false http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1172600737m/196400.jpg 196400 6 Why couldn't the Sopranos survive living down South? Simple. You can't shoot a guy full of holes after eating chicken and pastry, spoon bread, okra, and tomatoes.What does a Southern woman consider grounds for divorce? When daddy takes the kids out in public dressed in their pajama tops and Tweety Bird swim socks. Again.What is the Southern woman's opinion of a new "fat virus" theory? Bring it on! We've got a lot of skinny friends we need to sneeze on. In this wickedly funny follow-up to her bestselling novel Bless Your Heart, Tramp, Celia Rivenbark welcomes you, once again, to the South she loves, the land of "Mama and them," "precious and dahlin'," and mommies who mow. Y'all come back now, you hear? 189954 2004 We're Just Like You, Only Prettier: Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle total:621|5:150|4:193|3:186|2:70|1:22| 621 2242 988 149 3 0 false false Sun Jun 14 21:24:55 -0700 2009 Sun Jun 14 21:29:25 -0700 2009 more...]]> 0 0 false false Fri May 01 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Mon May 25 12:02:51 -0700 2009 Mon May 25 12:10:08 -0700 2009
I love these from chapter 4:
"Southern women are, frankly harder working. We are obsessively devoted to horticulture and far more aware of natural beauty. We aren't asham...more...]]> 1 0 false false Sun Nov 08 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Fri Nov 06 14:26:03 -0800 2009 Sun Nov 08 21:28:07 -0800 2009 Well,to begin with,there were some funny phrases.But i think the author of this book was bored when she wrote it.the topics that she gave her opinions on and her thoughts were just superficial.Her comparison between southerners' and northerners' beauty and ability to get better paid jobs was...more...]]> 3 0 false false Sun Dec 21 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Thu Nov 20 11:22:23 -0800 2008 Tue Feb 17 18:19:25 -0800 2009 more...]]> 4 0 false false Tue Jun 09 06:37:16 -0700 2009 Sun May 31 06:56:17 -0700 2009 Tue Jun 09 06:37:16 -0700 2009 more...]]> 4 0 false false Sun Mar 15 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Fri Feb 20 08:32:54 -0800 2009 Mon Mar 16 12:24:22 -0700 2009
Some chapter titles: Here Comes the Bride
(let's just get 'em hitched sometime before we see the head)

"And What Did You Have for Breakfast, Dear"?
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It is laugh-out-loud funny and a VERY easy read. In the same genre as 'Bitter is the New Black' by Jen Lancaster or even my mo...more...]]> 4 0 false false Tue Feb 17 07:16:32 -0800 2009 Tue Feb 17 07:17:32 -0800 2009 4 0 false false Mon Aug 01 00:00:00 -0700 2005 Fri Aug 07 09:03:03 -0700 2009 Fri Aug 07 09:05:49 -0700 2009 5 0 false false Mon Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2007 Mon Apr 20 14:06:40 -0700 2009 Mon Apr 20 14:08:20 -0700 2009 4 0 false false Tue Jan 20 22:01:40 -0800 2009 Tue Jan 20 22:02:29 -0800 2009 5 0 false false Wed Mar 11 13:14:02 -0700 2009 Wed Mar 11 13:15:18 -0700 2009 http://www.goodreads.com/book_link/follow/8?book_id=196400