false 266384 4 "Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as 'citing facts,' is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that's when I feel truly alive." So begins <i>If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans</i>, Ann Coulter's funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date. Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that "She's gone too far!" and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career. Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, <i>If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans</i> includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you'll read Coulter's take on: Her politics: "As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy." Hillary Clinton: "Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it." The environment: "God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'" Religion: "It's become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video." Global warming: "The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it's 63 degrees and the next thing you know it's... 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!" Gun control: "Mass murderers apparently can't read, since they are constantly shooting up 'gun-free zones.'" Bill Clinton: "Bill Clinton's library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section." Illegal aliens: "I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do." <i>If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans</i> is a must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter. 2442367 2 10 2007 If Democrats had Any Brains, They'd be Republicans total:422|5:114|4:112|3:100|2:30|1:66| 422 1444 597 102 1 10 false false Thu Mar 27 17:03:32 -0700 2008 Fri Apr 04 19:00:38 -0700 2008 4 3 false false Mon Oct 01 00:00:00 -0700 2007 Tue Oct 23 07:57:39 -0700 2007 Tue Oct 23 08:03:40 -0700 2007 more...]]> 5 2 false false Mon Oct 01 00:00:00 -0700 2007 Mon Oct 08 17:40:31 -0700 2007 Mon Oct 08 17:43:55 -0700 2007
"If the Democrats want to stay in the middle of the road, why do they keep sticking with Teddy Kennedy? Didn't he have some trouble staying in the middle of the road?"

These ar...more...]]> 4 1 false false Sat Jan 26 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Thu Jan 31 14:48:38 -0800 2008 Thu Jan 31 15:37:05 -0800 2008 more...]]> 1 3 false false Thu Nov 01 00:00:00 -0700 2007 Mon Nov 12 09:26:55 -0800 2007 Mon Nov 12 09:44:12 -0800 2007 more...]]> 3 1 true false Mon Oct 01 00:00:00 -0700 2007 Tue Jan 01 16:11:08 -0800 2008 Tue Jan 01 16:17:30 -0800 2008 more...]]> 1 1 false false Thu May 01 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Thu Jan 03 07:24:01 -0800 2008 Mon May 05 07:41:22 -0700 2008 I've read most of her books and enjoyed parts of them. But this book is terrible. It isn't even a bo...more...]]> 1 4 false false Sat May 03 20:04:50 -0700 2008 Wed May 14 20:22:21 -0700 2008
There, I just saved you the trouble of having to read this book, because that's all Ann has to say.
It's all she ever has to say.

I've tried a couple of her books trying to figure out what the big deal is and still don't get it.
She'...more...]]> 2 0 false false Tue Apr 01 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Tue Aug 25 13:24:15 -0700 2009 Fri Aug 28 12:22:12 -0700 2009 more...]]> 4 1 false false Mon Oct 01 00:00:00 -0700 2007 Sun Oct 21 17:47:20 -0700 2007 Sun Oct 21 17:51:45 -0700 2007 more...]]> 1 1 false false Thu Jan 17 21:22:58 -0800 2008 Sun Dec 30 17:04:57 -0800 2007 Sun Dec 30 17:07:41 -0800 2007 I've been scheming about how I could read ann coulter and her ridiculous nonsense without having to actually pay for it, and then i remembered the existence of libraries now that I'm back in america. This does two things: 1) keeps from actually supporting ms. coulter...more...]]> 2 0 false false Mon Aug 03 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Sat Aug 01 09:52:13 -0700 2009 Tue Aug 04 09:17:12 -0700 2009 Godless first, I know that she is capable of crafting and supporting an argument, often quite effectively. This book, however, is simply a collection of her most provocative statements over th...more...]]> 4 1 false false Sat Dec 01 00:00:00 -0800 2007 Sun Dec 30 21:47:34 -0800 2007 Sun May 04 12:09:50 -0700 2008 5 1 false false Mon Oct 01 00:00:00 -0700 2007 Thu Oct 18 13:16:37 -0700 2007 Thu Oct 18 13:20:10 -0700 2007 2 0 false false Thu Mar 26 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Wed Feb 18 09:55:51 -0800 2009 Thu Mar 26 18:11:07 -0700 2009 more...]]> 3 0 false false Sun Dec 30 00:00:00 -0800 2007 Tue Mar 04 17:14:30 -0800 2008 Sun Mar 09 18:59:04 -0700 2008 more...]]> 2 0 false false Tue Mar 18 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Mon Mar 03 05:52:08 -0800 2008 Tue Mar 18 18:34:34 -0700 2008
I was not expecting what this book was...I didn't realize it was only going to be a collection of short quips from her columns, interviews, and tv appearances. I know this was done deliberately but because there was no real continuity I was actually bor...more...]]> 3 0 false false Fri Feb 08 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Sat Feb 09 12:01:35 -0800 2008 Sat Feb 09 12:13:58 -0800 2008 more...]]> 1 1 false false Tue Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Sat Jun 20 08:39:28 -0700 2009 Sat Jun 20 08:45:46 -0700 2009 more...]]> 4 0 false false Tue Apr 29 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Sun Mar 08 18:31:40 -0700 2009 Sun Mar 08 18:31:40 -0700 2009 more...]]> http://www.goodreads.com/book_link/follow/8?book_id=266384