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The Kid Stays in the Picture

3.92 of 5 stars 3.92  ·  rating details  ·  1,462 ratings  ·  140 reviews
Far more expansive than You'll Never Eat Lunch in This Town Again, The Kid Stays in the Picture by Hollywood giant and legendary "bad boy" Robert Evans is an intimate and fascinating account of his rise, fall, and rise again in show business that makes for a harrowing read. From his early days in radio to popularizing "women in pants" as part of Evan-Picone, to being "disc ...more
Paperback, 462 pages
Published February 1994 by New Millennium Press (first published January 1st 1994)
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Is Evans arrogant? Absolutely. Would I want to work for him? Not on your life. Was this a great book? You bet your ass it was.

Robert Evans went from a vague business career, to modest fame as an actor, to become one of the great Hollywood power players of the 60's and 70's. He headed Paramount or worked closely with the studio during the making of Love Story, Rosemary's Baby, The Godfather, Chinatown, Popeye, and a host of others.

He's got fantastic stories, and a singular voice (figuratively and
I've had some trouble with this review - figuring out what to write. First of all this is a ridiculously good page turner - never a dull moment. Secondly some of Hollywood's sacred cows get slaughtered. Coppola comes off like a man lacking the discipline to realize his vision. This book is exhibit one on the evidence table against the fallacy of the auteur - making a movie is a huge collaboration - and sometimes the producer is the driving force behind an incredible accomplishment.

There's a lot
Robert Haines
I was only able to get through three-fourths of this book. it is an ego trip and I knew that going in but by the tenth time Evans judged another man's merit by describing him as a "cocksman" I was done. I really wanted some detail about how films like the Godfather and China Town were made. Evans is so self absorbed his only concerns are material possessions (house, clothes, cars, women). I got to the point where I felt slimy and embarrassed to be a member of the male species.
Thanks to Emily for the loan of this book on tape. It's priceless to hear Evans' drawl... "Was it a good book? You bet your ass it was."
Mario Sundar
This is the quintessential novel about THE glamorous life led by "The Most Interesting Man in Show Business" - Robert Evans. HBO's "Entourage" is a cheap rip-off of this movie, with actual plotlines seemingly stolen from this book. Robert Evans, along with Jack Nicholson, Warren Beatty, Henry Kissinger - now THAT's an Entourage.

Never a dull moment in this humdinger of a read, the book roars through the 60s, 70s through a haze of psychedelic creativity ("Love Story," "The Godfather," "Chinatown,
Lady of the Lake
This is the autobiography of Robert Evans, actor producer head of Paramount Studios. Started in radio as a young boy... Got his big break in film playing Rhonda Shearers (she was a great actress way back when...) husband in a film. Robert Evans is the only actor ever to head up a major film studio. He is the man behind such block busters as The Godfather and China Town. He was married to Ali Magraw and Phyllis George as well as others And dated many starlets and models. He was cdiends with Carey ...more
Oh, yay. I sort of love when things that I picture in my head are pretty much exactly that way. Meaning, I had the whole "Old Hollywood" stereotype in my brain forever - the phones slamming down, deals being made, everyone fucking everyone else. And, well, it's just fabulous that it was true. Maybe not if you lived it, but for a reader, it's great.

Evans writes how I assume he speaks. There's a constant jumpiness, as if he's completely coked out, flitting from thought to thought. He made his life
Baby, this was a fucking enjoyable read. You think the cinematic version captured the essence of Robert Evans? That movie got nothing on the audiobok version of The Kid Stays in the Picture read by Robert Evans himself. Controversial figure? You bet. Fascinating story? Oh, God, yes.

I remember wondering how I would burn one of those trial memberships that have been floating around. So what does Kim do? He adds Robert Evans's The Kid Stays in the Picture to his cart and signs up. Pain
Mar 02, 2007 Deborah rated it 5 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: voyeurs
Probably the most fascinating man in Hollywood. This book is just incredibly entertaining and well written, and the documentary that was made after is is one of the most beautiful films I have ever seen. I am not lying.

