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Roald Dahl's Revolting Rhymes

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"I guess you think you know this story.
You don't. The real one's much more gory.
The phoney one, the one you know,
Was cooked up years and years ago. . . ."
With his famous wicked humor and the cunning of a big bad wolf, master storyteller and satirist Roald Dahl retells his six favorite fairy tales. Get ready for Dahl's diabolical version of what really happened to C
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Hardcover, 64 pages
Published February 12th 2002 by Alfred A. Knopf Books for Young Readers (first published 1982)
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Elise
Jun 22, 2012 Elise rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Anyone with a sense of humour.
I'm not going to review this, I'm simply going to point out to many of the previous reviewers that the word "slut" is defined as "a dirty, untidy, or slovenly woman". It is only in the past 20 years, or so, that the word has commonly become associated with sexual morality (or the lack thereof). Especially given Roald Dahl's age when he wrote this in the 1980s, I'm pretty certain that he did not mean it to have any sexual connotation, especially since cinderella is, by definition, someone who loo ...more
Manny
The best poems in this collection are true masterpieces of satire. Here's the start of Cinderella:

"I guess you think you know this story.
You don't. The real one's much more gory.
The phoney one, the one you know,
Was cooked up years and years ago,
And made to sound all soft and sappy
just to keep the children happy.
Mind you, they got the first bit right,
The bit where, in the dead of night,
The Ugly Sisters, jewels and all,
Departed for the Palace Ball,
While darling little Cinderella
Was locked up in a
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Anthony Vacca
Not nearly as revolting as I would have liked, but still nice rhyming takedowns of some popular fairy tales. The best bit is the femme fatale take on Little Red Riding Hood. Never mess with a girl who knows how to handle herself around wolves.
Dion Yulianto
Sep 15, 2013 Dion Yulianto rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Kembali lagi kita dihibur
Lima kisah pengantar tidur
Bukan kisah ceria di hari libur
Tapi banyolan gila dengan lirik melantur

Cinderela sang putri rupawan
Hatinya cantik sungguh dermawan
Sayang, saudarinya tidaklah demikian
Culas, iri hati dan keji adalah kebiasaan

Cinderela memohon ke Bundadari
Keajaiban agar ia bisa turut menari
Di istana megah bestari, ia menjumpai mimpi
Berdansa bersama pangeran sang pujaan hati

Jam berdentang dua belas kali
Keajaiban Cinderela mencapai akhir
Bergegas ia segera berlari
Men
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Sara
Dec 04, 2013 Sara rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: kids, adults, rhymers
Sometimes when I'm hanging out with Patrick, Jeff will come home and hijack him, and they'll start doing something together that I can't or don't want to do. Tonight it was Excite Truck on the Nintendo Wii, so I retreated to my room and finished reading an essay by Susan Orlean about Bankock's Khao San Road in an old Best American Travel Writing, and then I read the entire book Revolting Rhymes by Roald Dahl. This book was a real treat due entirely to its cleverness.

So, then, a little later, we
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Marquise
This rhymed retelling of six popular fairy tales is delightfully revolting, indeed. Dahl employs his signature mix of the creepy, the gory and the twisty with a good helping of humour to create new plots for each tale, which in some cases changes everything whilst still keeping the fundamental points and in other cases goes along with the traditional versions and only adds an eleventh-hour tweak. The rhyming, to me, felt singable and that made them funnier still.

Of all those included, my favouri
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Samantha Sterling
This book is a collection of children's fairy tales... but with a twist! This book includes classics such as: Cinderella, Jack and the Beanstalk, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Little Red Riding Hood and The Three Little Pigs. Roald Dahl has cleverly made these classic fairy tales fun, revolting and sometimes rather gruesome. The book is suitable for both children and adults, I loved them as a child and still find them very entertaining now. This book would be b ...more
Katie Daniel
Revolting Rhymes sees Roald Dahl take some of the most notable fairy tales and put his own twist on them. The fact that so many young people know the classic stories is what makes Dahl's re-interpretations of them so funny. He takes well known tales and exaggerates the characters and twists the plots, for example Little Red Riding Hood is not the innocent young girl we see in the original story!
The rhyme is simple throughout and, together with the rhythm one builds up whilst reading, means that
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Hilda
Feb 26, 2010 Hilda rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: fairy-tale
Percaya pada Roald Dahl untuk menghancurkan cerita dongeng.

Satu, Prince Charming dalam Cinderella memotong kepala kedua saudara tiri Cinderella. Siapa yang bisa menyalahkan Cinderella saat dia memutuskan menikah dengan orang biasa, bukan seorang Pangeran-Penebas-Kepala?
Moral: Mungkin saja Prince Charming seorang psikopat yang biasa menebas kepala orang.

Dua, Jack dalam Jack and the Beanstalk selamat dari raksasa karena dia mandi, jadi baunya tidak tercium si raksasa.
Moral: mandi akan menyelamatka
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Robin
This is, perhaps, one of my favourite volumes, ever.

