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Haunted
Haunted is a novel made up of twenty-three horrifying, hilarious, and stomach-churning stories. They’re told by people who have answered an ad for a writer’s retreat and unwittingly joined a “Survivor”-like scenario where the host withholds heat, power, and food. As the storytellers grow more desperate, their tales become more extreme, and they ruthlessly plot to make them...more
Paperback, 411 pages
Published
April 11th 2006
by Anchor
(first published January 1st 2005)
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I'm only on p 75 of this thing and I'm about to hurl it at the wall. What is it supposed to be? Does this guy really think these lame parodies are funny? This is from the section called "Slumming", which is about rich people, a couple of whom are pretending to be poor :
"Inky always said being absent is the new being present." (p 69)
"Poverty, Inky says, is the new wealth." (p71)
"Social divers, Inky says, are the new social climbers."...more
"Inky always said being absent is the new being present." (p 69)
"Poverty, Inky says, is the new wealth." (p71)
"Social divers, Inky says, are the new social climbers."...more
Apparently working in a vet clinic for the better part of 5 years is precisely the recipe required to inure one to the effects of Palahniuk's writing.
You'll see tons of "OMG SO GWOSS!!" reviews here, but this ain't one of 'em. I was entertained. All the blood-and-guts and bodily fluids in the world don't really gross me out. What really sickens me is people.
And that's what Palahniuk does best: he writes about the dark sides of people and how precious little i...more
You'll see tons of "OMG SO GWOSS!!" reviews here, but this ain't one of 'em. I was entertained. All the blood-and-guts and bodily fluids in the world don't really gross me out. What really sickens me is people.
And that's what Palahniuk does best: he writes about the dark sides of people and how precious little i...more
This book is vile. It is disgusting. No matter how much you can take, you will squirm and say "Oh My GOD!" out loud on the bus or plane or couch or wherever it is you read. It is a nasty book. But Haunted is so much more than that and so worth reading.
Haunted is set in a drab old theater, past it's prime, boarded up, invisible, and impenetrable to the outside world. Inside the theater are 23 characters. 23 people with names like the Earl of Slander and Agent Tattleta...more
Haunted is set in a drab old theater, past it's prime, boarded up, invisible, and impenetrable to the outside world. Inside the theater are 23 characters. 23 people with names like the Earl of Slander and Agent Tattleta...more
People who are just trying to be gross can't help but be entertaining, no matter how see-thru their intent. You can't ignore the little boy who's trying to wipe his boogers on you, and when his parents have finally collared him, with anger and gag relex fully suppressed you have to admit the whole thing was actually pretty funny.
Chuck Paloonyhoonyhookiak is just trying to wipe his boogers on you. When he's done with that, he'll gladly exhaust whatever other bodily fluids happen t...more
Chuck Paloonyhoonyhookiak is just trying to wipe his boogers on you. When he's done with that, he'll gladly exhaust whatever other bodily fluids happen t...more
WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD.
Instead of reviewing the entire novel, I will just be focusing on my personal favourite chapter "Guts".
To date, there have been 53 known occurrences of audience members fainting during readings of “Guts”. This doesn’t surprise me at all, knowing the repulsive content of the story.
"Guts" is your mother, father, preacher and teacher shaking that disapproving finger at self pleasure. Needless to say, this short story will have you thinki...more
Instead of reviewing the entire novel, I will just be focusing on my personal favourite chapter "Guts".
To date, there have been 53 known occurrences of audience members fainting during readings of “Guts”. This doesn’t surprise me at all, knowing the repulsive content of the story.
"Guts" is your mother, father, preacher and teacher shaking that disapproving finger at self pleasure. Needless to say, this short story will have you thinki...more
This is chuck's worst work. It pains me to say that, but its just true. a group of would-be writers on a writer's retreat each is given the chance to tell a story. The stories are all basically gross for the sake of being gross with little to no redeeming value.
One infamous story involving a pool was so hard to get through I had to take 3 breaks. Its so descriptive and disgusting I had to take a breather for fear of vomiting (i am not alone in this, he read this particular story at ...more
One infamous story involving a pool was so hard to get through I had to take 3 breaks. Its so descriptive and disgusting I had to take a breather for fear of vomiting (i am not alone in this, he read this particular story at ...more
This is honestly the worst book I have ever read. I finished it, only because of my amazement at how bad it was and how it never deviated from that.
I was intrigued by the premise: a group of writers volunteer to go on a retreat to write their masterpiece. The book has a chapter of plot, followed by either a poem or short story from one of the participants. Sounds cool!
The book falls apart immediately. All of the stories/poems are obviously written by the same person. Th...more
I was intrigued by the premise: a group of writers volunteer to go on a retreat to write their masterpiece. The book has a chapter of plot, followed by either a poem or short story from one of the participants. Sounds cool!
The book falls apart immediately. All of the stories/poems are obviously written by the same person. Th...more
Los Fantasmas de Palahniuk.
