false 219153 1 <div><div>An unauthorised, utterly silly spoof of the Matrix, "The Matewix" is an adventure starring the ineffectual computer geek Newo. This book has all the action of the film, or more specifically it's a story of a nerd who couldn't get any action. Our hero has a rather bad speech impediment, which gets him into all sorts of twuble in a world that's not quite what it seems. "'If you take the Red pill, Newo, there is no going back. You will leave the Matewix and enter a world more real to you than you can possibly imagine. But Newo, if you take the Blue pill you will sustain an erection for up to 12 years. You must decide Newo'. Newo stared long and hard at the pills. Then reached out his hand, 'I'll take them both', he said and eagerly gobbled them down whole".</div></div> 212191 20 10 2004 Matewix total:5|5:1|4:1|2:1|1:2| 5 13 5 0 5 0 false false Fri Sep 04 17:05:02 -0700 2009 Fri Sep 04 17:05:02 -0700 2009 1 0 false false Wed May 21 13:18:48 -0700 2008 Wed May 21 13:18:48 -0700 2008 1 0 false false Wed Apr 30 14:16:02 -0700 2008 Wed Apr 30 14:16:02 -0700 2008 4 0 false false Thu Feb 01 00:00:00 -0800 2007 Wed Jun 20 16:32:07 -0700 2007 Wed Jun 20 16:32:39 -0700 2007 2 0 false false Mon Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2007 Thu Mar 01 18:23:52 -0800 2007 Thu Mar 01 18:24:02 -0800 2007