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Bitter Is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office

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This is the story of how a haughty former sorority girl went from having a household income of almost a quarter-million dollars to being evicted from a ghetto apartment... It's a modern Greek tragedy, as defined by Roger Dunkle in The Classical Origins of Western Culture: a story in which "the central character, called a tragic protagonist or hero, suffers some serious mis ...more
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Published March 7th 2006 by NAL Trade
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Christina
Dec 04, 2013 Christina rated it 1 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: Socipaths and people who think Paris Hilton gets a bad rap
Recommended to Christina by: It was on a Barnes and Noble display
What I learned from this book? Hype won’t make you talented but it will sell your books.

I had wanted to read this book for ages. The back cover was promising, as was the opening chapter. Promise took me nowhere in this mildly sarcastic, mostly deplorable exercise in self congratulatory narcissism.

Jen Lancaster had to give up her snooty life of privileged luxury when she lost her job in the dot com crash of the late nineties. Soon her boyfriend lost his job and together they lost their sweet loft
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Jessica
I've read the other reviews of this book and was horrified what people had to say about Jen. This book is real life. It shows that despite all the ups and downs in life, it's possible to still have a sense of humor. Jen went from (as people say) a "bitchy stuck up rich snob" to an unemployed, insuranceless penny pincher and still managed to see the humor in her life. I think just about every woman can relate to her in one way or another at some point in their life. Whether it's about gaining wei ...more
Laura
I tried to get through it, but I found Jen Lancaster horrendous. Obviously the title warned me she was going to be a bit annoying, but I assumed she would eventually tone down and figure out that she was a bad person. After realizing she was cruel for no reason, I assumed she would redeem herself. I couldn't bring myself to actually finish the book because I hated it so much, and kept cringing, so I don't know if she gets better or not. For the most part, she just keeps patting herself on the ba ...more
Melissa
Jan 19, 2008 Melissa rated it 1 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: no one who has a brain
Ok. I can not yet determine what makes me more angry- the fact that Jennifer wrote this book and how egotistical and boring she is, or the fact that I bought this ridiculous “memoir” about her pathetic life. I kept waiting for it to get interesting, for my mind to buy into her musings. But the more I read the more annoyed I became. I wish I could give her some type of accolade, like the book was horrible but she is a good writer, but there is not one good thing I have to say. The first chapter s ...more
Dara
The subtitle should actually be "Or, Why Blogs Are Not Books". The writing is ludicrously bad at times, the "characters" are all thoroughly unlikeable, and I've seen greater degrees of self-awareness emerge among pre-verbal children. And to make matters worse, the snark seems forced and mostly unfunny.
Martha
Apr 24, 2008 Martha rated it 5 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: Beach bunnies and vacationers
Shelves: chick-lit
This book is totally and completely pure entertainment. There is nothing deep and profound, no message about life...well...maybe there is a message...prehaps the message is that life is unexpected. Or maybe I am reading it at a time in my life when things are happening unexpectedly. I don't know. I needed a fun book and this was it. I thoroughly enjoyed how self-centered and self-involved the main character is and the descriptions of her life are, truly, laugh out loud funny. It would be a great ...more
Donna
Dec 26, 2007 Donna rated it 1 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: nobody
This book was a total waste of time. I only read it to complete an assignment. A memoir written by a totally immature, obnoxious individual. I threw the book in the trash. It was not worth giving to The Friends of the library. I was a friend by not giving it to them.
Jenny
I think that this is my last "blog into book" that I plan to read. I've read a few now and it has finally sunk in that a good blog does not necessarily make a decent book. I live in Chicago and lived through the early 2000s lay-offs so I thought I'd really enjoy this book. It was eh. Some parts were very funny but overall the book was just sort of pointless. Bitch with lots of money becomes a bitch with less money. Not much growth to read about. Plus, the end parts where she begins to post her b ...more
Shannon
I got this book from a very kind friend and read it while traveling. While it was somewhat amusing and had some funny parts, I did NOT like the main character. I thought she was self-serving and foolish for having no self-control. It is based off of the author's personal story and I appreciate what she has gone through but her antics were ridiculous. I couldn't identify and found the character very annoying.
Candis
Jul 27, 2007 Candis rated it 3 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: Real Women and Puffs
I loved the author and rooted for her the whole time I read the book. I LOVE that she's a bitch and says things often without considering how it's going to make others feel (especially since I am guilty of the same thing). I especially love the part where she tells off her terrible boss. I sympathized with her when she realizes that maybe a hair appointment is a luxury and not a necessity after all (been there, done that). The book had a casual and personal tone to it which made it easy to read ...more
 Jackie
Jul 09, 2007 Jackie rated it 5 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: every chick-lit fan
Jen Lancaster's style of writing best mirrors the interior monologue that I have ongoing in my life. While a memoir, I found myself laughing out loud and nodding my head in agreement throughout much of the book. Her wit and humor are so similar to my own and perhaps that is why I so thoroughly enjoyed the book. Her trials and tribulations as she jumped from the perils of WASPy upper-class to the brink of being evicted and collecting unemployment, left me rooting for her to succeed. Through her s ...more
Keris
Jen Lancaster fully admits that at the height of the dot-com boom (heck, in the years leading up to it, too) she was rather a demanding beyotch.