Para todos aquellos con tripas de buena hechura, para no caer en el desmayo como los setenta que han desfallecido en las lecturas publicas del autor durante su tour. Para los que disfruten de la severa critica de la cultura y vida estadounidense. Para los que los procesos mas mórbidos del cuerpo, desde los diferentes mecanismos que toman parte en la muerte por asfixia, por quemadura o la podredumbre de la descomposición humana les resulten interesantes. Pa...more
Para todos aquellos con tripas de buena hechura, para no caer en el desmayo como los setenta que han desfallecido en las lecturas publicas del autor durante su tour. Para los que disfruten de la severa critica de la cultura y vida estadounidense. Para los que los procesos mas mórbidos del cuerpo, desde los diferentes mecanismos que toman parte en la muerte por asfixia, por quemadura o la podredumbre de la descomposición humana les resulten interesantes. Pa...more
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This book is incredibly uneven, that's its downfall. There are some really good moments, some really bad moments, and one or two truly brillant ones. Looking at it as what it essentially is; a collection of short stories, it's really no better or worse than any other short story collection, and actually should get extra points for its brazen audacity. The unifying material that links all of the stories together is terribly weak, and is what ultimately sinks the book.
The first stor...more
The first stor...more
I was really excited about this one after being disappointed with "Lullaby" and "Diary." Basically, it's a book of short stories each by a fictional author, each introduced by a poem about the writer, and linked together by mini-chapters about the writers' retreat they are all on. Trapped in a house and running out of food, they write, record, and videotape their experience, certain that when they are finally rescued, they will all become media darlings destined for reality...more
easily the most disgusting book i've ever read. There's an afterword at the end where he talks about how books are the only medium where you have free range to tell the story however you want to tell it, to say whatever you want to say. Whereas in movies, you're trying to hit a certain audience and your work is censored and edited to a certain extent. Books alow you to travel to this deep, dark secret private place inside yourself. That's why he writes. A very compelling explanation. I thi...more
So I went to a very tiny library for the first time ever. Library was so tiny that the only book by Chuck Palahniuk was Haunted. (They only had three Stephen King books shelved!)I was hoping to find Choke or Diary as my cherry-popping experience with Chuck Palahniuk. Alas, I made due with Haunted which I've heard nothing about prior to the day I started reading it.
Since then I read that the first short story was actually featured in Playboy.
Also, my brother said he heard ...more
Since then I read that the first short story was actually featured in Playboy.
Also, my brother said he heard ...more
Absolute trash. It's sad when an author has an excellent social commentary and then butchers it with stories about eating newborns, self mutilation, and stagnant plot progression.
Murder, rape, castration, sex, masturbation, mutilation, and deception are just a few parts of this truly twisted novel. This is the third book I have read by Chuck Palahniuk and by far the best and most disturbing at the same time.
The story follows a group of would be authors, poets, and screen writers who agree to a three-month retreat away from the world in which they can create their masterpieces. Once locked away in a huge and inescapable old theater, the folks from the retreat...more
The story follows a group of would be authors, poets, and screen writers who agree to a three-month retreat away from the world in which they can create their masterpieces. Once locked away in a huge and inescapable old theater, the folks from the retreat...more
boo
I had a hard time finishing Haunted. But it's just the way I like it. Some stories were a waste of time. Some were just too excellent. Guts, Exodus, Box-shit, and that scene or whatever it was, when Comrade Snarky said "I fainted....and you ate my ass?
You fed me my own ass?" As a whole, the book has a disoriented flow. If we talk about music, it'll be like a beautiful sound of discordance. But hey, this book, in its truest nature, causes both psychological and physiological disori...more
You fed me my own ass?" As a whole, the book has a disoriented flow. If we talk about music, it'll be like a beautiful sound of discordance. But hey, this book, in its truest nature, causes both psychological and physiological disori...more
A group of amateur writers decide to get whisked away to a writers retreat; a place where they can write their masterpieces away from the bothers of everyday life. They soon realise they cannot escape the so-called retreat and take matters into their own hands. What better way to become famous than being a survivor of a horrible kidnapping? The group start to make things worse for themselves; destroying the food they have, breaking the heater, etc. They become crazy, even chopping off fingers a...more
This is a bad book barely held together by fleeting and brief moments of fantastic insight. Just when I felt like I was wasting my time and the novel couldn't get any more disgusting, stupid, boring, or any other negative sentiment, it would then turn for just a brief second and capture my interest fully and completely. At these dispersed points the book would almost redeem itself. Then, within no time at all, the nice respite from the garbage prose would come to an end and the author would then...more
The novel begins with a group of people getting on a bus that is going to take them to a writer’s retreat where, for three months, they will be able to work on their short stories, novels, screenplays, and poems. During this time, they will have no phone, no Internet, no newspapers, no television. The characters tell each other short stories, and in this respect, the novel resembles works like Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales and Bocaccio’s The Decameron. However, they begin running out of food, an...more
Feeling misanthropic today. Seems like a good time to pick up some Palahniuk.
