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1,000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

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Kids can never get enough knock-knock jokes. For the insatiable riddler, here are 1,000 jokes that will satisfy the need to tease. Here are knock-knocks about names, songs, insults, sayings, puns, and many, many more, in this laugh-out-loud anthology of knock-knock jokes kids will love.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your friend, open the door.
Knock, knock
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Paperback, 233 pages
Published November 12th 1986 by Ballantine Books
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Amsterdam.
Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters.
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REALLY FUNNY!!!!:)
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