A Nameless Witch

A Nameless Witch

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A tale of vengeance, true love, and cannibalism.

Being born undead can have its disadvantages, such as eternal youth and flawless beauty; things most unsuitable for a witch. Hiding behind the guise of a grimy old crone, the witch is content living outside Fort Stalwart with her unlikely band of allies: a troll named Gwurm, an enchanted broom, and a demonic duck named Newt....more
Paperback, 320 pages
Published May 1st 2007 by Tor Books
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Tex Thompson
Maybe it's just me, but the title and the cover art of A Nameless Witch (and even the blurb on the back) had me expecting something almost YA, like Kiki's Delivery Service meets Flight of Dragons or something.

Then comes the part where the witch realizes that she hungers to devour her true love's flesh.

This book gets off to a terrific start: Martinez's style is fast and fresh and fun, and his protagonist narrates with a very witchly no-nonsense pragmatism.

Where magic is concerned, it's clear t...more
Paradoxical
The first word that comes to mind having read A Nameless Witch is 'charming'. Because it is. The characters are all fun in their own way, the world is quirky, and the main character--who is unnamed, because she doesn't have a name--is a pleasantly easy-going, but always mindful of how she should appear to others as a witch.

Nominally, the main plot is vengeance. In actuality, it is less about the witch's pursuit of vengeance and more about the way she goes about it, as well as the subplot of wre...more
Amanda
The Nameless Witch is a quirky, comic, fantasy about a witch cursed with eternal beauty and a cannibalistic appetite who undertakes a quest to destroy an evil sorcerer and save a town. This light-hearted tale is thoroughly enjoyable with an amusing cast of characters including Newt, a wisecracking demon duck familiar with killer instincts, a troll named Gwurm with interchangeable body parts, Wyst of the West, a White Knight sworn to a vow of chastity, and Penelope the animated broom.

This clever...more
Kiera Healy
I almost didn't get past the first sentence, because my ebook version of this is very poorly-transcribed, so often lower-case b appears as upper-case S. So the dramatic opening sentence was rendered "I was Sorn dead", which sounds like some terrible Dungeons and Dragons shit, and I was tempted to give up. Luckily I worked out the typo and got over it, because I quite enjoyed this novel.

This was a fairly silly light read. The concept is simple: it follows a young witch who is cursed(?) to be stun...more
Jacki
Born with the curse of immortality and overwhelming beauty, a young girl is saved from her family's cellar by Ghastly Edna and finds herself trained as a witch. When tragedy strikes, she sets off with her broom and half-demon duck to seek vengence.

Hiding behind her ghastly disguise, she finds comfort and companionship with her familiars and a troll until the White Knight makes an entrance. Now carnal desires battle her cannibalistic appetite, and all while she must save the world.

Like other boo...more
Terri
Jun 26, 2009 Terri rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Terri by: Mr. Distortion
Shelves: 2009
A Nameless Witch is yet another of Martinez' humorous novels awash in the supernatural. The humor in this book is more quiet than his previous two and tends toward the wry.

A nameless witch is on a quest ... a quest of vengeance and, hopefully, self discovery. But mostly vengeance. She takes along her contentious familiar, a demon duck. Ok, let me say that again. A demon duck. With a bad case of blood lust. As my husband noted at dinner the other night, this duck is probably the funniest duck in...more
Joelle
A Nameless Witch
by A. Lee Martinez

3 out of 5 stars
A tale of vengeance, true love, and cannibalism.

Being born undead can have its disadvantages, such as eternal youth and flawless beauty; things most unsuitable for a witch. Hiding behind the guise of a grimy old crone, the witch is content living outside Fort Stalwart with her unlikely band of allies: a troll named Gwurm, an enchanted broom, and a demonic duck ...more

Paperback, 320 pages
Published May 1st 2007 by Tor Books
ISBN
0765315483 (ISBN13:...more
Jadewik
Product of Nasty Larry's death curse and the crafty training of Ghastly Edna, the Nameless Witch embarks on a journey to her destiny with her cursed familiar, a duck that's half-demon.

I really enjoy the fact that the book is indeed about a nameless witch. This coupled with the fact that the witch is also ageless and beautiful makes it ever more amusing-- since curses of all kinds should never be taken lightly. How is beauty a curse? You'll have to read the book to discover the answer to that que...more
Jennifer
"A tale if vengeance, true love, and cannibalism"

This was a wild card book that I just happened to run across in the book store that just looked interesting. I picked it up and I am so glad I did. It was a very entertaining read and I will be looking up some of this author's other books.
Joysee
What will I write here are some parts I read from the book and certainly gave me a good laugh.
Disclaimer: Read below and I'll be your spoiler.

