Dear American Airlines
Sometimes the planes don’t fly on time.
Bennie Ford, a fifty-three-year-old failed poet turned translator, is traveling to his estranged daughter’s wedding when his flight is canceled. Stuck with thousands of fuming passengers in the purgatory of O’Hare airport, he watches the clock tick and realizes that he will miss the ceremony. Frustrated, irate, and helpless, Bennie do...more
Bennie Ford, a fifty-three-year-old failed poet turned translator, is traveling to his estranged daughter’s wedding when his flight is canceled. Stuck with thousands of fuming passengers in the purgatory of O’Hare airport, he watches the clock tick and realizes that he will miss the ceremony. Frustrated, irate, and helpless, Bennie do...more
Hardcover, 180 pages
Published
April 29th 2008
by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
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There are exactly two faintly positive things I can say about this book, so let's get them out of the way.
i. It was mercifully short.
ii. It wasn't quite dreadful enough to go on the 'utter dreck' shelf, though its brevity may have been a key mitigating factor.
Although it didn't quite make the 'utter dreck' cut, it was an overhyped, forgettable waste of time. One of those books where, when I read the glowing reviews it has garnered from others, I feel that maybe I live in a parallel universe. I...more
i. It was mercifully short.
ii. It wasn't quite dreadful enough to go on the 'utter dreck' shelf, though its brevity may have been a key mitigating factor.
Although it didn't quite make the 'utter dreck' cut, it was an overhyped, forgettable waste of time. One of those books where, when I read the glowing reviews it has garnered from others, I feel that maybe I live in a parallel universe. I...more
Aug 18, 2008
Mike
rated it
4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for:
fans of the rant and the singing swing of a first-person narrator
I'm waffling between 3 and 4 stars, but lean higher for two reasons. 1) I swallowed the book in four smooth, gut-punching shots, finding it occasionally astringent but relishing its fire, reveling in the boozy combination of nasty jokes and maudlin recollection. It's sentimental and yet rigorously derisive, and I enjoyed the narrator Bennie's company on both counts. 2) This ain't some cheap rotgut, as the prose quite often bubbled and popped and woozily tilted against convention, e.g.:
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Too clever by half, as the British say.
Everyone was ballyhooing this book upon its publication.
So I plunked down for a nice hardcover addition.
Everyone knows the concept: one-time drunk, has-been poet, current translator rehashes his life story in a long, long, l-o-n-g letter of complaint to the air carrier that's left him stranded in O'Hare, missing his estranged daughter's wedding/commitment ceremony.
Nice concept.
Execution is fine and funny. Writer Jonathan Miles has a fine ear for a comic phr...more
Everyone was ballyhooing this book upon its publication.
So I plunked down for a nice hardcover addition.
Everyone knows the concept: one-time drunk, has-been poet, current translator rehashes his life story in a long, long, l-o-n-g letter of complaint to the air carrier that's left him stranded in O'Hare, missing his estranged daughter's wedding/commitment ceremony.
Nice concept.
Execution is fine and funny. Writer Jonathan Miles has a fine ear for a comic phr...more
I had such high hopes for this book. The idea of wrapping a narrative within an angry letter to an airline, written while stuck at an airport for hours, is a clever one. Unfortunately, the writing itself goes over the top with clever, adopting an inronic, winking voice that quickly grows old. You never really care about the main character, mostly because his motives hide behind so many layers of smug attitude, coming from the character and the author himself. Plus, the narrator is a translator,...more
Entirely dysfunctional airline industry as a metaphor for entirely dysfunctional American life--abysmal failures to meet expectations and make connections, mounds of baggage nobody knows what to do with, and that sickening, existential feeling that life can be a vastly unfair, bureaucratic wasteland in which nobody cares. The writing is brilliant--fresh hysterical descriptions of being stuck forever in the hell hole that is O'Hare side by side with a surprisingly deep story of a human life gone...more
I've always admired Jonathon Miles' personality-driven, lyrically-satisfying journalism - book reviews, food writing, outdoors essays, etc. - so of course I was excited to read his first novel.
Whether one loves or hates this protogonist, or loves or hates this book, (the nature of the beast of this book is that doesn't seem to leave much middle ground as far readerly relationships go), no one can deny Miles can flat-out write, he can write sentences, so well that his honor the craft of literatu...more
Whether one loves or hates this protogonist, or loves or hates this book, (the nature of the beast of this book is that doesn't seem to leave much middle ground as far readerly relationships go), no one can deny Miles can flat-out write, he can write sentences, so well that his honor the craft of literatu...more
Well, I thought this book was about a traveler who got stuck in the airport and wrote a really long complaint letter to the airline (oh...it actually was all that!) I thought the letter would be delightful to read and full of good zingers. NO! The dude writing it was just plain bitter. I've written stuff when I was mad or bitter and it is obvious. And it is also absolutely no fun to read.
