17 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do Anymore

by Jenny Offill, Nancy Carpenter
17 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do Anymore  
published December 26th 2006 by Schwartz & Wade
binding Hardcover
isbn 0375835962   (isbn13: 9780375835964)
pages 32
description From stapling her brother's hair to the pillow to freezing a dead fly in the ice cube tray, the impish protagonist of 17 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do Anymore ...more
date added
02-27-07



Sign in to Goodreads to see your friends' reviews of 17 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do Anymore.







discuss this book

There are no discussion topics on this book yet. Be the first to start one »




friend reviews (0)

To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up.



lists with this book

This book is not in any lists. Go add it to a list.




other reviews (showing 1-20 of 101)



Skylar
Skylar rated it: 2 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars
03/24/08

bookshelves: childrens
Read in March, 2008
This is a funny story for the PARENT of an impish child, but I found it in the children's section of the library. I would never read this to my child again. It sends a very poor message. It gives her ideas of impish things to do she's never considered doing before -- and she's come up with plenty ideas of her own. But worst of all, it ends with the message that all you have to do is lie and say you're sorry when you're not, and then you can get away with it to do impish things yet again. Certain...more
Like this review?   yes   (2 people liked it)
  1 comments

Maurie
Maurie rated it: 4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars
07/24/08

Read in July, 2008
I loved this book! The illustrator's adorable cover caught my eye and the author's naughty protagonist made me buy it. I hear a bit of controversy surrounding the child's behavior and the fact that the book ends with her seeming to "get away" with her latest trouble, but I think the rest of the book sets up nicely that for each action there is a consequence. As the parent of a "think-later" daughter who takes each rule I make completely literally so she can find a way arou...more
Like this review?   yes  
  add a comment

BabyHippoFace
BabyHippoFace rated it: 4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars
02/22/08

bookshelves: humor, kids--picture-books
An impish little girl shares 17 things she has been forbidden to do again, including stapling her brother’s hair to his pillow, setting Joey Whipple on fire, and running away “to live with the kind and happy beavers.” The first-person narrative sparks with mischief and is perfectly matched in tone by the illustrations, which shine: each spread has texture resulting from Carpenter’s creative blend of painting, collage, and digital backgrounds. This absolutely charming book will elicit ch...more
Like this review?   yes  
  add a comment

Molly
Molly rated it: 4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars
08/13/07

bookshelves: picture-books
I feel sort of mixed about this book. I really love the illustrations, and the story is pretty hilarious. It's not that I would worry that little ones would try to emulate the ridiculous mischief the character makes throughout the story; it's the tone upon which the story ends. The idea at the end is that she says she's sorry, but only because that's what her mom wants to hear; the stapler in her hand indicates that she's not about to stop doing whatever she wants. I just feel mixed. Any ot...more
Like this review?   yes  
  1 comments

Terri
Terri rated it: 4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars
03/31/08

Read in July, 2007
recommends it for: primary and intermediate grades
A mischievous young girl recounts a simple list of the seventeen things adults forbid her to do anymore. The writing is crisp and concise, but it is the multimedia illustrations that truly make this picture book. The list itself is the epitome of understatement (e.g. "I am not allowed to use the stapler anymore," or "I am not allowed to do reports on beavers anymore"), but readers will laugh out loud as they examine the detailed illustrations that show exactly why these thing
Like this review?   yes  
  add a comment

Sarah
Sarah rated it: 4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars
01/25/08

bookshelves: children-s
Read in January, 2008
This is another book I didn't pick up until I was reading it to a boy I babysit.

It's funny. But its funny for the adult reading the story, not so much the child who is hearing it. A lot of the subtle jokes were lost on Ryan and the ending is nearly impossible for a two year old to understand.

I had to explain to him that she was lying in the story and that she wasn't really sorry and he just couldn't understand. So this is a book better suited to older kids.
Like this review?   yes  
  add a comment

Kirsti
Kirsti rated it: 5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
03/09/08

bookshelves: arts-and-photography, children-s, fiction, mayhem
Read in March, 2008
Good story, fantastic art. The illustrations are mixed media and include photographs, diagrams of American Sign Language, a math worksheet, and all kinds of other stuff.

