Do Travel Writers Go to Hell?: A Swashbuckling Tale of High Adventures, Questionable Ethics, and Professional Hedonism

Do Travel Writers Go to Hell?: A Swashbuckling Tale of High Adventures, Questionable Ethics, and Professional Hedonism

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For those who think that travel guidebooks are the gospel truth.

WANTED: Travel Writer for Brazil
QUALIFICATIONS REQUIRED
Decisiveness: the ability to desert your entire previous life–including well-salaried office job, attractive girlfriend, and basic sanity for less than minimum wage
Attention to detail: the skill to research northeastern Brazil, including transportation,...more
Paperback, 272 pages
Published April 22nd 2008 by Broadway (first published January 1st 2008)
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Michael
Seattle author. Seems from blurb like an interesting perspective - we'll see!

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OK, I bought this at Third Place Books in Lake Forest Park, one of my favorite Seattle area bookstores. The kid who wrote it is a Seattle author and I like to occasionally buy something obscure somewhat on impulse from local authors.

After I looked at some of the other Goodreads reviews, I realized that I'm not exactly the target demographic for his readers - I'm about 25 years too old - although I'm mal...more
PastAllReason
Do travel writers go to hell? This one may. Narcisstic and self-indulgent, and that's just the book.

What would be an interesting topic for travellers who have relied on travel guides in the past is instead treated to a mess of a book that only peripherally deals with the writing of travel guides. If the reader looks hard enough it can be found in small doses amidst lengthy expositions of the writer's tawdry life playing with drug dealing and sleeping with prostitutes.
Cathy

I haven't read anything this trashy since I'm With the Band!

He spends most of his time in Brazil drunk or stoned. He sleeps with any girl that moves. (Oh wait, he only makes out with the 15-year-old.) He's a Sagittarius! I alternately loathe him and love him.

Do I believe half of what he says? No.
Yet, I couldn't put the book down and I am ashamed of myself.

One thing I know for sure? He's never writing travel books again.
Tim
This book probably wouldn't have found a publisher if not for its hook as an titillating expose of the travel writing industry. Which is a shame, because the book is hilarious and very well written. It seems that the scandal has been oversold, because except for a somewhat hurried "I made up some stuff" epilogue, the actual descriptions of how he survived as a travel writer on a subsistence wage mostly reads as quite reasonable. It also seems that Lonely Planet was ultimately happy with his work...more
Adele
This book sucked. Thomas Kohnstamm is basically a chauvinistic, narcissistic asshole who somehow convinced Lonely Planet to pay him to write about Brazil. Poorly. Then, he exploits them in this hey-I'm-only-35-but-whatever-I-can-write-a-tell-all memoir, and they give him more money to go write about Chile. OK, yes, I'm totally jealous that I'm not a Lonely Planet guidebook writer too, but even if I were I would still detest Thomas Kohnstamm. Anyone can go abroad and have crazy, unexpected experi...more
Bode Wilson
Jun 21, 2008 Bode Wilson rated it 2 of 5 stars Recommends it for: horny frat guys, I guess.
Christ, what a mess. Thoroughly unlikeable narrator, seems to look to some giant chip on his shoulder for inspiration. None of his exploits sound remotely appealing or entertaining. Saved somewhat by a running discussion of the effects that travel guides have on the places featured within them, a point usually undercut by the author's sophomoric rantings.
Osho
Dec 04, 2008 Osho rated it 2 of 5 stars
Shelves: 2008
Kohnstamm's memoir is not so much about writing his first guidebook for Lonely Planet as it is a self-congratulatory screed lauding substance abuse, poor choices, dubious sexual encounters, and generally unpleasant behavior. Kohnstamm seems to think he's charming and attractive, yet there's little in his self-description to inclines the reader in that direction. I was willing to hold my distaste in abeyance until he sold drugs to supplement his income, at which point I read more from determinati...more
Aimee
This book had promise: it offered a peek behind the curtain of what really goes on in researching and writing a Lonely Planet (LP) guide. LP’s mantra for getting travelers “off the beaten track” (and thus promising a unique experience) has made these guide books a Holy Grail of independent travel for seasoned and wannabee travelers alike. Kohnstamm’s misadventures illustrate that you can’t believe everything you read, and the LP guides are just that—guides, not gospel (it’s disturbing in practic...more
Wendy
Naturally, it's difficult to be objective about this book given the anticipatory grief it caused me and my closeness to the subject. It's tempting to engage in a close reading of the book, seeking - and finding - errors in presentation of facts, even more errors in judgment and, most of all, many errors of omission.