I couldn't tell if the author himself is a bitter man (he doesn't look all that bitter on the book jacket) o...more
I couldn't tell if the author himself is a bitter man (he doesn't look all that bitter on the book jacket) o...more
My friend Mia recommended this one--so glad she did. I loved the author's sardonic sense of humor. The story is beautifully told.
It's the kind of book that you can't bear to take back to the library 'cause you love it sooooo much...and when you decide you're going to copy down all the great passages, you end up copying most of the book :)
It's the kind of book that you can't bear to take back to the library 'cause you love it sooooo much...and when you decide you're going to copy down all the great passages, you end up copying most of the book :)
When the protagonist's flight to his estranged daughter's wedding is delayed by almost a day, he starts a complaint letter to the airline which turns into a long rambling missive about his life. We learn why he is estranged from his daughter, why the wedding is so important, and ultimately how writing this letter saves his life. There is a subplot of his translations of another author's work (which is his job) and I didn't quite understand why all that was in there. I'm sure my English teachers...more
The Good:
The novel's conceit--life story within a complaint letter to American Airlines. All the complaints were spot on and really depict the indignity of modern air travel perfectly.
The ending. No spoilers for me, but if this novel had ended any differently, I would have been writing a complaint letter.
The Bad:
The novel's protagonist is one of those 20th century characters I recently complained about on the blog (http://kidslitinformation.blogspot.co...). Alcohol problem: check. Estranged from...more
The novel's conceit--life story within a complaint letter to American Airlines. All the complaints were spot on and really depict the indignity of modern air travel perfectly.
The ending. No spoilers for me, but if this novel had ended any differently, I would have been writing a complaint letter.
The Bad:
The novel's protagonist is one of those 20th century characters I recently complained about on the blog (http://kidslitinformation.blogspot.co...). Alcohol problem: check. Estranged from...more
Um... Sad. Just, sad. I had read good things about this short novel and was excited to read it, but goddamn is it sad. Aging former alcoholic takes stock of his ruined life while he's derailed on his way to his estranged daughter's wedding. Normally I'm a sucker for anything involving translation or translators, but jeez. I do have a lot of pages dog-eared, which I suppose means it's well-written.
Shortly before I left New Orleans, I was fooling around with an equally alky divorcée named Sandra (...more
Shortly before I left New Orleans, I was fooling around with an equally alky divorcée named Sandra (...more
Feb 05, 2009
Bookmarks Magazine
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Every critic was at first skeptical of this epistolary "gimmick novel" about a self-pitying, if lovable, loser, but by the end, all agreed that "the concept works beautifully" (Los Angeles Times). Miles's effort produced an intelligent, playful, and, above all, moving story full of humor and well-written digressions. Bennie is a remarkably flawed but sympathetic man, and though his hilarious asides may not always advance the storyline, they certainly contribute to the fun. The only point of cont
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This book was not what I expected. While I usually do not enjoy surprises, this book was an exception. The author is a journalist for the NY Times.
Benny, the main character, is stranded at O'Hare airport and as a result will miss is daughter's committment ceremony. While it is a story reflecting his anger at the current state of the airline industry, it is also a story of missed chances and life mistakes.
Benny- a middle aged man- has lots of time to reflect on his past and current life while...more
Benny, the main character, is stranded at O'Hare airport and as a result will miss is daughter's committment ceremony. While it is a story reflecting his anger at the current state of the airline industry, it is also a story of missed chances and life mistakes.
Benny- a middle aged man- has lots of time to reflect on his past and current life while...more
"Dear American Airlines" by Jonathan Miles reflects on the wasted life of Benjamin R. Ford. Benjamin was a poet but ended up translating books from one language to another. His life is a series of mistakes. Bennie began writing this novel as a complaint letter to American Airlines for delaying his flight. He wanted to fly from New York to Los Angles, with a layover at O’Hare Airport in Chicago, to go to his daughter, Stella’s, wedding. Bennie rants on and on about numerous topics while he’s wai...more
I have never read a complaint letter before. Well, of course, except the ones I wrote myself. That is why Dear American Airlines, a novel by Jonathan Miles, is the first and, by far, the longest one I have ever read.