With his trademark quirky humour, Dahl brings to readers his versions of the more traditional incarnations of several "fairy tales". These are not the versions made popular by a corporate monolith logo'ed with an 'aw chucks, ain't I cute' rodent. These are quippy, rhythmic and occasionally startling renditions that recall to mind the fact that "fairy tales" were originally intended as harsh preventative morality tales in a time when children an
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Ben
Apr 10, 2013 Ben rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
2.5 stars. I picked this up for my son at the used bookstore, but I read it before reading it with him and decided that some of the content is not yet appropriate for his age. We are reading some of Grimm's Fairy Tales together, and Dahl's retelling of some of these classic fairy tales are really grimmer than Grimm, containing lots of violence (there is knife or gun violence in pretty much every tale) and language that is not quite fitting for children, as in Dahl's retelling of Cinderella: "The ...more
Maede
Jul 05, 2016 Maede rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: fiction, humor, childrens, 1395
خوندنش به شدت لذت بخش بود با اینکه کتاب در حقیقت برای کودکان نوشته شده ولی به نظر میاد بیشتر برای کودکان بزرگه
باز هم طرز فکر خاص و عجیب رولد دال که داستان های معروف رو اونجوری که دلش می خواد تعریف می کنه
مترجم بسیار عالی از پس ترجمه ی این متن بر آمده که حالت شعر داره و بسیار روانه

لابد فکر کرده اید از سرگذشت سیندرلا آگاهید
نه جانم، از این بابت خیلی در اشتباهید
داستان واقعی سیندرلا پر از خون و خون ریزی است
اما قصه ای که برای شما گفته اند مایه آبروریزی است
Malapata
Aug 20, 2016 Malapata rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: infantil-juvenil
Lo mejor, las sonrisas de mi hija cada vez que Dahl suelta alguna de sus astracanadas, subvirtiendo un cuento clásico a base de humor y mala baba.
Jessica Brennan
Apr 10, 2014 Jessica Brennan rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
I think it's really sad that some children won't get to read these stories because of the content. I borrowed this book from my uni library and somebody had tippexed out the word 'slut' and replaced it with the word 'mutt.' I don't know whether to be sad that society is so prudish or that young children are so aware of what words mean these days. The word 'slut' in Cinderella simply means dirty or unkept. The violence in the stories is told in a humorous way so that children don't believe it is ...more
Jesse
Apr 28, 2015 Jesse rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
This book had some of the weirdest versions of fairytales I have ever read. Even though it was easy to guess what was going to happen next, the poems were all funny. I was laughing throughout the whole book.
Salam Almahi
May 10, 2015 Salam Almahi rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
And It was the perfect book for me.
Lavinia
Nov 24, 2010 Lavinia rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: poetry, 2010, in-en
Too good to be missed. If you read the presentation, you'll notice that Dahl reinterpreted 6 famous tales, in verse, and added his own personal touch. I'm pretty sure they're all free on different sites, or the ebook as a whole. I found Snow-White and the Seven Dwarfs in a bit.
Karou!
Apr 09, 2015 Karou! rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: 2015
Son seis cuentos muy conocidos de los que Dahl nos cuenta su propia versión, estos son: La cenicienta, Blanca Nieves, Ricitos de Oro, Los tres cerditos, Capercucita roja y Juan y la habichuela mágica. Igual de cortos como las historias originales pero mucho más divertidos y con un final totalmente diferente. Narrados por supuesto, con el característico humor negro del autor y excelentemente acompañados de las hilarantes ilustraciones de Quentin Blake. Siempre he pensado que estos dos han formado ...more
Harun Harahap
Selalu saja buku yang bercerita tentang parodi dongeng anak-anak itu konyol dan kcoak. Begitu juga dengan bukunya si Opa Dahl ini. Sepanjang buku dibiking ngakak sama ceritanya. Juga dibuat kagum sama rima yang menakjubkan. Bukunya Roald Dahl selalu bisa bikin mood bagus. Yihaaaa
Grace Abwooli
Roald Dahl is one of the most successful and well-known children's writers. Revolting Rhymes is a collection of poems by Roald Dahl and illustrated by Quentin Blake. The collection, published in 1982, consists of six well-known and best-loved tales, retold with a startling and surprising twist. The collection includes Cinderella, Jack and the Beanstalk, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Little Red Riding Hood, and The Three Little Pigs. All the tales contain a humo ...more
Rebecca Brown
In this book Roald Dahl re-tells his own version of 6 classic tales - Cinderella, Jack and the Beanstalk, Snow-White and the Seven Dwarfs, Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Little Red Riding Hood, and The Three Little Pigs – with lots of exaggeration and unexpected twists. The stories are rhymes full fun!

