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All Seated on the Ground

3.84 of 5 stars 3.84  ·  rating details  ·  615 ratings  ·  82 reviews
The aliens have landed! The aliens have landed! But instead of shooting death rays, taking over the planet and carrying off Earthwomen, they've just been standing there for months on end, glaring like a disapproving relative. And now it's nearly Christmas, and the commission assigned to establish communications is at their wits' end. They've resorted to taking the aliens t ...more
Hardcover, 126 pages
Published November 26th 2007 by Subterranean Press (first published January 1st 2007)
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Flannery
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Oh my gosh, I have no idea what story some of these other reviewers were reading. This is a pretty short work and I had to take a nap in the middle of it. No, seriously, I had to--I was totally falling asleep.

Here are a few reasons you might want to read this:
1. You know every Christmas carol and know all the lyrics.
2. You go apeshit over choral music.
3. You really enjoy reading about humans trying to communicate with aliens...and can deal with when you're reading about Christ
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Sue
Oh Connie Willis! Thank you for a different Christmas experience with this sci-fi story of another stripe.


They landed their spaceship in Denver, in the middle of
the DU campus, and marched---well, actually marched is the
wrong word; the Altairi's method of locomotion is somewhere
between a glide and a waddle---straight up to the front
door of University Hall in classic "Take me to your leader"
fashion.
And that was it....They just stood there.



The rest of this novella is the tale of how the huma
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Jon
Dec 27, 2010 Jon rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommended to Jon by: Jamie
I read the electronic version via the Asimov's website: http://www.asimovs.com/_issue_0805/al...

Probably rates a 3.5, but like Connie Willis, I love Christmas and singing in very large choirs. Combining the two, especially with Handel's Hallelujah Chorus, is priceless.

And as Aunt Judith and the Altairi reminded me: ‘A prompt handwritten note expressing gratitude is the only proper form of thanks.' I'll be posting those notes to friends and family today.

Highly recommended, especially during thi
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Punk
Fiction. Aliens have finally landed on earth, but they've been parked in the middle of Denver University campus for nine months now and have yet to say a thing. They just stand there, glaring.

This Christmas novella is classic Connie Willis, complete with bombastic religious figure, a committee that can't get anything done because they're all doing their own thing, a character who can't get a full sentence out without being interrupted, an obligatory romance, and a deconstruction of winter holida
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Jamie
Connie Willis loves Christmas "and its accompanying frivolity and nonsense", and this 2008 Hugo Award winner for Best Novella is a nice addition to her collection of Christmas fiction. It's available free online on Asimov's website here: http://www.asimovs.com/_issue_0805/allseated.shtml.

It's a quick, amusing read, with Willis's trademark comedic setup: a budding romance between two quietly competent individuals surrounded by chaos. Don't get too worked up over the mystery of why the aliens won'
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Patti
When Connie Willis is on, she on. I adored this book/novella where aliens land in Denver, and the expression on their faces is one of permanent disdain. They don't talk, don't seem to react to anything, and no one can figure out what to do with them. Until they are taken to a mall at Christmas time, and all simultaneously sit down. It takes awhile, but it seems they responded to the lyrics in Christmas carol. Is this how best to communicate with them? Our heroine, a newspaper reporter, and a cho ...more
Banner
Lighthearted Christmas story I read today while sitting in Starbucks. While reading this story I entered in my code from the receipt and won a 1/2 lb of Christmas blend coffee. What you may ask does that bit of news about my amazing good fortune have to do with a review of this book? It was my own Christmas miracle! While past results do not guarantee future performances, I'm sure if you read this book something good will happen to you too.
Hallie
May 07, 2008 Hallie rated it 4 of 5 stars
Shelves: sf
It's very lightweight, compared to many other CW books, and might have been better as part of an anthology than as a stand-alone (expensive) book. But I still found it a lot of fun. The disapproving aliens were a hoot.
Barbm1020
This is a delightful book, a very quick read and will be especially enjoyed by all choir and chorus singers. And anybody who has worked with scientists and been ignored.
Mel
This novella is a quick read, adorable and fun.

It flirts with the idea of romance, but like her prior works Bellwether and Passage, Ms. Willis holds courtship strictly to the background of the main character's research. Yes, research -- Ms. Willis has heroines that do research. The puzzle is simple and many readers will figure out elements of the central mystery long before the various revelations. The heart of this book is how fully Ms. Willis captures the experience of trying to explain somet
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Clarice
No, I have not been reading this novella since December 16. In fact, I couldn't even finish it. I only read a few pages until I realized that Willis was using the same devise of confused communications that she has used in at least three other novels to drive the plot in this short Christmas-themed novel as well.

This devise worked extraordinarily well in "To Say Nothing of the Dog", (the first Willis novel I read) where a time-traveling historian from the future who is already experiencing memo
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Natalie
What a silly and profound story. Like the Doomsday Book, this story has to do with people in the here and now trying desperately to understand an alien culture (whether separated by time or species). This time, aliens have landed on Earth and are acting strangely. Not menacingly, just in a way that the people on Earth can't understand. Willis' books--at least those I have read--seem fictional (or rather, science-fictional) accounts of trying to understand another culture, in which everything see ...more
Kaethe
A perfect Connie Willis story, with the aliens, and the muddle, and the mundane aspects of middle class modern life in the US, and even more, a really satisfying little puzzle and race to solve it. It well deserved the Hugo. Probably they should just go ahead and issue her one with every new copyright.
Melanti
I probably should have waited for a few more weeks to read this - or at least waited until it wasn't 80 degrees outside. It makes it hard to get into the Christmas mood.

