false 2417160 1 “You know the way you get a sack of assorted hard candies and only a few are your favorite kinds, and you end up with all those leftovers, say they're the purple ones, and you buy another bag, and pretty soon, the purple ones are pushing your other stuff out of your house and into the street? Well, when you look inside Creation Stories by Matthew Simmons, you’ll find only the good pieces. I love finding images and ideas that no one but the writer in question could have come up with. I love thinking; hey I’ve never seen that before! There are pictures and ideas here that will surprise you. You’ll laugh out loud. This is the good stuff.” —Ray Vukcevich, Meet Me in the Moon Room “If you ever wished Gary Lutz wrote for SNL, you’ll love this collection. Matthew Simmons’ writing, like Matthew himself, is witty and absurd and a little bit strange. In a good way. The best possible way, actually. Basically, If you don’t love it, you’re a moron.” —Aaron Burch and Elizabeth Ellen, Hobart editors “I read it and liked it.” —Tao Lin, Eeeee Eee Eeee 2424337 2007 Creation Stories total:19|5:7|4:12| 19 83 29 8 4 1 false false Sat Dec 01 00:00:00 -0800 2007 Fri Dec 28 16:10:17 -0800 2007 Sat Apr 26 09:13:12 -0700 2008
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That was a joke.

Sort of.

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