Guts. So, this is the story that makes people puke? Eh. I mean, it's gross, but is it really any more shocking than those urban legends about Richard Gere and the gerbil? I'm still holding my dinner.
While I'm on the subject of gerbiling: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBJ3rkNq2...
What else have you got, Palahniuk? Bring it.
A couple of passages I like:
- The air will alwa...more
Guts. So, this is the story that makes people puke? Eh. I mean, it's gross, but is it really any more shocking than those urban legends about Richard Gere and the gerbil? I'm still holding my dinner.
While I'm on the subject of gerbiling: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBJ3rkNq2...
What else have you got, Palahniuk? Bring it.
A couple of passages I like:
- The air will alwa...more
Don't be fooled, I may have chosen 5 stars for this novel, but not because I loved it. This book is dynamic.
This novel looks so innocent and harmless, sitting there with it's ghostly lavender and white cover and "Fight Club" was great, I'll give it a read.
This novel will stretch you to breaking point and beyond what you have ever read before. To give an example, when Chuck Palahniuk gives a public reading of the short story "Guts", the ambulance shows up b...more
This novel looks so innocent and harmless, sitting there with it's ghostly lavender and white cover and "Fight Club" was great, I'll give it a read.
This novel will stretch you to breaking point and beyond what you have ever read before. To give an example, when Chuck Palahniuk gives a public reading of the short story "Guts", the ambulance shows up b...more
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I still remember reading 'Guts' for the first time in the issue of Playboy that it had first been printed...and it was definitely jaw-droppingly disturbing. When I'd heard that Palahniuk was including it into a novel about a writers retreat where all the writers at said retreat were telling these short stories to each other...I was hesitant to pick up the book at all, seeing as that idea just didn't seem to make sense to me. But, I ended up getting it long after it'd already been on paperback ...more
Hmmm, this is a toughy. I made the mistake of reading a couple of reviews on Haunted while I was halfway through the novel. Needless to say, it didn;t change the way I felt. I can't help but notice that readers of Haunted go to two different extremes in their reviews. Let's face it - you're either a Palahniuk fan or you're not. Anyone that has read a Palahniuk novel before knows what they are getting themselves into. You are going to feel gritty, you're going to feel dirty and you're going to ha...more
The structure of this book was interesting- narration chapter, intro poem, short story, narration chapter, intro poem, short story. He stuck to that throughout. He also stuck to his old tricks and then some- pulling the old switcheroo on the reader whith characters not being who/what you think they are, and his "ewww" factor has been jacked up to 11. In fact, a very short way into the book I put the book down and nearly didn't pick it back up again. I was glad I did start reading i...more
Haunted is a trip into all those nasty squalid corners of the human soul, and all those dark little things we like to pretend to ourselves that no one is actually capable of, not really. But they can and do really happen, and most of them happen in Haunted.
Haunted is a collection of Palahniuk's most twisted short stories threaded together around a frame story. Most of them will put your jaw on the floor. They're sick, they're nasty, and they're almost impossible to stop reading. It'...more
Haunted is a collection of Palahniuk's most twisted short stories threaded together around a frame story. Most of them will put your jaw on the floor. They're sick, they're nasty, and they're almost impossible to stop reading. It'...more
Amanda
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Recommends it for:
Palahniuk fans/lovers of bizarre stories/readers with a strong stomach
Shelves:
horror,
disturbing
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Un puñado de escritores -o aspirantes a escritores- acuden, tras leer un anuncio en la prensa, a un retiro para artistas, donde se supone que darán rienda suelta a su imaginación. Esta colonia de escritores resulta ser un lugar aislado del mundo, donde la comida y la electricidad son bienes escasos. En estas precarias condiciones los protagonistas comenzarán a escribir historias bizarras y terroríficas, lo que les convertirá en héroes de una especie de reality show.
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Twenty-plus stories alternating between poems and chapters of the book, dozens of "mostly true" stories all of which are more or less disturbing.
I have a morbid fascination with anything that pushes boundaries, divides opinion and challenges the limits of taste. I wouldn't say "Haunted" breaks any ground that hasn't already been covered, however, that isn't to say it's an easy read by any means at all. Some of the stories are harder to read than others.. much, muc...more
I have a morbid fascination with anything that pushes boundaries, divides opinion and challenges the limits of taste. I wouldn't say "Haunted" breaks any ground that hasn't already been covered, however, that isn't to say it's an easy read by any means at all. Some of the stories are harder to read than others.. much, muc...more
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Charles Michael "Chuck" Palahniuk is an American Transgressional fiction novelist and freelance journalist of Ukrainian ancestry born in Pasco, Washington. The press release for his book, Rant, states he is now living in Vancouver, Washington. He is best known for the award-winning novel Fight Club, which was later made into a film directed by David Fincher.
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