Benjamin Ford, a fifty-three year old ex-poet turned translator, is stuck at Chicago’s O’Hare airport alongside hundreds of passengers. Infuriated by the Chicago airport system, their inability to disclose further information on the imperceptible unfavorable weather that cancelled hi...more
Benjamin Ford, a fifty-three year old ex-poet turned translator, is stuck at Chicago’s O’Hare airport alongside hundreds of passengers. Infuriated by the Chicago airport system, their inability to disclose further information on the imperceptible unfavorable weather that cancelled hi...more
The title of this book does not do justice to its content. It is beyond me to think of a title that would give an inkling of what lies within this novel's wondrous pages.
Benjamin Ford is trying to get to his daughter's wedding in California when he finds himself stranded at O'Hare Airport in Chicago. He is composing an angry letter to American Airlines that takes the form of an autobiographical assessment of his own life. Benjamin has been a lush, drinking all day and all night until fairly rece...more
Benjamin Ford is trying to get to his daughter's wedding in California when he finds himself stranded at O'Hare Airport in Chicago. He is composing an angry letter to American Airlines that takes the form of an autobiographical assessment of his own life. Benjamin has been a lush, drinking all day and all night until fairly rece...more
This is a very interesting book in that the whole style is a letter to American Airlines as a man, Benjamin 'Bennie' Ford waits for a plane, while stuck in Chicago, to LA in order to attend his daughter's same-sex wedding ceremony. Bennie has not been a good father or husband. He is a translator and reflects on his life of mistakes and mishaps. He used to be an alcoholic and survived depression and suicidal compulsion. His mother had a stroke, though it saved her from her mania, manic moods, and...more
Clever book, excellent sense of humour, I found that the main character was very real and believable, and I was able to relate to him for better and worse.
The story takes you through the superficial aspects of modern travel into the deeper territory such as loneliness, family, personal anguish and relationships, to name a few.
During the narrative the main character quotes from a book he is reading and although I found this somewhat distracting during the first part of the book, I began to look f...more
The story takes you through the superficial aspects of modern travel into the deeper territory such as loneliness, family, personal anguish and relationships, to name a few.
During the narrative the main character quotes from a book he is reading and although I found this somewhat distracting during the first part of the book, I began to look f...more
Why did I think this book would be about airline gripping? It so wasn't. It was worse. A Dude talking about his life, boo hoo, while trying to fly from NY to LA to go to his estranged daughters wedding. Luckily the book was really short, so it didn't go on and on forever as some of these books do. I think also because it wasn't a real story that it didn't go on forever. God, what even happened. I mean, Dude just talked about his life, growing up in New Orleans with a manic mother and a father wh...more
Now this is one good book that I have read. Jonathan Miles' first novel, entitled Dear American Airlines, is one book that I would praise for its originality.
Here's the gist of it. The book is a novel written in the form of a rant. There is this one middle-aged man, Benjamin Ford, who is flying from New York City to Los Angeles, and he has a forty-five minute lay-over in Chicago. However, due to weather reasons, his flight got delayed, and he is now stranded in the Chicago O'Hare International A...more
Here's the gist of it. The book is a novel written in the form of a rant. There is this one middle-aged man, Benjamin Ford, who is flying from New York City to Los Angeles, and he has a forty-five minute lay-over in Chicago. However, due to weather reasons, his flight got delayed, and he is now stranded in the Chicago O'Hare International A...more
Okay, so I hope the crystalline clarity of this review isn't tainted by the fact that I read it inappropriately drunk in a Mexican restaurant, but somehow, I think the protagonist would be just fine with that.
So the concept of the novel is that a simpering literature translator is trapped in Chicago's O'Hare airport by American Airlines, who, he claims, is ignoring the beautiful weather outside to ruin his life. What starts as a blistering rebuke to AA (coincidentally the same initials as Alcoho...more
So the concept of the novel is that a simpering literature translator is trapped in Chicago's O'Hare airport by American Airlines, who, he claims, is ignoring the beautiful weather outside to ruin his life. What starts as a blistering rebuke to AA (coincidentally the same initials as Alcoho...more
The central conceit of the book is that it is an epic complaint letter to American Airlines written by a stranded passenger at O’Hare Airport and it works surprisingly well. Miles keeps the illusion up throughout the long digressive text by throwing in contemporary characters (e.g., fellow traveler “Oshkosh Bob”) among those related in remembrances by the protagonist Benjamin (“Bennie”) Ford. Ford is a hapless recovering alcoholic born of a young schizophrenic mother and limited Polish-refugee f...more
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I once spent an extra 36 hours stranded between flights in Chicago, so the premise of this novel made me laugh corrosively right away. Whenever an airport stacks up with the human detritus of canceled flights, you have to figure that some of the humans are missing something important -- like Bennie Ford, the author of this rant to American Airlines. Bennie is trying to get to the wedding of his daughter, whom he was not seen since her infancy. To emphasize how little he knows her, he's just lear...more
Jul 17, 2009
Janice
marked it as to-read
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By Stein, Garth
BookPage Notable Title
Meet Enzo, the unforgettable canine narrator of this bittersweet and transformative story of family, love, loyalty, and hope. Enzo is a philosopher with a nearly human soul, and he's gained a wealth of knowledge from hours spent in front of the TV.
