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This Story Is Full of Scorpions: Seriously, Dude, Don't Read It

3.56  ·  Rating Details ·  18 Ratings  ·  9 Reviews
According to Multiverse Theory, you, in an infinite number of universes, right now, are fucking Rick Santorum.

N.B. You don't strictly need to have read 'Mike Dies at the End' before this, but it helps.
Shousetsu Bang*Bang volume 8, issue 38
Words:14969 complete
ebook, 45 pages
Published August 26th 2012 by Shousetsu Bang*Bang
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Sep 26, 2014 julio rated it really liked it
Shelves: shorts, loved

you know how sometimes you feel left-out of what all the cool kids are reading or watching or saying or doing, because you're juuust behind the times enough to have missed that amazing new author or filmmaker or mixed-media dildo poet your cool-friends are all going on about, or maybe even you're very behind the times and you'd never have heard of this new, apparently seminal collective experience that defines your generation without you if not for a pitying internet person you barel
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It's like a really good acid trip with hot sex, some giggles and tentacles. I would take a shot at a synopsis but, really, you should experience this for yourselves.

Here are a couple chortle worthy moments: he doubled down and fucked me so hard I figured we’d leave a permanent me-sized mark in the mattress.


I needed Ty to fuck me right then like a Volkswagen needed tires.

I didn't realize Volkswagen's were jonesin' for tires so bad. I learned something from Shukyousan's tripidelic acid tr
Feb 17, 2014 Sofia rated it really liked it
First of all I had to look up Rick Santorum, then I laughed out loud when I read about the cure for sleeping.

With all it's humour and craziness, it' s depiction of the minutiae of our lives is rather exact. Sometimes our lives are a mixture of serious, funny, ridiculous, scary, tear jerking all at the same time.

These guys are totally after my own heart, they are not afraid to show when they are scared,especially Jason. I love these guys.

I think that I enjoyed the second book slightly more than t
♣ Irish Smurfétté ♣
Warning, if you don't like reviews with quotes then skip this'n, but do NOT, under any circumstances, skip this story. *glares*

They had me at cheese...

"So, you were cheese, and you were a half-octopus," I said to Mike, "but what in-between?"

And then...

Mike snorted and grabbed her bra strap where it'd started to sag across her shoulder, then tugged it back up beneath the strap of her tank top.

Oh and then this...

Being a werewolf isn't like most people think it is; for starters, it's a lot more lik
4,5 stars!

It is a sequel to Mike Dies At The Endand OMG-it is so crazy awesome and funny as hell! I wish only the both sequels would be one book!
I wanted to quote it, but you have to read it to understand the quotes!
So goood!
I have still a silly grin on my face!

Don't understand what I read but I couldn't stop reading it!
Elle Beasee
I either really love this, or I really hate it. I can't quite figure it out so I'd rather process it as 4-star read than think I've lost a valuable 2 hours of my life reading this...

Seriously, my mind has been twisted up in knots which I'm trying desperately to untangle.
Adrian Fridge
Feb 03, 2015 Adrian Fridge rated it liked it
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This is NOT a direct parallel to the John Dies sequel, This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It. According to author notes, this fanfiction was written before the book it was based on got published.

Pros: Still awesomely gay, with a threesome involved. Plus I hadn't liked the plot from Full of Spiders, so I was glad Full of Scorpions created its own arc.

Cons: Premise was interesting but went on too long. Began to feel like one of those dreams you can't escape from, where eac
Mar 30, 2014 Gwendolyn rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
That. Was. Awesome.
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