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How Many Floors to Realize

3.5  ·  Rating Details ·  8 Ratings  ·  5 Reviews
Supernatural Fanfic - Sam/Dean
AU from the end of It's A Terrible Life, in which Zachariah decides to keep stringing them along a little while longer, because damn if they aren't somewhat entertaining, right?
Words:26203 complete
ebook, 79 pages
Published December 21st 2009 by AO3

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Miko (kimosumiko)
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In general, really, being around Sam was -- it was so strange, it was something so new, it was relaxing and stressful all at the same time. He felt in tune with this man who'd been a stranger to him just a few days ago; felt everything he was strain towards him like a magnet, with a stressful kind of intensity that demanded he know what Sam was thinking, feeling, doing, if he was okay all the time.

"This is foolish, Zachariah -- how are they going to learn anything if you keep hel
This was great fun. Zachariah decides to prolong the experiment he tried in the "It's a Terrible Life" episode and keep the boys as Dean Smith and Sam Wesson for a while. Cas goes to him to ask why, and we see them off and on discussing how things are going.

Meanwhile, memory-less Sam and Dean both quit their jobs and decide to set off to hunt monsters. In Dean's Prius. Wonderfully hilarious moments.

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This was illogical and terrifying, and somehow his mouth kept pulling up in
Jun 04, 2016 Dreamer rated it liked it
3.5 stars. Zachariah and Castiel look on as Dean Smith and Sam Wesson try to adopt the hunting lifestyle after their (imaginary) years of office work. Then things start to get a bit heated.

"I am starting to understand that human obsession with televised drama. This is too good to be missed. What on earth, heaven or hell will they do next?"
Lana Del Gay
May 18, 2016 Lana Del Gay rated it it was ok
Shelves: fanfic, sam-dean
This compared to "Stay The Distance" is like "Family Plot" compared to "Psycho". It's amusing and more than passable right until their relationship gets physical. Then it just becomes so absurdly ridiculous that I had to believe that reptiles are really replacing the human race because I refused to believe that whoever, or whatever wrote this uncanny fic is my newfound ex-loved-author.
I love Smith & Wesson fics.
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