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Loc 1842 of 3661
"Everything. And nothing".
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Loc 1989 of 3661
Newt spoke up. "Do you know what I learned from the story?"
"That life is not in knowing," I replied, "but in the finding out."
"No."
"That the wasted life is not worth living," Gwurm said.
"No."
Wyst if the West turned his hea...more
Mindy
Oct 17, 2008 Mindy rated it 5 of 5 stars
Recommended to Mindy by: Walter Briggs
I loved this book. It makes me want to find other books by the same author. The witch was good The interactions between characters was the best part. You'll love the demon duck if you read it!
Kristy
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per Flannery

Well, I didn't really dislike this.... but I didn't really like it either. It was definitely different and unique, sometimes to the point of absolute weirdness.

I enjoy quest books. I do not enjoy books involving cannibalism. This had both. It was off-putting to read this witches thoughts on eating the man she was falling in love with. Yes, it was gross, but it was also sad for her. It was her curse. Throw in a talking, demon duck and a troll...more
Sandie
I liked this book....but not as much as I thought I would. I am not sure that even though I own that I would read it again.

Sometimes it was funny and sometimes it was compelling but mostly it didn't move me enough. The ending chapters and beginning chapters appealed to more then the whole middle part of the story though.

I liked the quest and the companions...I enjoyed the relationship between them all. That was probably the best part was the relationship and love they have for one another and...more
Elizabeth Nesbit-comer
Another funny read from A. Lee Martinez :) The writing in this one seems much improved over some of his other stuff I've read and I am excited to see what new books he has out.
The characters in this book were perfect. The evil familiar in duck form. Penelope the broom who loves to sweep. The white night of virtue who only eats bread and drinks water. The smart fox who loves danger. The Ogre with removable parts and of course the witchy Witch who has to work to be gruesome and talk in riddles....more
Wellington

This book has all the ingredients to be a book I will love. It's wildly imaginative You got a demon duck, a ogre who mixes and matches parts like Mr. Potato Man, a broom with O.C.D., and a white knight. Did I say the book has a demon duck named Newt? He's bent on bloodshed and destruction and his favorite food is duck.

The book stars the nameless witch. She picks up the aforementioned characters along the way to do her vengeance quest.

But so many times while reading the book (maybe like the imp...more
Matthew
Fun read, as all of Martinez's work. The witch protagonist was very well written and her minions are hilarious.
Sunnyreader
Funny and charming with a large likeable cast of characters.This novel makes no apologies for the world it creates or the rules that it plays by which lends it a believability that other stories lack.
True to the title our protagonist is never named but the 1st person perspective works well in eliminating that as an obstacle.The narrative is well paced and humorous so you're never left wanting and the author is great at leaving you guessing right up until the end.The ending is great one that brin...more
Angela
Mar 04, 2008 Angela rated it 4 of 5 stars Recommends it for: Shawn, Marci
Shelves: sf-fantasy
This was neat--an interesting take on witchcraft and being cursed!
Erica M
Curses come in many forms and for the Nameless Witch; heroine of this story, her curse is a most peculiar and horrid one. With a demonic duck, a troll, enchanted broom and White Knight by her side she sets off for vengeance and soon finds her quest one to save the world.

The first book I read by A. Lee Martinez was "Gil's All Fright Diner" and I fell in love. His humor is magnificent and the pace of his writing is a tempo that keeps you moving steadily until the end. A Nameless Witch also has so...more
Susan
Really a 3.5. The fantasy held my interest and I loved the demon duck Newt, but the witch herself was an improbable character - she just wasn't convincing as a personage. Way too much focus on her desires for the virtuous knight, Wyst. Way too much of the *I-Know-Better-Than-You* stuff with no good reason why she really should (She spent her first 18yrs in a cellar. He's been traveling the world Doing Good Deeds.) OTOH There were nice characters, funny moments, and a plot that wasn't too obvious...more
Chanel11
I really enjoyed this whimsical adventure that was reminiscent of The Princess Bride. I adored the quirky characters and enjoyed the plot. My only complaint was that it felt a little rushed; so much packed in for such a short story. It did feel a touch repetitive when mentioning her lust/cannibalism and her need to always hide her beauty. I also felt it could have had a 'happy ending' for the star crossed lovers without it feeling cheesy.
As for the nameless witch, I was feeling either Serena or...more
Colleen
Mar 25, 2013 Colleen rated it 3 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Colleen by: Jackie
Shelves: fantasy
Several reviews describe this book as quirky, and I'm certainly not going to argue there. It plays with tropes to the level of parody - a witch cursed with beauty (and a hunger for flesh), a demon in the body of a duck, a thoughtful troll, a wistful broom, and a true White Knight.

