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Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos (Triangulum Stain #1)

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The government is on the scene. MIBs have been dispatched. Freak Force Five is on its way in a supersonic jet. Why? There is an agent in the air from a capsule returning from space. It is an extraterrestrial agent that gets into men’s liquid. That's right. When a man ejaculates he creates a monster. Today, in Beaver Lick, Arizona, when a man finishes, he falls into a deep ...more
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Published April 3rd 2014 by Girls Carrying Books
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Bob Milne
Jan 21, 2016 Bob Milne rated it liked it
Shelves: alien-ufo, wtf-friday
Triangulum Stain is pure b-grade schlock, a literary science fiction cheese-fest about an interstellar Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos. Moctezuma Johnson really plays with the tropes of alien invasion, Area 51, government conspiracies, and the Men in Black, giving it all a sexually subversive spin.

The plot here is pretty straightforward, without any attempt to explain the 'how' or 'why' behind it all. Aliens have infected a small town with a bizarre new STD that drives everyone mad with l
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Kazza
Jun 07, 2015 Kazza rated it did not like it
Shelves: no-thanks
This book? Just...No!
Christina Harding
Jul 30, 2014 Christina Harding rated it it was amazing
This erotica has a good sense of humor, enhanced by Moctezuma's rugged writing style! We all know that men have two heads - one above the waist and one below the waist. What would happen if the head below the waist did all of the thinking? Or if the one above the waist was irrelevant? During Triangulum Stain we get to find out! This may be just about one of the only times when a man will cower from a horny woman.

Moctezuma gives his readers a full view of the alien attack by weaving multiple stor
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Ashlee Shades
Feb 03, 2016 Ashlee Shades rated it it was amazing
I am almost finished and will post a full review as soon as I am done, but I will say this: MJ has one fantastic sense of humor!

*more to follow*


UPDATE!

Just finished the book...below is my review.

Another FANTASTIC book by the amazing, MJ! If you haven't read an 'MJ' book yet, I would highly recommend this one. It is fun, hilarious, and hot. MJ has a style of writing that isn't matched by any other author I know. It is a one-of-a-kind, never disappointing, HAVE TO READ it style that is always hot
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Bianca Schwarz
Feb 19, 2016 Bianca Schwarz rated it it was amazing
Hail the Alien Dildo

This is an incredibly imaginative story with an intriguing plot and some interesting characters. The writing is clear, clean and in places surprisingly lyrical. And to top it all of, the book is funny. Clearly this will not be everyones cup of joe but if you get a kick out of the idea of an alien race of dildos trying to achieve world domination by continuously copulating with earthlings then this is the read for you. Of course there is a secret facility in the desert and a s
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Nogueira
Mar 28, 2016 Nogueira rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: 2016, ebooks
I usually don't say this, but... WTF???
This story is completely crazy and filled with deliciously funny details, but unfortunately is poorly written. This looks more like a synopsis of a novel with lots of notes and ideas but somehow disconnected... with more work, a bit of character building and a little less pace on the set transitions, this could be a awesome 200 pages novel, instead of a great idea ruined in a wrecked 40 page short story... even so 2 stars for the author crazy imagination
Moctezuma Johnson
Aug 07, 2014 Moctezuma Johnson rated it it was amazing  ·  (Review from the author)  ·  review of another edition
I just finished this campy book about WIBs trying to save the planet from an attack of Alien Dildos. This book isn't trying to take itself too seriously. I hope it reads like a B-movie you'd watch late at night while smoking a bowl and having a few laughs. Sci-Fi or not, it is still laced with some menage-a-trois scenes, cum parties thanks to weird Alien Silicone, and some other weird ass shit.

Don't forget that it is available free now at amzn.to/1qi83m2
Emme
May 13, 2014 Emme rated it it was amazing
WIBs, Sexually Obsessed Doctors, Sentient Pulsating Dildos, and Local Sex Fiends make up the fun ensemble cast by the King of Erotica. This crazy Sci-Fi porno-literary tale made me laugh out loud while reading and also made me stop to pleasure myself. Sexy and fun, you have to give this book a try!
Tierney
Jan 10, 2016 Tierney rated it it was ok
"We're in some weird ass shit" might be the most accurate quote in this entire book. What in the world did I just read.
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Funny...erotic...imaginative...descriptive sex scenes. A nice quick read!
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