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Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments
From the wickedly hilarious pen of Southern humorist Celia Rivenbark comes a collection of essays that brings to mind Dave Barry (in high heels) or Jeff Foxworthy (in a prom dress).
Step into the wacky world of "womanless wedding" fund-raisers, in which Bubbas wear boas. Meet two sisters who fight rural boredom by washing Budweiser cans and cutting them into ...more
Paperback, 220 pages
Published
May 30th 2006
by St. Martin's Griffin
(first published November 1st 2000)
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I heard a lot of negative reviews on this book and a lot of great reviews. As someone who lives in Alabama now but not originally from here (born in Florida), I can see how it might offend people who do not understand the culture and lifestyle of many of the people in the South. For instance, I had NEVER heard of something called "Decoration Day" until I married and moved here. That is where you go to the cemetery on a certain day, clean it up, take fresh flowers and, in LOTS of mor...more
Bless Your Heart Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments by Celia Rivenbark is a quick, fun read that will have you laughing out loud. It isn’t really a novel; it’s a collection of 3 and 4 page humorous observations about life, told from the female perspective. At first, I thought you’d have to have some familiarity with the Deep South to understand it, but quickly discovered I was wrong. (There are some passages that may be lost on non-Southerners, though.) I found myself laughing out loud a...more
This is a collection of humorous essays that were originally published in a South Carolina newspaper. Brooke and I read them in the car as we were driving cross-country, and we really enjoyed them. They are light and fun, but I didn't think every single one was a jem. A fair number from the "at home" too much "Men are like this, and Women are like this" humor for my taste, and in general I can't say that the humor seemed natural or effortless. They were definitely moments...more
A collection of columns, these observations on life (from a Southern perspective) are, as a whole, amusing. I wish the book had been organized chronologically rather than by “subject” (the first section makes it seem like it’s going to be run-of-the-mill Mommy humor, which can be entertaining but was, on the whole, the weakest part of the book) and that the references had not been updated to coincide with the republishing (I read the 2006 library edition, and a mention of Ashton and Demi dating ...more
Read her while sitting on the couch and cooling off. Like her, but she's not as LOL funny as Laurie Notaro. She's very Southern and occasionally that's a problem as some of it reminds me of what I don't like about the South. Some of it is really funny and some of it's just meh and thrown in. I would describe her as a mix of Laurie Notaro, Jen Lancaster and somebody Southern. Would recommend her to someone who has a sense of humor about the South and who is running out of other humorous essays to...more
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liked Stop Dressing Your Six Year Old Like A Skank
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I've read three of the four books I know Celia Rivenbark has written. The only one I haven't read yet is Belle Weather. The best one in my opinion is Stop Dressing Your Six Year Old Like A Skank which is far superior to the other two I have read.
All three are funny and very, very easy to read. All three are worth the time in my opinion. If someone was going to read one by her and asked me which one I think we all know what I'd recommend.
All three books are a series of short essay t...more
All three are funny and very, very easy to read. All three are worth the time in my opinion. If someone was going to read one by her and asked me which one I think we all know what I'd recommend.
All three books are a series of short essay t...more
I wasn't sure what to expect with this book. At first glance, I thought it was going to be a collection of essays about why Southerns are the way we are (history lesson, maybe?). However, the book is actually a collection of funny "slice-of-life" moments from columnist Celia Rivenbark's adventures as wife, mother and Southerner. The book is broken into three sections: At Home, The South, And Everywhere Else. Of the three sections, I enjoyed At Home, where she mainly writes about her hu...more
I am so happy that my sister discovered this writer! This book was hysterical. I was laughing so much out loud that Tom thought I was going crazy. Girls, remember when Sean used to sit in the "up" chair and watch Airplane and those police academy movies and laugh hysterically? Well that was me with this book! It is funny about The South but even more funny about being a parent, being a wife and just life in general. Thank you Celia Rivenbark for making me laugh so so much!
Bless Your Heart, Tramp is a very quick read and mildly funny. I recommend this book to people looking for read that will help them de-stress from daily life. Rivenbark's work is guaranteed to make you laugh aloud a few times and smile the rest. As a midwesterner, I'm not sure I interpreted Rivenbark's humor the way I should have. As a result, this book may be better suited for southerners; however, I'm sure all Americans can find bits and pieces very entertaining.
This is a book of Erma Bombeck-style essays that caught my eye while traveling for work a few years back. I picked it up but never got around to reading it. It's not really something I can easily attribute to enhancing or refining my skills at fiction, though it was an interesting study in creating character through voice. I think did help me with a recent free-writing exercise where I developed a very distinctive character voice just through the character relating his experiences during a parti...more
While I do like her sense of humor and sarcasm, I had a little problem with some of the more "Southern" stuff that she writes about. I was born and raised in the south and had the most country grandmother in the world and I can say that I NEVER heard her use terms that Celia Rivenbark uses in her columns. I even called some Southern friends and asked if they heard of some of the terms and mannerisms and they were as puzzled as I was.
But besides that little problem, I did ...more
But besides that little problem, I did ...more
I liked the shorts in Bless Your Heart, Tramp, but unfortunately, they were too short. In this, Rivenbark's writing felt choppy and disconnected, making her first book the least enjoyable for me, despite the ready humor. (I enjoyed two others by her much, much more.) Plainly, these essays started out as newspaper columns; too bad nobody thought to have her flesh them out a little more for the book.