I found reading through this book hilarious and there are definitely some laugh-out-loud moments where character descriptions have been altered and storylines changed. It was great to read a class
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Teagan Cantle
Wow,
Don't really know what to say about this book ,I read it because I needed one more book for my reading logs and my mum had this anthology lying around
This book was written by Roald Dahl and it's contains six 'not so slightly' modified versions of my favourite childhood nursery rhymes.
The three modified versions of nursery rhymes that I read we're
-Cinderella, where the prince kills her stepsisters and try's to kill her so she wishes that he is dead and Marries someone else
-jack and the beans
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Oona Palmer
I chose to read the first, third, and last stories in this book of tall tales. First is Cinderella but with a twist (more like a reality check) with a demanding Cindy, and gruesome Prince. Second is Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. These had gambling dwarfs and a never poisened Snow White. The last story was three little pigs but these pigs have connections and called in back up from red riding hood who slays the wolf. I decided to read this book (or re-read) because it is by Roald Dahl, one of ...more
Frances

The book is a collection of fairy tales with a twist. It includes fairy tales such as Cinderella, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Little Red Riding Hood, The Three Little Pigs, and Jack and the Beanstalk. It was a little more violent than I am used to and some of the words that would think would be censored, but it was a good read. I particularly liked his version of Snow White. The huntsman bought a bull’s heart to give to the queen and said it was Snow Whites heart. The queen ate the heart. T
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Alvina
Sep 23, 2013 Alvina rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: e-book
Ngakak ngakak bacanya, Dahl pinter banget ngubah dongeng biasa jadi luar biasa.

Isinya enam cerita.

Cerita pertama ada Cinderella yang ngga mau nikah sama pangeran yang kejam.

Lalu ada Jack dan pohon kacang, nah buat yang malas mandi, baca kisah ini deh. siapa tau bisa ikut jadi kaya XD

Putri salju dan tujuh kurcaci cuma perlu cermin ajaib untuk menjadikan hidup mereka sejahtera, dengan cara memenangkan taruhan pacuan kuda

Si Goldilocks yang seenaknya nyicipin bubur, mematahkan kursi, tidur di ranja
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Una Donnelly
Jul 29, 2012 Una Donnelly rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Revolting Rhymes is Roald Dahl’s hilarious and gory take on a few traditional and well known fairy tales. Through poetry Dahl adds his own twist to the stories of Cinderella, Jack and the Beanstalk, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Goldilocks, Little Red Riding Hood and the Three Little Pigs, replacing their happily ever after with funny and surprising endings. The collection of poems is a great read for both adults and children. All ages will enjoy this book. It was something I loved to read as ...more
Flynn Oberdries
Sep 01, 2013 Flynn Oberdries rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
I decided to read this book because i had a look though my book shelf and found many poem books but Mum said that "Revolting Rhymes" was funny.

Revolting Rhymes fits into the "THREE poems or short stories from ONE anthology". I chose this category because i thought it would be quite fun and i could do it quickly.

My favorite character was little red riding hood because when she went over to her grandmas and found the wolf there instead she made the wolf really angry because she wasn't scared and
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Rose
Nov 02, 2013 Rose rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Roald Dahl is just a brilliant storyteller and Revolting Rhymes is no exception. Roald Dahl takes some of the traditional tales; Red Riding Hood, The Three Little Pigs, Cinderella, Jack and the Beanstalk and Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, and puts a twist on them which is extremely funny and appealing for children from 7 years to even adults (I very much enjoyed reading them). Not only does he make the stories seem a lot more realistic but the whole story rhymes and has a rhythmic flow making ...more
Farnia
I loved this book. The endings never failed to surprise me. I also enjoyed the characters and the twists in their story. Red riding hood was especially cool to read about both in Little Red Riding hood and the Wolf story as well as The Three Little Pigs. Goldilocks and Three Bears made me laugh and the rest of the stories were enjoyable as well.


" Cindy answered, " Oh kind Fairy,
This time I shall be more wary.
No more princes, no more money.
I have had my taste of honey.
I'm wishing for a decent
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Hajer Elmahdi
Oct 15, 2015 Hajer Elmahdi rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: classics, favorites
Cindy answered, ‘Oh kind Fairy,
‘This time I shall be more wary.
‘No more Princes, no more money.
‘I have had my taste of honey.
‘I’m wishing for a decent man.
‘They’re hard to find. D’you think you can?’
Within a minute, Cinderella
Was married to a lovely feller,
A simple jam-maker by trade,
Who sold good home-made marmalade. Their house was filled with smiles and laughter. And they were happy ever after.”

I LOVE THIS! :')
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Roald Dahl was a British novelist, short story writer and screenwriter of Norwegian descent, who rose to prominence in the 1940's with works for both children and adults, and became one of the world's bestselling authors.

Dahl's first published work, inspired by a meeting with C. S. Forester, was Shot Down Over Libya. Today the story is published as A Piece of Cake. The story, about his wartime adv
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“Oh where, oh where had Snow White gone?
She'd found it easy, being pretty
To hitch a ride into the city.”
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“Poor Cindy's heart was torn to shreds.
My Prince! She thought. He chops off heads!
How could I marry anyone
Who does that sort of thing for fun?
The Prince cried, "Who's this dirty slut?
Off with her nut! Off with her nut!”
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