Mounted By The Pack
I'm a dandy, a kind term here in Victorian England for a son who will never produce an heir. My father caught me one too many times kissing other boys, and when I refused to marry some cow to breed for his sake, that was the last straw. He arranged for me to be sent to a distant M ...more
This story pretty much reads like the life of Draco Malfoy, had he been born in the Victorian era, and I'm not gonna lie, that makes an already absurdly hilarious tale infinitely more entertaining to read, with that image in mind.
I don't know if the hilarity of this story was intentional or not. If it was, then I have to salute the writer, because as much as the erotic content was... interesting, and not exactly in a good way, the rest of it was one of the funniest things I've ever read, and I d...more
Keep going Mr Thomas... you will get there and your writing shows promise for the correct demographic
You don't really get to know any of the characters very well. At least one of the pack members liked pussy. That was a pleasant surprise. I guess this is a set up for another book because plot points were brought up but no resolution but I'm not interested in reading anymore.
This is such a sweet, albeit very short story. Forgive it its historical inaccuracies and anachronisms, or maybe not, for they are part of the fun. The real beauty however is the writing, such flair and humour in the voice, immensely enjoyable for that alone.