I don't know, hons, . . . She not the best social critic. She says some rather homophobic things, but she's not a conservative southerner. I like some of her slang.
It's not bad for a book at the beach, but I wish she'd have been funnier. I wanted to support a funny female columnist, but I'm not ready to that after this book. Maybe some of her other books are better.
It's not bad for a book at the beach, but I wish she'd have been funnier. I wanted to support a funny female columnist, but I'm not ready to that after this book. Maybe some of her other books are better.
Celia Rivenbark is funny! Not just "tee hee" funny, but "laugh so loud my husband had to come into the room to see if I was ok" funny!
Her books are not novels, just collections of short observations of life. Well worth the time if you want a laugh! It's hard to find humor books today that are not rampant with raunchiness, hers are not.
Her books are not novels, just collections of short observations of life. Well worth the time if you want a laugh! It's hard to find humor books today that are not rampant with raunchiness, hers are not.
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Collection of humor columns which I found more miss than hit but on the positive side none were longer than three pages. The first section about home life did not really appeal to me at all but I did enjoy the second section about life in "The South" and I now know the difference between "a mess" and a "gracious plenty".
While funny, this book wasn't as great as I was hoping. It was full of tidbits that gave a (somewhat) accurate depiction of what Southern women actually think about the world at large, and in the beginning, I thought it was laugh-out-loud funny, but as I read on, I just got bored with it.
I read this,We're Just Like You, Only Prettier: Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle, and Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank (all of which are collections of her humor columns) and they very, very funny. Highly recommend.
This is the second of Rivenbark's books that I have read (and I ran out to get it "hot on the heels" of finishing the first one). Think Dave Barry with a touch of snarky steel magnolia and you'll get her style perfectly. A great vacation read, and lots of fun.
Absolutely one of the funniest laugh out loud books I have ever read.
She's Laurie Notaro's older sister when it comes to humor.
A good book to read while you drink gin and tonics. Or smoke a big fat doobie.
She's Laurie Notaro's older sister when it comes to humor.
A good book to read while you drink gin and tonics. Or smoke a big fat doobie.
really funny quick read - there were a few stories i could have done without but overall well worth it! warning: don't read at bed time because you may keep someone else up with all your laughing.
The book had quite a few laugh out loud moments. All in all, pretty funny. Sometimes the humor seemed a bit strained. But a pretty good read for someone who is from the South.
So funny! If you are a Southerner you will get it. If you are a Yankee you might not like it. It's like Mormon Joke, only Mormon really appreciate and understand the joke.
The book was sometimes incredibly funny, and somtimes incredibly cliche, and sometimes (as a Southern-born-and-bread woman) incredibly off-the-mark with my personal experiences...but overall, I enjoyed it and will probably read her other books. The reading experience was very much like reading a collection of witty newspaper columns. If you are a woman and have a short attention span when it comes to reading, you will enjoy this book because the chapters are short - you will not have time to get...more
Laughed out loud. Sometimes little giggles, other times full on, belly laughs. She doesn't drag out the chapters, gives you just enough to keep reading.
It cracks me up when people not from the South discuss the phrase 'bless your heart'. Only southern ladies can get away with this phrase with a smile!
A review of Southern quirkiness. You actually sew vests out of beer cans? And the ever popular "Bless her heart" masking any insult. Memory Lane.
I'm about halfway through this book and I'm struggling to continue. Each chapter is a short essay that addresses a particular topic, and the book is divided into three sections, "At Home," "The South," and "And Everywhere Else." At 208 pages, it is a short read and something you can knock out while at the beach. However....
Sometimes the book is laugh out loud funny, but I feel like I'm listening to a friend that comes over to my house for 3 hours of...more
Sometimes the book is laugh out loud funny, but I feel like I'm listening to a friend that comes over to my house for 3 hours of...more
I absolutely just love her, she is too frickin' hilarious. Its my misson to enjoy all her books. Quick reads, you will not be able to set it down.
I found myself laughing out loud A LOT while reading this book! Totally funny! I recommend to anyone looking for a light, fun, easy read!
Tiffany was right...along the lines of a Jen Lancaster book but not quite as funny...not quite as much cussing either, which was nice!
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“I really loathe [the bumper sticker] 'Proud Parent of a Terrific Kid!'
Why not a bumper sticker for the unlucky parents, something like: 'My Fifteen-Year-Old's in Detox and Not Speaking to Any of Us' or 'My Kid Robbed a 7-Eleven and is in a Center for Youthful Offenders.”
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Why not a bumper sticker for the unlucky parents, something like: 'My Fifteen-Year-Old's in Detox and Not Speaking to Any of Us' or 'My Kid Robbed a 7-Eleven and is in a Center for Youthful Offenders.”
“[Home Economics Textbook from 1950]: "Prepare yourself. Take fifteen minutes to rest so you'll look refreshed when hubby comes home from work. Touch up makeup and put a ribbon in your hair. He's just been with work-weary people. Be a little gay. His boring day needs a lift."
Mama Celia: "Get knee-walking drunk. Youv'e earned it. You've been with four kids under the age of seven all day. Put a ribbon in your nose and try to pull it out of your mouth. You're wasted, after all. Announce you're gay. The look on his face will give you a lift.”
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Mama Celia: "Get knee-walking drunk. Youv'e earned it. You've been with four kids under the age of seven all day. Put a ribbon in your nose and try to pull it out of your mouth. You're wasted, after all. Announce you're gay. The look on his face will give you a lift.”
