false 2838378 2 Get ready for the read of your life. Never before has a single book combined awesome vans, unicorns, Billy Joel, and erotic fiction in such a potent combination. A writing tour de force? Perhaps. A reading experience that will sear itself into your consciousness like a red-hot branding iron? Without question.<P>Comedian and basic cable superstar Michael Ian Black unleashes the full fury of his astonishing intellect in this collection of short comic essays. <I>My Custom Van</i> is a no-holds-barred assault to the funny bone that will literally beat you into submission with hilarity*.<P>How did he do it? How did he create such a fine anthology? Answer: With love. Michael opened his heart and used the magical power of love to write more than fifty thought-provoking essays like, "Why I Used a Day-Glo Magic Marker to Color My Dick Yellow," and "An Open Letter to the Hair Stylist Who Somehow Convinced Me to Get a Perm When I Was in Sixth Grade."<P>Maybe you think love is not a substitute for "good writing skills" and "spell check." Bull pucky! When it comes to writing books, love is the most powerful word processor of all.<P>Sounds pretty great, right? And yet...something is still holding you back from paying the full purchase price of this book. What is it? Perhaps you secretly believe you do not deserve a book this good. Nonsense -- you deserve this book and so much more. In fact, if Michael could have written you all the stars in the sky, that's what he would have done. But he couldn't do that, due to his lack of knowledge in the area of astronomy. So he wrote this book instead.<P>And this flap copy.<P>Enjoy.<P>* Michael Ian Black is not responsible for any actual injuries caused by reading this book. 2864484 15 7 2008 My Custom Van total:489|5:90|4:168|3:167|2:51|1:13| 489 1738 827 146 3 1 false false Thu Aug 07 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Wed Sep 10 05:40:55 -0700 2008 Wed Sep 10 06:53:29 -0700 2008 more...]]> 3 2 false false Wed Dec 10 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Tue Nov 18 05:19:05 -0800 2008 Wed Dec 10 11:23:14 -0800 2008 4 1 false false Fri Aug 01 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Fri Aug 22 11:16:09 -0700 2008 Tue Aug 26 05:37:09 -0700 2008 more...]]> 2 0 false false Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Tue Dec 23 15:53:14 -0800 2008 Wed Jan 14 18:05:03 -0800 2009 more...]]> 4 0 false false Tue Feb 03 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Thu Jan 01 20:41:15 -0800 2009 Tue Feb 03 20:42:37 -0800 2009 more...]]> 2 1 false false Thu Jul 30 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Wed Jul 29 05:22:57 -0700 2009 Thu Jul 30 05:18:13 -0700 2009 more...]]> 4 0 false false Wed Sep 09 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Mon Sep 07 21:01:52 -0700 2009 Wed Sep 09 23:30:19 -0700 2009 more...]]> 1 1 false false Wed Oct 15 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Wed Sep 24 07:27:59 -0700 2008 Fri Oct 17 09:40:24 -0700 2008
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