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YOU CAN CATCH A GOOD HUMAN WITH A BAD HAMBURGER Proverbs For Monsters is an omnibus of the best writing to date by one the most offbeat and humorous writers working in the horror genre today, Michael A. Arnzen. Hand picked by the author, these are the stories "flash fictions," and poems most cherished by readers, most enjoyed at live performances, most celebrated by editor ...more
Paperback, 296 pages
Published October 31st 2007 by Dark Regions Press (first published January 1st 2007)
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Recommends it for: anyone curious about Arnzen!
WINNER of the 2007 Bram Stoker Award finalist for Outstanding Achievement in a Fiction Collection! (Tied with Peter Straub's book, 5 Stories).
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Michael Arnzen has won multiple awards for his fiction, including four Bram Stoker Awards and the International Horror Guild Award. He teaches horror and suspense writing at Seton Hill University, as faculty in their unique MFA degree program in Writing Popular Fiction.

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