But after the American economy took a nose dive in the early '00s she and her husband Fletch both lost their well-paid jobs and had to downsize their life until they were living almost at the breadline, not knowing how they would pay their rent. Jen decided to blog about their troubles (yes, she's a blooker) and eventually this book was born...

Bitter Is
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Sashana
Nov 02, 2010 Sashana rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: People looking for a good laugh
Recommended to Sashana by: Heather
Refreshing, blatantly honest, and funny. I'm tempted to leave this review at that but in the sake of getting the word out about this book I will say more. If you're faint of heart and completely delusional about the realities of life then I suggest you read something else.

Jen says what everyone is thinking and no one has the balls to say. Being a woman, she's obviously labeled a bitch. She lives a good life in an extravagant apartment, has a six figure salary, and is the VP at her company.But w
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Christina
Jun 15, 2007 Christina rated it 5 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: Fans of Laurie Notaro
HA! The bitch had it coming. By the title, you know that the author is condescending, egomaniacal, self centered and about to be unemployed.

But one can't help but laugh with Jen Lancaster, rather than at her. Somehow, this self absorbed PITA is endearing, probably because she says the things to idiots that we all want to say but are too couth to actually say.

I don't want to call this memoir a "coming of age" story, since Lancaster is already a "grown up" when the book begins, but it is in a lot
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Suzanne Griscom
Jul 29, 2008 Suzanne Griscom rated it 5 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: women
Recommended to Suzanne by: somebody's blog somewhere
This is the true tale of a shrewish, spoiled girl with a mean streak, who loses everything, and then starts building her life all over again. Jenn's writing is honest, hilarious, inspiring, and sometimes hard to believe (even when you know it's true). She has an eye for comedy, sees the irony in everything, and laughs easily at herself. The books that follow Bitter are equally well done. Bitter was birthed on the author's blog, Jennsylvania, which is still going strong, although it centers mostl ...more
Alley
Aug 26, 2007 Alley is currently reading it
I'm slowly working my way through this. I find there's only so much of Jen that I can take. This gal takes us on death-defyingly new heights of self-centeredness, narcissism and superficiality. And she's so unapologetic for it too! You've got to love (or hate) her for that at least. Note: I've got no immediate plans to pick it back up anytime soon.
Poppy
Aug 12, 2007 Poppy rated it 5 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: women
Jen Lancaster is hilarious! Her fall from a dot-com Vice President's job with a fabulous apartment and lots of designer accessories to the unemployment line and a not-so-great apartment in a questionable neighborhood is something we can all relate to, even if we're lucky enough not to have experienced it first-hand. Jen started out as a blogger, and it shows; her writing has a speech-like directness. Her writing is sure and secure, with a very casual first person/in your face feeling. This is ev ...more
Jensownzoo
Really, this was a mesmerizing book. I couldn't put it down, despite wanting to save the bulk of it for the plane. The author makes no bones about who she is (e.g. she fits the subtitle perfectly) and you really hate her initially, but as her fortunes drop she goes through a transformation...now she still is a condescending, egomaniacal, self-centered smart-ass, but in a way that seems a lot less vicious and a lot more funny. I've read the second book as well and found it just as good, so am loo ...more
Loni
Nov 13, 2008 Loni rated it 2 of 5 stars
Recommended to Loni by: Kalie's Bookgroup
Ok! Maybe I wasn't in the mood for the "humor" of this book, but Jen totally frustrated me, and in the end I still thought "she didnt get it" ("It" being life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness- so to speak).. I am really glad that I borrowed this from the library instead of purchasing it and contributing to the bank account of the Condescending, Egomaniac, Self centered Smart A**!
Viviana
Absolutely hilarious!!!! At the start of this book I couldn't stand Jen. I thought she was a stuck up, self centered B, but I can appreciate her humble come back and would probably be friends with Jen just because she's so freakin funny. Such an easy fun (and extremely funny) read.
Amyneu28
Jun 09, 2008 Amyneu28 rated it 5 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: Joy
Recommended to Amyneu28 by: Joanne B
Oh. My. God. Loved it. Hysterical. Hated her, loved her, totally got her. Can't wait to read her 2nd book. Her website is an absolute scream too. One completely self obsessed chick but her wittiness makes that OK with moi.

