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    <body><![CDATA[A coupla years ago I read Defoe's first two adventures featuring the Pirates: <em>The Pirates! In An Adventure with Scientists</em> and <em>The Pirates! In An Adventure with Ahab</em>.  I'm a big fan of this kind of silly, absurdist humor and Gideon Defoe has a deft hand at it.  I kept giggling along with this tale t...<a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/47253031">more...</a>]]></body>
    
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    <![CDATA[London, 1840: Wagner’s latest opera plays to packed houses while disgruntled workers gather in crowded pubs to eat ice cream and plan the downfall of the bourgeoisie. And the Pirate Captain––his disguise proving something of a letdown––finds himself incarcerated at Scotland Yard, in a case of mistaken identity.<br/><br/>Discovering that his doppelgänger is none other than Karl Marx, the Captain and his crew are unwittingly caught up in a sinister plot that involves a red-eyed monster, stolen waxworks, and a sack of pretend kittens.<br/><br/>From the gloomy streets of Soho to the leafy boulevards of Paris, The Pirates! In an Adventure with Communists is a story of intellectual giants, enormous beards, volcanoes and valkyries, doubloons and dancing girls, and a quest to discover whether ham might really be the opium of the people.<br/><br/>This volume also includes, at no additional charge, <em>The Wit and Wisdom of the Pirate Captain––a Major Philosophical Work<br/></em><br/><strong>On the Matter of Love:<br/></strong><br/>If you’re off to fight in a battle, snap a ship’s biscuit in half and give your girlfriend the other half. When you meet again, they will match––like two halves of a single soul! Hopefully, this will stop her sleeping with other men.<br/><strong><br/>On the Question of Gravy Stains:<br/></strong><br/>It is my opinion that the best way to get gravy stains out of cotton or wool is to soak the fabric in vinegar for half an hour. . . . If this doesn’t work, try burning the gravy off with a match or getting a hungry dog to lick it off.<br/><strong><br/>On Life in General:<br/></strong><br/>Life is like a big shanty. Everything will be fine so long as everyone sings in harmony. But if someone plays a duff note on the accordion or tries to break-dance at a sensitive bit, then there will be all sorts of trouble, mark my words.]]>
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    <body><![CDATA[A fairly whimsical and goofy book. It's got its humorous parts - a few times I even laughed a bit out loud - and there's a few good quotes in it, but overall it's a light read. It's fun, it's quick, it doesn't require a great deal of deep thinking despite including Karl Marx ;) <br/><br/>It's the ...<a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/53945466">more...</a>]]></body>
    
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    <![CDATA[London, 1840: Wagner’s latest opera plays to packed houses while disgruntled workers gather in crowded pubs to eat ice cream and plan the downfall of the bourgeoisie. And the Pirate Captain––his disguise proving something of a letdown––finds himself incarcerated at Scotland Yard, in a case of mistaken identity.<br/><br/>Discovering that his doppelgänger is none other than Karl Marx, the Captain and his crew are unwittingly caught up in a sinister plot that involves a red-eyed monster, stolen waxworks, and a sack of pretend kittens.<br/><br/>From the gloomy streets of Soho to the leafy boulevards of Paris, The Pirates! In an Adventure with Communists is a story of intellectual giants, enormous beards, volcanoes and valkyries, doubloons and dancing girls, and a quest to discover whether ham might really be the opium of the people.<br/><br/>This volume also includes, at no additional charge, <em>The Wit and Wisdom of the Pirate Captain––a Major Philosophical Work<br/></em><br/><strong>On the Matter of Love:<br/></strong><br/>If you’re off to fight in a battle, snap a ship’s biscuit in half and give your girlfriend the other half. When you meet again, they will match––like two halves of a single soul! Hopefully, this will stop her sleeping with other men.<br/><strong><br/>On the Question of Gravy Stains:<br/></strong><br/>It is my opinion that the best way to get gravy stains out of cotton or wool is to soak the fabric in vinegar for half an hour. . . . If this doesn’t work, try burning the gravy off with a match or getting a hungry dog to lick it off.<br/><strong><br/>On Life in General:<br/></strong><br/>Life is like a big shanty. Everything will be fine so long as everyone sings in harmony. But if someone plays a duff note on the accordion or tries to break-dance at a sensitive bit, then there will be all sorts of trouble, mark my words.]]>
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    <body><![CDATA[Another funny little novel by Gideon Defoe. It's schoolboy humor for educated people.  <br/><br/>In this book, the pirate crew team up with Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels. Initially, the Pirate Captain is upset that anyone could favorably compare Marx's general hairiness to his own luxurious beard...<a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/24293283">more...</a>]]></body>
    
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    <![CDATA[London, 1840: Wagner’s latest opera plays to packed houses while disgruntled workers gather in crowded pubs to eat ice cream and plan the downfall of the bourgeoisie. And the Pirate Captain––his disguise proving something of a letdown––finds himself incarcerated at Scotland Yard, in a case of mistaken identity.<br/><br/>Discovering that his doppelgänger is none other than Karl Marx, the Captain and his crew are unwittingly caught up in a sinister plot that involves a red-eyed monster, stolen waxworks, and a sack of pretend kittens.<br/><br/>From the gloomy streets of Soho to the leafy boulevards of Paris, The Pirates! In an Adventure with Communists is a story of intellectual giants, enormous beards, volcanoes and valkyries, doubloons and dancing girls, and a quest to discover whether ham might really be the opium of the people.<br/><br/>This volume also includes, at no additional charge, <em>The Wit and Wisdom of the Pirate Captain––a Major Philosophical Work<br/></em><br/><strong>On the Matter of Love:<br/></strong><br/>If you’re off to fight in a battle, snap a ship’s biscuit in half and give your girlfriend the other half. When you meet again, they will match––like two halves of a single soul! Hopefully, this will stop her sleeping with other men.<br/><strong><br/>On the Question of Gravy Stains:<br/></strong><br/>It is my opinion that the best way to get gravy stains out of cotton or wool is to soak the fabric in vinegar for half an hour. . . . If this doesn’t work, try burning the gravy off with a match or getting a hungry dog to lick it off.<br/><strong><br/>On Life in General:<br/></strong><br/>Life is like a big shanty. Everything will be fine so long as everyone sings in harmony. But if someone plays a duff note on the accordion or tries to break-dance at a sensitive bit, then there will be all sorts of trouble, mark my words.]]>
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    <body><![CDATA[If my group of friends wrote a book, this would be it.<br/>We often say things like, &quot;I have an alliance with ham,&quot; or &quot;Mmm. My beard is fantastic.&quot;<br/>And pirates.]]></body>
    
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    <body><![CDATA[One of the only books I've read that made me laugh out loud to the point of drawing stares from other bus riders.  HAM!  PIRATES!  DARWIN!  Gotta love it.]]></body>
    
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    <body><![CDATA[Marx and the Pirate Captain - brilliant!!  Loved every page of this book and the adventure was worth reading.  Spot on.]]></body>
    
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