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Features the Nebula Award-winning novella "Lost Girls."
In these modern myths and tales for the young and the young at hear, Jane Yolen transforms the impossible into the familiar and real. Among the outlandish wonders are an Alice grown tough in Wonderland, a dear--but dead--mother's homecoming, a bridge that longs for a goat-eating troll, and a mutiny among Peter Pan's t
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Paperback, 192 pages
Published March 1st 2001 by HMH Books for Young Readers (first published 1997)
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Sesana
A nice enough collection of middle grade short stories, without a common theme other than the genre (fantasy). I haven't read that much Jane Yolen, but usually like what I do read. The stories here were mostly decent enough, but not really memorable. I bet I would have eaten it up when I was in the target age group, though. There wasn't a truly bad story in the bunch, though Lost Girls just didn't do anything for me. I'd say the standout story in the collection was Mama Gone, an unusual vampire ...more
Derek
This is a short story collection selected by THE (Amazing) BOOK CLUB OF DOOM as the April 2014 selection.

This is the perfect book to hand to a middle schooler who wants to try something different, but doesn't have a lot of time on their hands or isn't all that into reading. The stories are short, the ideas are interesting, and the writing is solid.

Almost every story has something to recommend it. An idea, a turn of phrase, an image, that made me go, "that's nice." But the whole thing doesn't ho
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Melanti
Cute anthology geared towards the lower end of the Young Adult spectrum - though not quite middle grade.

There's some stand out stories that I loved and some that were rather forgettable, which is normal for this type of anthology, to be honest.

And once again, this book is riddled with OCR'd mistakes. I should not have to stare at a word wondering if that "d" is really "cl" or if the "m" is "rn" or "nn" was supposed to be "rm" - that last one took a bit of staring to figure out!

Seriously, publ
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Sonja Isaacson
This review is pretty much stolen from Emilie after she wrote a recap of the Book Club of Doom's April meeting wherein we talked about the stories in this collection. But, well, edited.

Tough Alice A modern day revisit to Wonderland. Most of our group appreciated the references and clever wordplay in this story, but felt that a lot was lost from the original tone of Alice in Wonderland when taking away the Victorian context. A bookend to the collection with Lost Girls, another re-telling of a cl
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CatholicBibliophagist
I enjoy reading short stories, so I picked this up as a way to sample Jane Yolen, an author I somehow missed out on. A nice collection of fantasy though I didn't care for the last story in the collection, "Lost Girls." It's the story of the lost girls in Neverland. Well, we all know that there are no girls in Neverland because, as Peter explains to Wendy in the original book, girls are to clever to fall out of their perambulators the way boys do, so they never get lost. But I was willing to susp ...more
Sarah
This is a collection of twelve short stories that basically amount to fanfic based on established fairytale universes. I especially enjoyed the following stories: Tough Alice, about a more experienced Alice's adventure in Wonderland; Sea Dragon of Fife, a tale of a Scottish fishing villager and the monster plaguing his village; Bolundeers, which is one of the most oddly touching ghost stories I've read; and Lost Girls, where Darla takes the character of Wendy in Peter Pan to a whole new level.
Cindy
Feb 20, 2009 Cindy rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: anyone, especially girls
Writer Jane Yolen is very versatile, and some of her things I've loved (Boots and the Seven Leaguers, Wizard Hall), some I've liked, (Armageddon Summer), and some were just okay (Girl in a Cage). But I grabbed this collection of short stories for my challenge knowing that I would be bound to like at least half the stories.

The title is a reference to Wonderland, and her first story is called "Tough Alice." That could be a theme too. Don't look for any helpless, passive girls here. Not all the sto
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Kath
I really only liked two of the stories. All of them were very different, though, so I think any reader could pick or choose. The stories were interesting, and would be good to use in a class. Students would enjoy them, probably liking the contemporary stories more than I did. Tone was overall fun.
Judith
I enjoy short stories and I enjoy fantasy fiction, especially fantasy of the kind that Jane Yolen uses in this collection of short stories. Some of the stories came to the edge of too creepy and strange, but were always pulled back by Yolen's firm sense of the purpose of fantastical stories. I'm not generally one for vampire stories, but I was quite satisfied with the story 'Mama Gone', for instance. It is not quite a traditional vampire story, but it is non-traditional in the sense that it is m ...more
Ms. Weir
This collection was very hit or miss for me. I didn't enjoy the first few stories, but I'm glad I stuck with it. My favorite was "Lost Girls," which would be an interesting read aloud for students if taught through a feminist lens.
Splindarella
Was hoping this would be a good book for my 9-year-old, who is an advanced reader, but some of the stories are too disturbing for her. Better for somewhat older readers.
Kerri
This was just a fun little book, a quick read. It had a nice mix of story types, from spooky to silly. Each story had its own quirk and is a fun read in itself.
Brigitte
I'd probably give it 3.5 overall. The stories were interesting and most were pretty good...just more cutesy than I was expecting. I liked the twists she put on classic tales and the author's notes after the stories. I'm very interested in the writing process and how each author approaches it differently.
Some of the stories were confusing, though, and others just plain odd. And some had darker themes that make me think it's not quite a children's book.
But I would be willing to read something diff
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Carly
This was a lot of fun! None of the stories stood out as being particularly weak, and even though this was published in 1997 it doesn't feel out of date. Yolen is clever, and I really enjoyed her plays off of classic literature (not just Alice's Adventures, but also fairy tales and Peter Pan). A couple of stories also did a pretty decent job of creeping me out!