As a memoir: eh. Typical, but fairly sloppy lowbrow lad lit. I’m not particularly interested in or impressed by TK’s prodigious partying and substance abuse and his constant skirt-cha...more
Philip
Jul 01, 2008 Philip rated it 3 of 5 stars Recommends it for: cynics who think it's all rigged, people who like sex and drugs
Shelves: memoirs, non-fiction
I didn't get much from this book except that Tommy did a lot of drugs and had a lot of sex while he was supposed to be writing for Lonely Planet. It wasn't that I didn't enjoy the book, it just wasn't what I expected.

I also wonder how much of his inspiration comes from his travels, and how much inspiration comes from Jayson Blair or James Frey. I mean, the Author's Note even says, "...it was necessary to omit certain events, rearrange and compress chronology, and combine a few of the characters....more
Kaitlyn Barrett
He says in the preface that he’s not a “resentful burnout trying to settle a score” but this book chronicles his first job writing for Lonely Planet and he has nothing good to say about the company, the editors, their methods or their reliability as travel guides. Any reader who hasn’t bought a Lonely Planet guidebook before they read this book would surely not buy one after they read it. Kohnstamm portrays LP writers as overworked alcoholic hacks on the grift who make up reviews and contribute...more
Christoph Rehage
First of all, I am unhappy I only got a German copy of this book. Reading translated literature only makes sense if the original is too difficult. This one certainly shouldn’t have been:



Author: Thomas Kohnstamm
Title: Do Travel Writers Go To Hell
Time: some time around 2004
Destination:
Brazil
Length: about 2 months
Type: overland
Rating: 5/10
Mediocre gonzo

The story: TK, a wall street guy in his twenties, accepts a new job offer: to write a travel guide about Brazil, for a popular guide book called The...more
Rebecca
Another one of the free books from the awesome pile! I have been wanting to read this book since I heard about it. I mean, look at the title! It's perfect! This book was an okay read. I makes you think twice about "The Bible" as Lonely Planet is known as on the road. Which is why I don't read it. Anyway, this guy is American, but is interested in S. America, so he wrote a LAS guide which Lonely Planet published when he was in college, so when it came time to update the Brazil (cause they speak L...more
Andrew Hecht
Apr 19, 2010 Andrew Hecht rated it 4 of 5 stars Recommends it for: Anyone who has ever traveled or will travel with a guide book
"AS they say, two of the most important attributes for a travel writer are a strong liver and a good ability to bullshit."

If you've ever traveled with a guide book, particularly the Lonely Planet, this should be required reading. Kohnstamm details how he chucked in his life as a "legal researcher", giving up his job, his apartment and his girlfriend amongst other things to pursue a career as a guidebook travel writer.

His account reveals how he was massively unprepared for the daunting task of g...more
Ash Bruxvoort
Thomas Kohnstamm's travel book Do Travel Writers Go to Hell?: A Swashbuckling Tale of High Adventures, Questionable Ethics, and Professional Hedonismwas published in 2008 and raised some questions about the ethics of Lonely Planet guidebooks and some questions about Kohnstamm himself. You can read more about that here because honestly I'm not going to waste a lot of time on this book.

Kohnstamm quit his life, his girlfriend, his office job, all because of an author to write a Lonely Planet guide...more
Martine
Oct 04, 2009 Martine rated it 2 of 5 stars Recommends it for: fans of Jack Kerouac and Hunter S. Thompson
Every once in a while when I return from a holiday, I fantasise about becoming a travel writer-cum-photographer. At the risk of sounding like an insufferable show-off here, I think I've earned my dues in the travel world. I've visited 36 countries in five continents, including a few stints as a tour guide in China. I speak my languages, have a fairly strong stomach, can deal with grotty hotels as long as they're not too noisy, and am both a decent writer and a decent photographer, a combination...more
Elizabeth
I'm sorry to say that I did not enjoy this rather indulgent take on Thomas' bad boy travails barely writing a Lonely Planet guide book in Brazil. Found it a 2nd-rate Hunter S. Thompson meets wanna-be Kerouac (both of whom I don't care for but can see some amusement in for mostly young wastrel men in their perma-adolescence). I grew quite bored and turned-off by the author's unsavory drug and sex misadventures with sad and dissipated ex-pats and desperate Brazilians.
Monica
This must be the year for travel writers' exposes. First, I read Chuck Thompson's "Smile When You're Lying: Confessions of a Rogue Travel Writer," and now I've read Kohnstamm's account. I must say I recommend Thompson's book over this one, although I enjoyed "Do Travel Writers Go to Hell?" as well.

