Haunted House Jokes
Louis Phillips
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Haunted House Jokes

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How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? Only one--but she changes it into a frog. What is Dracula's favorite flavor of ice cream? Vein-illa. You'll find vampires, witches, ghosts, and monsters in this creepy collection of jokes and riddles.

* Puffin Chapters
* Black-and-white illustrations
* Ages 7-10
Paperback, 64 pages
Published October 1st 1988 by Puffin (first published October 1st 1987)
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Plenty of punny jokes divided into chapters (Dracula, The Invisible Man, ghosts, werewolves, Frankenstein's Monster, skeletons, and mummies) with small black and white illustrations on each page by James Marshall.

I would've liked to see less jokes and bigger, full color pictures by Marshall, especially because a few of the jokes took me a minute to figure out so I think children may walk away not understanding more than a few punchlines. Also, I LOVE Marshall's scary-without-being-scary pictures...more
A cute compilation, some of which I hadn't heard before.

A couple of favorites:

Why did the werewolf finally take a bath?
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What is white and powdery?
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