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Eyeheart Everything

4.13  ·  Rating Details ·  92 Ratings  ·  19 Reviews
"Somewhere between the laughtrack of Mark Leyner's work and European surrealism, Hansen's stories shock, titillate, and bombard the reader with dark shards of comedy." - KEVIN SAMPSELL, author of Creamy Bullets
Paperback, 216 pages
Published November 1st 2010 by Mykle Systems Labs (first published March 1st 2000)
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a lot of this book is funny; humor is directed against things that i dislike in short-form bursts that can be read even while walking down the street. but there are less satire-y pieces that are just good writing, like uhf and the fun we tried to have. and then there are pieces that i think you have to be mykle hansen to understand; i get the feeling there are all sorts of references that are not for me. but its okay because the bits i do understand are well worth it.
Apr 26, 2008 Mykle rated it it was amazing  ·  (Review from the author)
Recommends it for: People with hearts and/or eyes
My books are so awesome, I would give them six stars if only this option was available. so instead, I will give them five stars and then remove a star from every other book in Goodreads, using my magic h@xx0r powers. With these stars I will create a form of perfect inexhaustible energy, and then I will quit my job and eat waffles until bedtime.
Nov 29, 2010 Jasmine rated it really liked it
Mr. eggers you have egg on your face, how could you not have published the famous mykle hansen. Now he will get famous without you and you will be left behind whimpering in the corner because you simply have no sense of taste (I say this fully aware that I own several of the nonrequired reading books and love them dearly).

This book is like taking your really smart friend to the bar and then getting them super drunk and letting them talk about whatever they want.

It is like my best friend's imit
Steve Libbey
Nov 11, 2007 Steve Libbey rated it it was amazing
Recommends it for: spiders
There could be this fight, and it could take place on the top of Mt. Everest, and Mykle Hansen would wear an orange cape and BEAT THE CRAP out of David Sedaris and Sarah Vowell with his superior funny. Then UFOs would cry and explode candy and TV shows would all be canceled.

Then he would hug them because they are actually quite witty as well, and the universe would congratulate itself on good taste.
Jan 23, 2008 heather rated it it was amazing
Recommends it for: probably everyone
Recommended to heather by: Steve Libbey
Shelves: favorites
Mykle Hansen knows nothing about my raging crush on his prose. But it's seriously huge. So big that I've only humbled myself to write about it in hopes that other people will develop equally huge crushes on his prose and he will eventually rule the world. This book is tragicomedy at its most brilliant and risky. The stories switch styles, tenses and form with flouncy success. Eyeheart Everything is a discombobulating short-short fiction tangle of lightness and heaviness and the hypothetical and ...more
I thought this book was mostly funny, but one story seemed to be a real story about driving half-drunk to the beach. When I next saw Mykle, I had to tell him that that type of behavior was not acceptable. But then it turned out that story was fiction, and I just don't understand funny anyway.

I should probably re-read it. In the years since I have last read it, I might have forgotten not to LICK EXPOSED WIRES.
Nov 21, 2008 Wile rated it really liked it
Shelves: blurb-reviews
This is a book of short-lived insanities - surreal stories that often fall somewhere between prose and poetry. Many of them are absolutely incredible. Others are just odd. Some speak deeply, some feign disinterest. It's a mixed bag, but the highs are so high and the lows so strange that it's worth picking up again and again.
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Dec 19, 2010 Scribble Orca marked it as to-be-consideread
What can I say? I have to read this now, the author gave me the most mindblowingly AWESOME bad advice that his book would have to be an improvement.
Jan 28, 2008 Chris rated it it was amazing
The stories in this book by Mykle Hansen are extremely funny. Even funnier is seeing him read them aloud. There are a few stories in here that are absolutely phenomenal, but they're all very good and, as I said, very FUNNY!
Steev Hise
Nov 01, 2007 Steev Hise rated it really liked it
Recommends it for: anyone, especially peeps who want a glimpse into the lives of cool young portlanders
Shelves: politics
i love this book. i can't wait till mykle's new novel comes out, Help I'm Being Eaten By Bears! The podcast of him reading it is way fun.
Oct 09, 2007 missy rated it it was amazing
Recommends it for: funny folks
Shelves: short-stories
mykle is a genius. he cracks me the hell up.
Jul 08, 2011 Iamthez rated it liked it
Shelves: bizarro
There's three different types of short stories in this collection: random/surreal stories, stream of consciousness stories, and fake advertisements.

I have to say, I'm really not much of a fan of stream of consciousness. I find them to just be ranting, and nothing really interesting comes out of them. I don't know why.

The random stories cracked me up, and I honestly want to send a few to various friends. The story of the shark and bag of oranges was fantastic, as was the first story, about the wo
Mar 06, 2010 Tracy rated it did not like it
I was disappointed with this collection of short stories. I really enjoyed Help! A Bear is Eating Me, but I did not enjoy this book. With the exception of a few stories, it all just seemed to like rambling.
c.vance c.vance
May 09, 2009 c.vance c.vance rated it it was ok
like most compilations, it's hard to keep the quality up throughout the book.
but there are two great stories and a fair number of entertaining ones.... which brings up the overwhelming one star stories in the book.
Meredith Stranges
Oct 16, 2014 Meredith Stranges marked it as to-read
Shelves: abandoned
I gave this collection of short stories a shot because I read articles by the same author in a cycling book that I enjoyed. And apparently this is funny. But it is just a little bit too opaque for me. Maybe I'll return to it later. But probably not.
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