Kohntstamm was working as a paralegal for a New York law firm, when, after an upbraiding by his boss while working late one night, he walks off the job, to become a travel writer for Lonely Planet cov...more
Lee
Was excited about this book since I've done a fair amount of independent traveling relying on Lonely Planet for maps, buses and hostel info and maybe a restaurant review. The beginning is about a guy who decides to quit his high stress typical New Yorker job and go on a bender wasting his money until he hops on a plane to Brazil to write for Lonely Planet. His adventures are rather typical for traveling - drug temptations, lonely and loose singles, and lots of booze. What really frustrated me ab...more
James
This is not travel literature. It's the exaggerated, if not untrue, exposée of a first-time Lonely Planet author. We get far more information about the impact this irresponsible underachiever's bad decision-making and poor finances have on his psyche for several months than insight into Brazil or its people. For someone professing to admire travel literature, Kohnstamm seems to have utterly missed the point (if producing a work of travel writing was even his aim in the first place). Guidebook wr...more
Tonia
To all people who want to be a travel writer: this will broaden the knowledge you have of what this work may hold for you. With Lonely Planet and its professional cohorts the budgets are smaller than you might think, the deadlines arrive sooner than you thought, and rather than enjoying a beach, restaurant, cathedral or art gallery you may be busy gathering data. This data may include open and closing hours, costs of entrance, what type of travellers visit this place, and food menus. Thomas Kohn...more
Jan
I got the impression of the author as a hard-edged embellisher, the kind who would gather a crowd at a bar telling stories about his exploits in exotic locations, garnering plenty of attention but ultimately not much sympathy. This is an account of the author's first time writing for Lonely Planet guides, and it starts off as a bitter rumination on the life he left behind in New York: dead-end job, long-suffering girlfriend, and degenerate best friend who seems to have been cut out of one of Hun...more
JDK1962
I know why I started this book: a cube dweller becomes a travel writer, and his first project is northeastern Brazil. I grew up Brazil, so all this sounded good.

Unfortunately, it was a bit like reading what would happen if Tucker Max decided to become a travel writer. He gets his dream job, then the first couple of chapters are f---ing off in New York City, then flying to Rio and f---ing off there, blowing through most of the advance.

What I learned from this book is to take guidebooks--especiall...more
Karin
Sure, Kohnstamm's writing confirms my suspicions that he's kind of a dick. And sure, there's less actual travel writing and more drug fueled stream of conscious in between these covers.

But it entertained me on my flight home from Seattle so I can't fault the book for that.
Jon
May 10, 2009 Jon rated it 4 of 5 stars Recommends it for: People that love life
Recommended to Jon by: Thank you Scotty
Shelves: read-2009
Undoubtably the best travel book I have ever read! The frankness and honesty about the author's experiences had me in stitches, and I did not want to put the book down. If a person is not offended by explicit talk of drug use and sex (often both at the same time) then they should read this immedeatly. It is also a scathing review of the travel guide industry. After finishing it, I had to restrain myself from running out and quiting my job to travel the "gringo trail"!!!
Reading other peoples' r...more
Sonia Almeida
The book promised a lot regarding the life and times of Lonely Planet travel writters, but in the end we just get an account of how he struggled to review the brasilian book, because of his difficult choices between working hard, or partying hard with lots of drink, women and drugs. Do all LP writers function like that? I really don't care.
And it also shows the ever present dicotomy between "real travellers" (the backpackers), and all the others that don't know what it is reall travelling becau...more
DW
Jun 23, 2012 DW rated it 2 of 5 stars
Shelves: travel
To answer the title question, yes. If the author wants to make the point that Lonely Planet doesn't pay its writers enough to do unbiased research, he undermines his point by detailing how he blows his money on booze and drugs. If he hadn't started out the book with a description of getting drunk and high and being a public disturbance before he leaves NYC for Brazil, he might have been slightly sympathetic ... until he started selling drugs.

I just hope all Lonely Planet writers aren't like him...more
Unwisely
OK, so, this book wasn't what I expected. I sort of thought he would talk about a lot of different stuff, but mostly he talks about his one trip through Brazil as a writer for Lonely Planet, plus some before and after of his life in NYC. Which, don't get me wrong, was pretty entertaining, it's just not what I thought I was getting.

Having said that, I enjoyed it. Once upon a time I studied abroad (several times), and the descriptions of the hostel people, the impact of his work, and the whole ba...more
Holly Burns
Nov 30, 2008 Holly Burns rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommended to Holly by: Kristin Luna
I thought for sure I wouldn't like Thomas Kohnstamm, the author of this true-life tale of what it's like to write a Lonely Planet guide, but I found him hilarious and endearing from pretty much the first page. In fact, I was reading this in Seattle -- where he now lives -- and kept secretly hoping to bump into him. Loved this book -- he's very careful not to make it a scandalous tell-all, but rather an honest look into what goes in to writing a travel guidebook for Lonely Planet. I loved that it...more
Meg
I picked up this book because I thought it would be interesting to read a firsthand account of the life of a travel writer. The title does strongly imply that this is the general topic of the book. And I did find it interesting to read about Kohnstamm's experiences as a writer for Lonely Planet.

However, nearly 50% of this book is not at all about travel writing. Instead, it's about the irresponsible and juvenile behavior of the author as he parties his way through New York City and Brazil.

If I'm...more
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