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Review by Julie Hale
Dear American Airlines
By Jonathan Miles
Miles, who writes about books for Men’s Journal and serves as cocktai...more
I bought this book thinking that it was a comic riff on the inconveniences involved with airline travel. Whoops. Not even close. Bennie Ford is traveling, or trying to travel to California, to attend the wedding of the daughter that he hasn't seen since she was an infant (or the commitment ceremony since she is marrying a woman) when his flight is cancelled and he's stuck in O'Hare airport (with thousands of other stranded passengers). Realizing that he is going to miss the ceremony, he begins a...more
Miles is the cocktail columnist for the New York Times and books columnist for Men’s Journal. Dear American Airlines is his debut as a novelist, although he has written for several magazines.
Dear American Airlines is a long (very long) complaint letter to AA from middle aged Bennie Ford. He, and thousdands of others, is grounded at O’Hare rather from his New York to Los Angles flight Actually, his plane landed in Peoria and he was bused to Chicago. The alleged reason for grounding is bad weather...more
Dear American Airlines is a long (very long) complaint letter to AA from middle aged Bennie Ford. He, and thousdands of others, is grounded at O’Hare rather from his New York to Los Angles flight Actually, his plane landed in Peoria and he was bused to Chicago. The alleged reason for grounding is bad weather...more
Bennie Ford, a fifty-three-year-old failed poet turned translator, is traveling to his estranged daughters wedding when his flight is canceled. Stuck with thousands of fuming passengers in the purgatory of O'Hare Airport, he watches the clock tick and realizes that he will miss the ceremony. Frustrated, irate, and helpless, Bennie does the only thing he can: he starts to write a letter. But what begins as a hilariously excoriating demand for a refund soon becomes a cri de coeur of a life misspen...more
This was an entertaining read, written as a 180-page rant to American Airlines as the narrator, Benjamin Ford, is stranded at Chicago's O'Hare Airport while traveling to San Francisco to attend his daughter's wedding. Just a year or two older than I am, Benjamin Ford's cynical cultural references hit the mark with me. By bits and pieces the odd aspects of his family and past relationship come to light, gradually revealing the strange significance of his rendezvous with the ex-wife and daughter h...more
I actually took this book with me to read on the plane between Houston and New York City. I was able to finish it on the return flight. Although the book did seem to veer a little from time to time, the core of the story was still very well played out. Over the course of the novel, through his writing an angry letter to American Airlines, Bennie is able to come to terms with why his life ended up the way it did. Being stuck at the airport could easily be seen as a life altering event for him, as...more
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JONATHAN MILES's first novel, Dear American Airlines, was named a New York Times Notable Book and a Best Book of the Year by the Los Angeles Times and the Wall Street Journal. A former columnist for the New York Times, he serves as a contributing editor to magazines as diverse as Field & Stream and Details, and writes regularly for the New York Times Book Review and The Literary Review (UK). A...more
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“Had Stella been named anything else, and/or had we lived in any other city besides New Orleans, my desperate call would have been just my desperate call. In that alternate universe the neighbors might have peeked from behind the curtains but they wouldn't have laughed or, worse, joined in. But you simply cannot shout the name Stella while standing under a window in New Orleans and hope for anything like an authentic or even mildly earnest moment. Literature had beaten me to this moment, had staked its flag here first, and there was nothing I could do outside in that soupy, rain-drenched alleyway that could rise above sad parody. Perhaps if she'd been named Beatrice, or Katarzyna-maybe then my life would have turned out differently. Maybe then my voice would have roused her to the window, maybe then I could have told her that I was sorry, that I could be a better man, that I couldn't promise I knew everything it meant but I loved her. Instead I stared up at that black window, shutmouthed and impotent, blinking and reblinking my eyes to flush out the rainwater. "Stella," I whispered. The French have an expression: "Without literature life is hell." Yeah, well. Life with it bears its own set of flames.”
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