Check out www.jennsylvania.com
Beth
I appreciated the Chicago setting of this book, but when I counted more than 13 obvious editorial errors, I got a bit disgusted. Hire a proofreader, please! However, not the author's fault. Despite my resistance, I grew to like her by the end of the story.
Vanessa Vega
some funny parts, but cynicism gets old and i start to wonder if the materialism and egoism that the book is supposedly satirizing seeps into my subconcious, and the heroine isnt progressive because an entire chapter is devoted to finding a plus size black wedding dress for her fat ass that she got while unemployed and depressed for 2 years, and because she decided to throw a wedding to raise money and proposed to her boyfriend while he was on the crapper because she was so excited to enact the ...more
Julie
May 20, 2008 Julie rated it 2 of 5 stars
Recommended to Julie by: Jen Pellant
I guess I should like this book because it is about a woman who lost her job and is torn between her old life of prada bags and her new life of taking the bus, but in the end I just didn't like her. She was witty and kept up with the interviews and resumes but I just thought she was ridiculous. I t was neat that the book was in Chicago and I knew where she lived and could understand when she talked about "trixies" but the book was just a long rant. She needed to vent to someone about all her tro ...more
Cammie
I am suprised that this book got so many bad reviews. I think you have to take her humor with a grain of salt....she does not claim to be a saint and if the title of the book did not make that stand out Im not sure what would. I LOVE Jen Lancaster. She took the stress of being layed off, flat broke and made me laugh my butt off at it. She DOES learn from her experiences even if she remained sarcastic through the process. She is awesome and if you can handle the sarcasm and the language this is a ...more
Abenet
LOVED this book! What can I say, I want the author to be my best-friend. She is brave, bold and unapologetically blunt. While there was an underlying message in the book of personal struggle, her humorous and often snarky approach to dealing with it made the journey a delight to read. Looking forward to reading more of her books and hopefully having a martini with her one day :)
Susan
I loved Ms. Lancaster's wit! She is a very funny person, and her over the top personality translates very well in this book. I loved her footnotes on life. She may be crazy, she may be down, but she loves her husband and comes through for her friends. A good read.
Colleen
Swings between pretty funny and 'where is the author so I can smack her'. However, for me the final score was tipped slightly to the obnoxious side, I didn't find Jen Lancaster
s antics nearly as endearing as she did.
Synesthesia (SPIDERS!)
Hmmm... I'm not sure if it's a good idea to pay 3600 for rent or if it's a good idea to buy 800 buck purses.
This woman is entirely different from me. But reading about people who aren't like me is interesting. I wonder if it's worse to be like me who is trying to climb the ladder or to be high up the ladder and then fall.
I think her tone in the book annoyed me. She didn't realize how lucky she was to have made 6 figures. I'm lucky if I make 4 or 5 in a year. I don't think she realized how easy i
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Katie Herring
The author reminded me so much off my psych teacher, who I love and adore. If I could, I'd marry her.

But anyway, Jen's funny, witty, sarcastic, and doesn't take any shit. My favorite. There were a couple of parts during this book that I thought was absolutely hilarious. I took it to the bathroom with me, I couldn't put it down, while I was cracking up on the toilet I over heard my step mom say 'What is she doing in there?!' Laughing my ass off while shitting, that's what.

I would highly recomme
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Jen Lancaster is the author of her own memoirs including: as Bitter is the New Black, Bright Lights, Big Ass, Such A Pretty Fat, Pretty in Plaid, My Fair Lazy, and the newest: Jeneration X.

She has also dabbled with fiction in her first book, If You Were Here.
More about Jen Lancaster...
Bright Lights, Big Ass: A Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why It Often Sucks in the City, or Who Are These Idiots and Why Do They All Live Next Door to Me? Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest to Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, or Why Pie is Not the Answer Pretty in Plaid: A Life, a Witch, and a Wardrobe, or, the Wonder Years Before the Condescending, Egomanical, Self-Centered Smart-Ass Phase My Fair Lazy: One Reality Television Addict's Attempt to Discover If Not Being A Dumb Ass Is the New Black, or, a Culture-Up Manifesto Jeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner

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