17 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do Anymore
by Jenny Offill, Nancy Carpenter
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Read in March, 2008
This is a funny story for the PARENT of an impish child, but I found it in the children's section of the library. I would never read this to my child again. It sends a very poor message. It gives her ideas of impish things to do she's never considered doing before -- and she's come up with plenty ideas of her own. But worst of all, it ends with the message that all you have to do is lie and say you're sorry when you're not, and then you can get away with it to do impish things yet again. Certain...more
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An impish little girl shares 17 things she has been forbidden to do again, including stapling her brother’s hair to his pillow, setting Joey Whipple on fire, and running away “to live with the kind and happy beavers.” The first-person narrative sparks with mischief and is perfectly matched in tone by the illustrations, which shine: each spread has texture resulting from Carpenter’s creative blend of painting, collage, and digital backgrounds. This absolutely charming book will elicit ch...more
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I feel sort of mixed about this book. I really love the illustrations, and the story is pretty hilarious. It's not that I would worry that little ones would try to emulate the ridiculous mischief the character makes throughout the story; it's the tone upon which the story ends. The idea at the end is that she says she's sorry, but only because that's what her mom wants to hear; the stapler in her hand indicates that she's not about to stop doing whatever she wants. I just feel mixed. Any ot...more
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Read in July, 2007
recommends it for:
primary and intermediate grades
A mischievous young girl recounts a simple list of the seventeen things adults forbid her to do anymore. The writing is crisp and concise, but it is the multimedia illustrations that truly make this picture book. The list itself is the epitome of understatement (e.g. "I am not allowed to use the stapler anymore," or "I am not allowed to do reports on beavers anymore"), but readers will laugh out loud as they examine the detailed illustrations that show exactly why these thing
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Read in January, 2008
This is another book I didn't pick up until I was reading it to a boy I babysit.
It's funny. But its funny for the adult reading the story, not so much the child who is hearing it. A lot of the subtle jokes were lost on Ryan and the ending is nearly impossible for a two year old to understand.
I had to explain to him that she was lying in the story and that she wasn't really sorry and he just couldn't understand. So this is a book better suited to older kids.
It's funny. But its funny for the adult reading the story, not so much the child who is hearing it. A lot of the subtle jokes were lost on Ryan and the ending is nearly impossible for a two year old to understand.
I had to explain to him that she was lying in the story and that she wasn't really sorry and he just couldn't understand. So this is a book better suited to older kids.
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Read in March, 2008
Good story, fantastic art. The illustrations are mixed media and include photographs, diagrams of American Sign Language, a math worksheet, and all kinds of other stuff.
I bought this for my goddaughter for her birthday . . . but I hope she doesn't emulate the narrator.
I was startled to see that the author of this book edited The Friend Who Got Away, a collection of essays I am reading right now.
I bought this for my goddaughter for her birthday . . . but I hope she doesn't emulate the narrator.
I was startled to see that the author of this book edited The Friend Who Got Away, a collection of essays I am reading right now.
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Read in December, 2007
recommends it for:
everyone!
Hilarious! When the unrepentant protagonist of this book isn't busy tormenting her little brother by stapling his hair to his pillow and gluing his slippers to the floor, she is being passionate about beavers, so much so that she substitutes them for George Washington in her report. Beavers crossing the Delaware, a beaver on the dollar bill, yes!
Fun mixed-media art just adds to the wacky hijinks.
Fun mixed-media art just adds to the wacky hijinks.
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Read in December, 2007
recommends it for:
School age kids with sibs
Having a two year old in my life that I love like I do, I thought this book may be a real winner (or at least something that may give her a few ideas), but instead it fell quite short. The antics of the little girl in the story weren’t too original and showing her panties to a boy on the playground I found to be a bit cliché. Can’t say I will be buying it for my niece like I intended.
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Read in April, 2008
recommends it for:
K-2
Very funny story about a mischevious young girl who makes BAD choices to staple her brother to his pillow, put a fly in the ice cube tray and to do several things that nobody could possibly have thought to make into rules... until now.
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Read in August, 2007
recommends it for:
Adults
Clever story-line and wonderful graphics grace this interesting picture book. A word of caution: it might give bad ideas to imaginative children. After reading it, adults, the seemingly ill-behavior of your own little darlings will probably not seem quite as bad as this story's protagonist!
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A hilarious story about how a girl gets into all sort of mischief that always ends in her not being able to do that thing anymore. Really cute and funny book I recommend to all kids. The ending's cute too, so make sure your read the whole thing.
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recommends it for: samantha and celeste
cute. anyone with adventurous children should read it. the narrator comically lists things she can't do anymore (staple her brother's hair, walk to school backwards, write reports on beavers...)...
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Read in May, 2008
The Illustrations are rendered in pen and ink and digital media very graphic edging feeling not so sure if it works well in a book for kids. The story was o.k.
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Read in September, 2007
Should be a Caldecott for sure. It's such a cute book about a mischievous girl and all the things she's not allowed to do anymore. Illustrations are great!
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1st-3rd graders
This book is hilarious! Great use of photos of real objects mixed with drawn illustrations; would be good for the Book Voyagers age group JD
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This a great book about having fun and how parents are such a drag sometimes. The pictures are awsome, they are mixed media.
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Read in August, 2007
Extremely funny, great illustrations, and a favorite for all the members of the kids department. One of our go-to recs.
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Read in September, 2007
The protagonist may not be the best example for kids, but she certainly is entertaining.
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Read in February, 2008
Hilarious. The illustrations are wonderful.
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