It starts out being a sort of revenge story, but it's really more a coming-of-age/romance kind of book. And there's definitely more in the way of romance than I was expecting. Not that I mind, as it's the "story book" k...more
Horizon
Wow, it's almost like Martinez is a pseudonym for Terry Pratchett. This book would fit in just fine with Discworld. It is in a similar vein as the 'Wee Free Men' books by Pratchett that I liked so much. Quite enjoyable. I liked "In the Company of Ogres" better then "Gil's All Fright Diner", and this one is more in line with 'Ogres'. Good fun!- Susan


Fans of Terry Pratchett and Tom Holt must read A Lee Martinez. I've read other books by Martinez, and enjoyed them thoroughly, but this one takes the...more
Michelle
This novel is about a family whose cursed by a dark wizard. His name is lost in history so the main protagonist called him "Nasty Larry."Her great- great-great grandfather slew Nasty Larry. Before he died, he pronounced a cursed that the sixth child for every generation will be born undead and hates the light.This curse could be prevented but the girl's parents decided to see if this curse is real or not. They had their sixth child, a girl.
The girl was not popular among the suitors so she was...more
Lori
"Before I leave, I offer these three peices of advice. First, be wary of mortals. They may be small in power, but they are large in number.

Second, remember that people, human or otherwise, are, with rare exception, basically good at heart. Treat them as you would be treated, and you'll almost never go wrong.

And thirdly, and this is something you should never forget, feed a troll and you shall never be rid of it.


SO Martinez does it again - for me anyway!

Meet our nameless witch, an ageless undead...more
Lauren Giova
Sep 14, 2007 Lauren Giova rated it 2 of 5 stars Recommends it for: People who are fans of Terry Pratchett, i guess.
When i read the back of this book i thought it would be more like the light, yet in-depth, humorous novels of Terry Pratchett. I found i was wrong. I didn't even chuckle. Although the storytelling was certainly more on the light side and i don't mean that as a compliment. I had no feelings for any of the characters whatsoever. Most of the time i was skimming over everything just trying to find a point where i would be interested.
I believe the author should have built up her characters better. I...more
Elizabeth
A Nameless Witch by A. Lee Martinez is the journey of a nameless witch cursed with being undead, ageless, beautiful, and a craving for succulent human flesh as she follows the road of vengeance fitting for a witch.

I was apprehensive about reading this book because it's not usually what I am into, but I gave it a try and I'm so glad that I did. Like another reviewer on here commented, I found this book to be extremely charming. Martinez really knows how to make characters engaging. The conversati...more
Rachel Kubacki
I like stories about Witches in general but I loved this one. I don't want to give away any spoilers but my favorite part about reading this book was her attempts at the "witch-look". Hiding who she is behind a disguise giving all the wonderful insight to the ugly witch persona. The danger of the romance is wonderful. I love peeking into the mind of undead with dark urges that overlap. Maybe not a book that taught me about my world but a wonderful story that entertained the witch in me.
Kinga
Oh, when even fairy-tales have no unrealistically happy-end it makes me weep. Come on, at least in fantasy fiction!!
On the other hand I always wanted to read about a realistic white knight(probably in shining armor, though I don't remember it being specified) and a realistic, cursed and ethical monster of a which. Just great...
And I should not forget to add: it was funny. So I chortled while I wept, great...

I have already started on the next book by this author.
Misti
Feb 21, 2009 Misti rated it 4 of 5 stars Recommends it for: Lovers of Patrica C. Wrede's "Dealing with Dragons" series
I put this on my to-read list because it had garnered fairly good ratings here on goodreads, and I can't say I was really disappointed. On the one hand, it's a great book for fans who have grown up on Patricia C. Wrede's Dealing with Dragons series, and the beginning reads in a very similar style.

Make no mistakes though, while this is marked as a YA book, it's definitely not for some younger readers. It also didn't end the way I expected, and I have a feeling that I'll be thinking about this boo...more
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A. Lee Martinez was born in El Paso, Texas. At the age of eighteen, for no apparent reason, he started writing novels. Thirteen short years (and a little over a dozen manuscripts) later, his first novel, Gil's All Fright Diner, was published. His hobbies include juggling, games of all sorts, and astral projecting. Also, he likes to sing along with the radio when he's in the car by himself.
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