Robert Evans has lived about 30 lifetimes and he keeps going. Most notable of being a major producer (chinatown, the godfather, rosemary's baby, harold and maude) and running paramount, going bankrupt and making it all back.

You'll love it if you are in awe of people like Warren B
Marc Leverette
After listening to the audiobook in one straight shot, I'm definately a fan of Evans as the cultural hero/oddball he's become (think Hunter Thompson living in Beverly Hills and making fun of Warren Beatty's dickless image on a poster and you're sort of heading in the right narrative direction), I'm still totally baffled as to the events that must have played out to get him in as head of production. Maybe only Korshak knows what the fuck ever actually went down. Should be heard not read probably.
Robert Evans is hilarious without trying to be hilarious (I don't THINK he's trying). If you've seen the Mr. Show sketch with Bob Odenkirk as God (based on Robert Evans) reading the Bible as a book-on-tape, please note that this impersonation is spot on.
To give you a taste: Did I read this book? You bet I did. Did I like it? Does a brand-new baby crap his pants? Would I recommend this book to friends? Baby, if you have to ask, you ain't been listening.
Feb 19, 2015 Elizabeth rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: flashy guys and gals who like the art of the deal
Shelves: 2015
This is a testament to what working 18 hours days, a pretty face and a large amount of chutzpah can get you in Hollywood. Girls, gold and a sciatic nerve problem. Evans’s book reads like a who’s who of the golden age of Hollywood. Not only will you know all the star names he drops but he had his sticky fingers in such great films as Harold & Maude, Chinatown, The Godfather Marathon Man and Love Story. When reading about his life it’s easy to think he has a knack for being at the right place ...more
Despite Patton Oswalt's referring to this book as Satan dictating his memoirs, I thought it was a much more sad tale of rags to riches to . . . well, rich rags I suppose. A cautionary tale and funny book as well.
One of my favorite books...I have read and listened to it probably a dozen times. You have to get a copy of the audio book, though. This book is well told, not well written.
Love it. I am a few chapters from the end but am slowing down because I dont want it to end. The quality of writing is patchy, but fuckit, who cares! The story is worth it.
Can you write an entire book in rhetorical questions? Apparently you can. Does it make for a good book? You bet your ass it doesn't.
Steve Coscia
This book reads like fiction. This guy was part of motion picture history. Plus, the behind the scenes politics is fascinating.
Susan Davis
This is an honestly entertaining "read" -- if gossipy account that details the life of a Hollywood producer. The many fantastic tales are often so outrageous, they just have to be true. This book shows how truth is, in fact, stranger than fiction. There seem to be no holds barred - as Evans details his personal life - such as his marriages and friendships with Hollywood's "A" List. All's well that ends will in 1994, when he marries Catherine Oxenberg for just 10 days, prior to his stroke. This b ...more
Nathan Rabin
Is this the greatest book ever written? You bet your ass it is.
Lori Watson koenig
DO NOT READ THIS BOOK! It is the worst case of ego overload that I've ever read and I've read hundreds of autobiographies by ACTUAL celebraties, not idiots who think they're important and wellknown. This book is in turn complaining about how he's mistreated, bragging about how well-known and important he is and giving imaginary blow by blow details about how he outsmarted everyone who crossed him. Oh...and don't forget the horrendous name dropping.
This book is horrible and I have no idea why i r
A book is a book is a book is a book. Robert Evans's autobiography The Kid Stays in the Picture is the story one of the most famous movie producers in cinema history and certainly one of the most colorful. The Kid Stays in the Picture follows Evans's life from his early childhood to his short-lived acting career, and of course his time as a producer in Hollywood. Mixed in between all this were all the women he managed to become entangled with (a good number) and his marriages (also a good number ...more
Wisely, Evans begins the book by talking about how there are three sides to every story: yours, mine, and the truth. And while I have no doubt what Evans talks about in this great book is what he believes to be the truth as best he can tell it, I have no doubt that that the other side to many of his stories are just as interesting.

