false http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1173291426m/268767.jpg 268767 7 <p>Everyone out of the water!<p>Serge A. Storms is back! The one-man crime spree hits no speed bumps as he swings through Tampa, Disney World, and parts south before settling down in Miami Beach to team up with a former sidekick and launch his long-overdue offbeat travel service. <p>It's a labor of love as Serge forces customers to confront the underbelly of the Sunshine State's past and present. Some clients get it; others run for their lives. No matter. Bullets fly, cars crash, bodies pile up, fireballs reach into the sky, local lore is recited. The tour continues.<p><p>But wait! There's more!<p>Our overachieving antihero has a full to-do list, and he multitasks during the tourist juggernaut to battle the Palermo crime family, mystery assassins, local police, the FBI, the CIA, Fidel Castro, and telemarketers.<p>Whew! That's plenty! . . . No, it's not!Serge is also out to solve a forty-year-old mystery involving the infamous "Murph the Surf" gem heist. Could this be what got his grand-father killed? So we jump into the time machine to meet his eccentric granddad, Sergio, who is running a small-time bookie operation in 1964 Miami Beach, a golden time and place popu-lated by the Beatles, Cassius Clay, James Bond, Jackie Gleason, and Flipper. . . . <p>Back to live action! Serge and his customers have become the hunted, hopscotching through a series of famous hotel rooms. But Serge tells them not to worry. He has a master plan, which is about to unfold in all of its insane glory . . . on Cadillac Beach! 331775 2004 Cadillac Beach total:308|5:98|4:126|3:72|2:8|1:4| 308 1230 404 18 4 0 false false Sun Mar 01 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Wed Feb 25 19:33:48 -0800 2009 Thu Mar 05 02:57:06 -0800 2009 more...]]> 1 0 false false Sun Jan 04 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Tue Aug 25 17:37:24 -0700 2009 Tue Aug 25 17:37:24 -0700 2009 more...]]> 4 0 false false Fri May 08 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Fri Mar 13 06:28:00 -0700 2009 Fri May 08 19:12:54 -0700 2009 more...]]> 3 0 false false Sat Oct 17 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Thu Oct 08 20:54:36 -0700 2009 Sat Oct 17 12:04:41 -0700 2009 more...]]> 4 0 false false Wed Apr 22 13:11:01 -0700 2009 Wed Apr 22 22:38:44 -0700 2009 5 0 false false Sun Nov 01 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Mon Nov 30 09:28:09 -0800 2009 Mon Nov 30 09:30:55 -0800 2009 0 0 false false Sat Nov 29 10:56:59 -0800 2008 Sat Nov 29 10:58:10 -0800 2008 4 0 false false Sat Aug 01 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Sun Aug 02 16:14:37 -0700 2009 Fri Aug 07 18:27:13 -0700 2009 5 0 false false Sat Mar 21 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Sun Mar 22 16:33:17 -0700 2009 Sun Mar 22 16:34:05 -0700 2009 3 0 false false Sun Sep 28 05:09:38 -0700 2008 Sun Sep 28 05:14:02 -0700 2008
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