<![CDATA[Happy Hour of the Damned (Amanda Feral, #1)]]>

false <![CDATA[Happy Hour of the Damned (Amanda Feral, #1)]]> 2261459 1 Seattle. One minute you're drinking a vanilla breve, the next, some creepy old dude is breathing on you, turning you into a zombie. And that's just for starters. Now, the recently deceased Amanda Feral is trying to make her way through Seattle's undead scene with style (mortuary-grade makeup, six-inch stilettos, Balenciaga handbag on sale) while satisfying her craving for human flesh (Don't judge. And no, not like chicken.) and decent vodkatinis. Making her way through a dangerous world of cloud-doped bloodsuckers, reapers, horny and horned devils, werewolves, celebrities, and PR-obsessed shapeshifters--not to mention an extremely hot bartender named Ricardo--isn't easy. And the minute one of Amanda's undead friends disappears after texting the word, "help" (The undead--so dramatic!) she knows the afterlife is about to get really ugly. Something sinister is at hand. Someone or something is hellbent on turning Seattle's undead underworld into a place of true terror. And this time, Amanda may meet a fate a lot worse than death... Advance praise for Mark Henry and Happy Hour of the Damned! "Sexy, funny and twisted. You've never read anything like this!" --Richelle Mead, author of Succubus On Top "Dark, twisted and completely hilarious. I loved this book!" --Michelle Rowen, author of Lady & The Vamp "Call them the splatterati - werewolves who always know what to wear, zombies with bodies to die for, and vampires who know their fang shui - just don't call them late when it comes to happy hour, or the drinks might be on you." --David Sosnowski, author of Vamped "Happy Hour of the Damned - is it a comedy? An urban fantasy? A whodunit? Who cares! Mark Henry's written such a clever and engaging story that fans of any genre will totally adore it. Amanda Feral is the freshest, funniest character to come out of fiction since Bridget Jones and my only regret is she's not real and we can't go out for drinks. (Because, really? Zombies are the new black.) In short? I loved this book!" --Jen Lancaster, author of Bitter Is The New Black "Happy Hour of the Damned blends the hilarious narcissism of Seinfeld with Night of the Living Dead. Who knew skincare-obsessed zombies were so much fun? I couldn't read this book fast enough." --Jeaniene Frost, New York Times bestselling author of Halfway to the Grave "More brisk, batty, raunchy, and catty than a room full of cougars with a margarita machine. Happy Hour of the Damned is funny as hell." --Cherie Priest, author of Not Flesh Nor Feathers "Gruesome, ghoulish and utterly groundbreaking. Mark Henry is daring and scathingly funny." --Jackie Kessler, author of The Road To Hell 2267434 book 1 3 2008 Happy Hour of the Damned total:147|5:30|4:47|3:34|2:25|1:11| 147 501 352 56 5 3 false false Sun Mar 16 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Sat Mar 15 06:40:19 -0700 2008 Sun Mar 16 07:24:02 -0700 2008 more...]]> 4 3 false false Wed May 28 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Sun Jun 15 14:36:10 -0700 2008 Sun Jun 22 11:03:37 -0700 2008 more...]]> 4 2 false false Thu Apr 23 08:54:07 -0700 2009 Tue Apr 28 13:42:22 -0700 2009
Happy hour and zombies not really my thing. Okay well happy hour is, but not really into the zombie thing.

But there was that funny zombie thing thing that happened in downtown Austin in January and it seemed like a sign. Then y...more...]]> 4 2 false false Mon Mar 31 14:36:27 -0700 2008 Mon Mar 31 14:40:27 -0700 2008
Mark is undoubtedly funny and twisted, but I already knew that. If you like Christopher Moore, go buy a co...more...]]> 5 1 false false Tue Mar 03 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Tue Mar 03 04:46:51 -0800 2009 Tue Mar 03 16:30:21 -0800 2009
Amanda Feral was breathed on by a zombie. Moments later she dies in a slip-and-fall. When she first rises, she doesn't e...more...]]> 3 2 false false Thu Feb 05 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Tue Nov 04 13:42:12 -0800 2008 Thu Feb 05 19:10:26 -0800 2009
This was really fun. I could have done without all the footnotes, but it was entertaining.]]> 3 1 false false Mon Sep 01 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Wed Jul 30 15:28:52 -0700 2008 Sat Sep 20 21:30:28 -0700 2008 more...]]> 4 1 false false Thu Mar 06 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Sat Mar 29 22:46:25 -0700 2008 Mon Dec 22 12:25:48 -0800 2008 Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans on my Friends list, remember Cordelia? Now, think how she might have turned out if, instead of going down to L.A. and winding up joining the cast of Angel as a wannabe-actress-turned-mother-of-an-unholy-horror, she grew up to become an ad exec in Seattle. ...more...]]> 5 1 false false Mon Apr 07 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Fri Mar 21 21:57:32 -0700 2008 Tue Apr 08 20:53:26 -0700 2008 more...]]> 0 1 false false Tue Jun 17 13:01:17 -0700 2008 Tue Jun 17 13:01:17 -0700 2008
OBSERVATIONS: Humor, violence, female queen-of-the-sn...more...]]> 4 0 false false Tue Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Sat Jan 24 12:44:21 -0800 2009 Sun Feb 01 14:43:08 -0800 2009
I met Mark Henry by way of MySpace & LiveJournal. Befor...more...]]> 0 0 false false Tue Feb 10 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Thu Feb 05 20:00:30 -0800 2009 Tue Feb 10 16:21:27 -0800 2009 more...]]> 3 0 false false Tue Apr 21 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Thu Mar 26 23:53:35 -0700 2009 Tue Apr 21 21:32:08 -0700 2009 more...]]> 3 0 false false Mon Jun 01 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Tue Jun 02 09:45:11 -0700 2009 Tue Jun 02 09:49:43 -0700 2009 more...]]> 4 0 false false Sun May 17 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Sat May 16 12:09:29 -0700 2009 Sun May 17 08:46:28 -0700 2009 more...]]> 1 0 false false Tue Sep 29 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Wed Sep 09 08:32:38 -0700 2009 Tue Sep 29 13:40:39 -0700 2009 more...]]> 1 1 false false Tue Jul 01 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Mon Jul 28 18:28:50 -0700 2008 Tue Dec 09 21:12:09 -0800 2008 more...]]> 4 0 false false Sat Jan 19 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Mon Jun 23 18:58:00 -0700 2008 Sat Aug 23 12:24:19 -0700 2008 more...]]> 2 0 false false Thu Mar 05 16:12:44 -0800 2009 Sun Apr 19 16:09:37 -0700 2009 more...]]> 2 0 false false Sun Nov 08 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Fri Oct 30 12:40:38 -0700 2009 Mon Nov 09 19:54:41 -0800 2009 I could...more...]]> http://www.goodreads.com/book_link/follow/8?book_id=2261459