The one truth, however, that can't be denied to Evans are the films he produced and his influence on the quality of those films. Strangely, many of his biggest films a
Iowa City Public Library
"The are three sides to every story: yours mine and the truth" thats how The Kid Stays in the Picture begins and the book ends with another statement that I can’t repeat here but it is now used as a mantra for any Hollywood player. Robert Evans is a player. From a habadasher to young actor, from a studio head to a major figure in a famous scandal, Evans has lived it all. The book while a great read, really it is a page turner, there is something about the audio version that gives this book a spe ...more
This is one of those books where you wonder if the person who wrote the jacket copy read even remotely the same book as you. The above synopsis doesn't match the tone of the work and mentions things that neither happen in the book nor are mentioned on Evans' wikipedia page. Not even the joking description of it given by Patton Oswalt during a comedy special did it justice.

What this is, plain and simple, is an industry memior. Not a tell-all, nor an onanistic recounting of the high life once liv
Jeroen Berndsen
Aug 21, 2012 Jeroen Berndsen rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: moviebuffs
To be honest I'd never heard of Robert Evans before, but this book came highly recommended in one of the lists of 'books about movies'. This review is about the audiobook, but since it's unabridged it doesn't really matter.

Robert Evans life is quite unique, he goes from a nobody to Hollywood Wunderkind to boss of Paramount Pictures while never having produced a single film. Only in Hollywood! This autobiography tells about the excessses, the marriages (especially to Ali McGraw), Hollywood's craz
M. Milner
Evans' The Kid Stays in the Picture is a fun, hilarious and almost uncompromisingly honest autobiography of one of the more colourful figures in movies. As an actor, he worked with people like Hemingway and Jimmy Cagney, as a producer he was behind Chinatown, The Godfather and Love Story. And the women he's been with? Well, I lost count about halfway through.

His prose is an ego-filled bluster. Anyone with an ego like his should have written a book not only half as fun at this. And while Evans is
A real treat for film buffs - especially fans of American films from the 60s and 70s. This is the autobiography of Robert Evans, tracing his rise (and inevitable fall) from actor to head of production at Paramount Studios. As a producer, Evans was responsible for classics like Chinatown, Rosemary's Baby, Love Story, Serpico, Marathon Man, and The Godfather. Amazingly candid and full of incredible anecdotes involving a who's who of Hollywood royalty. Do yourself a favour and seek out the audioboo ...more
Jul 16, 2008 E.J. rated it 5 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Fans of autobiographies
Shelves: autobiography
Hilarious! Robert Evans does it with style. The audio CD is tops, though. If you have the opportunity to listen to it, do it. One of my two favorite stories involve Warren Beatty arriving at Evan's house with a copy of the poster for Heaven Can Wait, which he was very proud of. The poster showed Beatty in a track suit with angel wings floating over his back. When asked what Evans thought of it, he gave Beatty shit because his crotch was flat. "Where's the buldge? It looks like you're sportin' a ...more
"Just tell the whole truth", the admonition from most any publisher to a would be autobiographer. Bob Evans has taken that to heart, revealing his dark side as well as the chutzpah that elevated him to the head of Paramount studios. Married seven times all less than three years, Evans was the constant womanizer. Divorced from Ali McGraw, a friend before trying to talk her into giving Evans a second chance asks him "will you cheat on her?" He can only answer yes!
If you can get by his philanderin
Fascinating and confusing in equal measure. Quite how Robert Evans managed to remain poor throughout his career took some doing. If he hadn't been such a gambler he'd never have achieved anything. A safe bet would have have left him a discontented multi-millionaire and there would be of no interest to the reader. As things are we can enjoy the Hollywood lifestyle vicariously. Apparently the audio book is the best version to have; Evans has the great voice and acting ability to make this a sought ...more
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Robert Evans (born Robert J. Shapera) is an American film producer best known for his work on Rosemary's Baby, Love Story, The Godfather and Chinatown as well as his hedonistic lifestyle and seven marriages.
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