But I was in the mood for something short and funny, and Connie Willis is reliably witty and amusing.
Rach
Different in a good way, but then, it is Connie Willis after all!

Aliens land at DU and do absolutely nothing. Sandra Foster volunteers to be a member of the third governmental committee, a mash-up of various "experts" trying to figure out how to communicate with their extraterrestrial guests. After months of failure, the aliens are taken on a field trip to the mall where they inexplicably react to something. What is the question.

This is one of my favorite "bad day stories". It is short enough t
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Charlene
Loved. LOVED. Willis is always brilliant but here we have aliens, communication issues and Christmas choirs, with bonus! protagonists named Calvin and Meg. Holiday mayhem that will make even the Grinchiest giggle.
Felipe Guerrero
Un misterioso y gracioso libro, me gustó bastante.

Debo decir que entre los libros con temática navideña que buscaba no esperaba encontrarme con un libro en el que aparecieran extraterrestres, eso si que fue una sorpresa.

El libro trata sobre un grupo de extraterrestres que aterrizan y para sorpresa de todos no hacen nada, solo salen de su nave y miran todo y a todos con desaprobación, al pasar los días se crea una comision para tratar de entablar comunicación con ellos pero nada ocurre, no hablan
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Steph
Really great and entertaining short story! Read it here online: http://www.asimovs.com/_issue_0805/al...
Janice (Janicu)
http://janicu.livejournal.com/68090.html

This is a small hardcover novella and at 126 pages it's a very quick read. The jacket blurb says that the author is "a huge fan of the holidays and their accompanying frivolity and nonsense, and has written a marvelous array of Christmas stories". This is one of them. The story starts off in Denver where a space ship has landed on the Denver University campus, and six aliens have gotten out. Instead of doing anything expected like trying to take over the w
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Cindy

Readers don't always associate humor with science fiction but Willis has written a light, witty novella combining the two genres. She gently pokes fun at holiday madness, pompous academics, intolerant religious fanatics, and movie portrayals of aliens. If you want a quick novel that happens to be about aliens and Christmas carols, then read this novella.
Hirondelle
I usually love Connie Willis novels and short stories, but I got to confess her very frantic madcap comedy takes seem to not work as well for me as they do for most people. At least the short takes, which seem more crowded and claustrophobic that the novel length. This is one of those madcap comedy, and maybe it felt a little bit crowded, there seems to be a common theme of Willis where plot advances by people just not being willing to listen ( I get it, but sometimes yelling to make sure you ar ...more
Frank
Feb 25, 2014 Frank rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: anyone
Recommended to Frank by: my wife
Fiction:
A very enjoyable Christmas story about aliens and two people's attempt to communicate with them through music. A humorous romantic mystery novelette that makes for some nice light tongue-in-cheek reading.
Will not appeal to everyone, but at 126 pages is a short read to pass the time.
Okay, a bit of nonsense, but a lot of fun!
Alice Parrish
A fun quick little read about an alien invasion. Cute story, well put together without much detail. Probably best read at Christmas time the overarching message of the story is one of hope....and happy endings.
Jennifer Kelley
Another winner from one of my favorite authors. An alien first contact story, based around Christmastime. Highly recommended.
LOL_BOOKS
IL'D HER CHRISTMAS ALIEN NOVELLA. AND HER BOOK OF CHRISTMAS SHORT STORIES, ACTUALLY.
Jen
Aliens, Christmas, romance, and humor...Willis in top screwball-comedy mode.
David
Apr 11, 2012 David rated it 4 of 5 stars
Shelves: 2012
After reading four books of Connie Willis, it is clear that she excels at two types of books: long, epic novels (Doomsday Book, To Say Nothing of the Dog) and very short novellas/novellettes (All About Emily and this book). This is a charming Christmas-time story of aliens landing who...do nothing but stare. Then during a Christmas carol, when the words say, "all seated on the ground"...they sit down. So begins a trial and error period of trying to figure out why some songs work for communicatio ...more
Shawn Thrasher
Not my favorite Connie Willis of all time, but still a fun read - quirky, muddles and befuddles, chatty characters, a meandering plot that twists back and forth. Her glaring aliens are exactly the kind of aliens only Connie Willis could create. She's absolutely genius at writing about large groups of people and their interactions (choirs, bell chorus, history departments), and All Seated on the Ground is a definitely trademark Willis.
David
boring..could not get into it
G33z3r
This is my new favorite Christmas science fiction story.

Connie Willis writes a hilarious first contact novella, as aliens land on earth and simply stand there, refusing to communicate or vindicate their purpose, defying all efforts of a plethora of human experts to communicate. A new member of the "communications delegation" is beset by a team leader who refuses to listen, a fanatical tele-evangelist, and a variety of odd characters who each have their own bizarre pet theory for how the aliens c
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Constance Elaine Trimmer Willis is an American science fiction writer. She is one of the most honored science fiction writers of the 1980s and 1990s.

She has won, among other awards, ten Hugo Awards and six Nebula Awards. Willis most recently won a Hugo Award for All Seated on the Ground (August 2008). She was the 2011 recipient of the Damon Knight Memorial Grand Master Award from the Science Ficti
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