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If These Boobs Could Talk: A Little Humor to Pump Up the Breastfeeding Mom

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This amusing shower or new baby gift celebrates the ups and downs of breastfeeding and gives the rapidly growing number of breastfeeding moms something they can really use-a good laugh!

Of the approximately four million women who give birth each year, 70 percent will choose to breastfeed. This delightfully funny book helps those 2.8 million nursing moms laugh out loud, lear
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Hardcover, 96 pages
Published March 1st 2008 by Andrews McMeel Publishing
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Sally
Dec 30, 2010 Sally added it
Shelves: parenting, humor, own
Inspired Christmas gift from my sis-in-law. If you want to borrow it, let me know! Sample:

"Things Your Boobs Would Say if They Could Talk:

1. Since when are we open 24 hours?
2. Sir, this is a "babies only" zone.
3. Woo hoo! We're spraying across the room!
4. Wow, we look spectacular.
5. Wait, now we look like old socks.
6. Hmmm, do we hear a baby crying somew.... and there's milk."
Alyssa
A friend found this at the library and it happened to be right after I had my daughter so she brought it over. It's hilarious! I actually was laughing out loud, almost to the point of tears in some parts (but maybe that's just because I read it while I was breastfeeding). :)

I read parts of it out loud to my husband and we were both giggling like kids.
Kimberly
Don't advise reading this while breast feeding the baby otherwise you might shake the baby with your laughter!
Dana
The perfect pumping bag book (besides The Milk Memos)! Laughed a lot through this!
Jessica
The most comical thing about this book was the title.
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