03 -0700 2009 This is definitely a book with a BITE!

Picture Holden Caufield, all grown up, on tons of drugs. Sarcastic, manipulative, abbrasive, hateful, used to being in control, instilling fear in everyone around him. Now imagine him pinned beneath his own car with a bear chewing on ...more...]]> 4 1 false false Sat Mar 07 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Wed Mar 04 19:04:08 -0800 2009 Sat Mar 07 14:08:08 -0800 2009
But then, no telling what sort of bizarre chemical dependency the bear would develop if it continued eating away at this guy.

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Almost every page is lough out loud funny as Marv dopes himself up to handle the pain of being...more...]]> 5 2 false false Mon Jun 22 18:23:22 -0700 2009 Mon Jun 22 18:26:47 -0700 2009 more...]]> http://www.goodreads.com/book_link/follow/8?book_id=2943370