I'm not sure what age group she was writing for, but I get the sense it was probably early- to mid-teens (the ghost stories might freak ou
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Christine Bowles
Jane Yolen is one of those authors that I will automatically buy the book and not read it till years later. That's what happened with this one. Being a collection of short stories I kept putting it off as a book that I could pick up at any time and read in a day when I just needed something to do. I missed out! Once again Yolen presents us with incredibly different views of stories that we have grown up with, and the result is fantastic as usual! I can't wait to read these new versions of tales ...more
Jenny
All the stories in this collection are worth reading, but the best is certainly the last: "Lost Girls," which posits a version of Neverland in which all the girls who have wound up there are called "the Wendys" by Peter (who can't be bothered to remember their names). Dissatisfied with domesticity, the Lost Girls decide to go on strike. The story may upset whatever warm memories you have about Peter Pan, but it is a charming and cleverly-written tale that is fun in its own right but could also b ...more
mary
I can use "The Lost Girls" and "The Babysitter."
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Viviana
Perhaps it was because I was not aware that I had bought a book of a collection of short stories, but I wasn't really into it. There were three or four of twelve stories that I was able to make good sense of and enjoy. Overall, not my style of writing.
Jamie
Before Jane Yolen wrote about dinosaurs going to bed, she wrote fantastical fiction. This collection of short stories is compiled of modern fairy tales. In general, a child faces an obstacle (a vampire mother, invading aliens, etc.) and summons up the courage to conquer it. There are a couple of stories that are rewritten with new perspectives -- The Billy Goats Gruff from the bridge's perspective or Alice returning to Wonderland. Happy endings, clever, and well-written.
Rida
The only reason this book even got a 2 stars is because I loved the stories "The Baby-Sitter", "Mama Gone", and "Bloundeer". In that order! Jeez I seriously hated this book I mean half the time it's like WTB (B for book lol) are you talking about! It takes a lot to please me and this book wasn't it Nah-uh no way! sigh well perhaps the next book I'm reading will be good! So read at your own risk! I mean I picked this book up with HIGH hopes! Yeah all hope shattered!
Lyz
I was in Stoughton, killing some time, and thought the public library would be a good place to do so (even better, the public library backs up to a WONDERFUL smelling bakery!). I picked this book off the shelf because of the _Alice in Wonderland_ quote, and it turns out that was the very thing that inspired the author! Maybe I'll get off my historical fiction kick now, and just start reading young adult literature?
Debbie
Jan 02, 2008 Debbie rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: fairy tale fans
This collection of twelve short stories is an engaging mix of fairy tale and fantasy. My favorites were "Tough Alice" and "Mama Gone."
"Tough Alice" is kind of a what-happens-next extension of Alice in Wonderland where Alice needs to find her own strength instead of waiting for someone else to save her.

"Mama Gone" is a vampire story that is part creepy and part heart-warming. Give it a look and you'll see what I mean.
Adam Garcia
it was good but only one story was the best and imma have you figure it out on your own which one is best
Brynna
I really like Jane Yolen's longer work, but these did not show her off at her best. "The Winter King" is beautiful. "Tough Alice" is none too bad. "The Sea Dragon of Fife" is a great story, but the way it is told made it completely unbelievable for me. And good fantasy should be believable.
I don't trust the majority of these stories. Which is a shame.
Don't read more than one or two in a sitting.
Summer
Not one of Yolen's better works. A few of the stories in here seem to be the same narrative with slightly different characters. Still, "Lost Girls" is a fine story, as are "Mama Gone" and "Wilding", so it's not a complete miss.

Strangely enough, all I could think of while reading this was, "I'll bet Connie Willis would have done a great job with this story." What's Connie Willis up to lately?
Christine
Jan 21, 2008 Christine rated it 3 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: kids who like fantasy and grownups who need an escape from being grown up
Jane Yolen is a versatile author who, unfortunately, I missed out on as a kid. My favorite story in this anthology was the last one - "Lost Girls." I never read Peter Pan because the premise always turned me off and because (even as a kid), anything Disney touched made me vaguely sick. If I had children, I would read these stories before bedtime - I think they'd make good read-alouds.
Ann Marie
As with many anthologies, I found the stories in this collection somewhat hit-or-miss. My favorite was "The Bridge's Complaint," a retelling of the Billy goats gruff tale told from the bridge's point of view. The author's notes section at the end that gave a little extra info on each story was a nice addition to the book, and something I think students would enjoy seeing.
Douglas Summers-Stay
Jane Yolen is uneven in quality. She has a good setup for her stories, and gets you into an interesting world with shining ideas, but doesn't always deliver a satisfying resolution. But the nice thing about short stories is even if one story leaves you feeling cheated, you don't feel cheated by very much.
Her darker stories are more powerful. I especially liked "Mama Gone."
*lexxiieebbyy* Gonzalez
this book is very good. at first i realized that the book is kinda based on alice im wonderland at the beginning and then towards the end, the story starts to change into it's own story. if you want to know more about this book or want to read it i belive that it is yellow 3. i had choosed this book because it was above my level, so i wanted to try something harder.
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Jane Yolen is a novelist, poet, fantasist, journalist, songwriter, storyteller, folklorist, and children’s book author who has written more than three hundred books. Her accolades include the Caldecott Medal, two Nebula Awards, the World Fantasy Award, three Mythopoeic Awards, the Kerlan Award, two Christopher Awards, and six honorary doctorate degrees from colleges and universities in Massachuset ...more
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