I bought this for my goddaughter for her birthday . . . but I hope she doesn't emulate the narrator.

I was startled to see that the author of this book edited The Friend Who Got Away, a collection of essays I am reading right now.
Like this review?   yes  
  add a comment

Jackie
Jackie rated it: 5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
12/14/07

bookshelves: childrensbooks, favorites, humor, picturebooks
Read in December, 2007
recommends it for: everyone!
Hilarious! When the unrepentant protagonist of this book isn't busy tormenting her little brother by stapling his hair to his pillow and gluing his slippers to the floor, she is being passionate about beavers, so much so that she substitutes them for George Washington in her report. Beavers crossing the Delaware, a beaver on the dollar bill, yes!
Fun mixed-media art just adds to the wacky hijinks.
Like this review?   yes  
  add a comment

Phyllis
Phyllis rated it: 2 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars
01/01/08

bookshelves: childrens_books
Read in December, 2007
recommends it for: School age kids with sibs
Having a two year old in my life that I love like I do, I thought this book may be a real winner (or at least something that may give her a few ideas), but instead it fell quite short. The antics of the little girl in the story weren’t too original and showing her panties to a boy on the playground I found to be a bit cliché. Can’t say I will be buying it for my niece like I intended.
Like this review?   yes  
  2 comments

Kate Hastings
Kate Hastings rated it: 4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars
04/24/08

bookshelves: picturebooks4elem
Read in April, 2008
recommends it for: K-2
Very funny story about a mischevious young girl who makes BAD choices to staple her brother to his pillow, put a fly in the ice cube tray and to do several things that nobody could possibly have thought to make into rules... until now.
Like this review?   yes   (1 person liked it)
  1 comments

Liz
Liz rated it: 4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars
05/28/08

recommends it for: children, parents
I found this book at the library last week. It is such a funny tongue in cheek story about a young girl and the 17 things she is not allowed to do anymore. The kids all enjoyed it, and I just hope that no one wakes up with their hair stapled to their pillow or their feet glued to the floor. :)
Like this review?   yes  
  add a comment

Charlotte
Charlotte rated it: 5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
08/06/07

Read in August, 2007
recommends it for: Adults
Clever story-line and wonderful graphics grace this interesting picture book. A word of caution: it might give bad ideas to imaginative children. After reading it, adults, the seemingly ill-behavior of your own little darlings will probably not seem quite as bad as this story's protagonist!
Like this review?   yes  
  add a comment

Snowman
Snowman rated it: 5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
12/12/07

bookshelves: happy-books
recommends it for: kids
A hilarious story about how a girl gets into all sort of mischief that always ends in her not being able to do that thing anymore. Really cute and funny book I recommend to all kids. The ending's cute too, so make sure your read the whole thing.
Like this review?   yes  
  add a comment

Stephanie
Stephanie rated it: 4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars
02/13/08

recommended to Stephanie by: peggy sharp (peggysharp.com)
recommends it for: samantha and celeste
cute. anyone with adventurous children should read it. the narrator comically lists things she can't do anymore (staple her brother's hair, walk to school backwards, write reports on beavers...)...
Like this review?   yes  
  1 comments

Sarah
Sarah rated it: 3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars
06/05/08

bookshelves: children-s-lit
A humorous account of a child's interpretation of parental guidelines. This book proves that parents can never cover everything when telling their children what not to do.
Like this review?   yes  
  add a comment

Amber
Amber rated it: 2 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars
05/13/08

bookshelves: children-books
Read in May, 2008
The Illustrations are rendered in pen and ink and digital media very graphic edging feeling not so sure if it works well in a book for kids. The story was o.k.
Like this review?   yes  
  add a comment

Rachel
Rachel rated it: 5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
09/29/07

bookshelves: picturebooks
Read in September, 2007
Should be a Caldecott for sure. It's such a cute book about a mischievous girl and all the things she's not allowed to do anymore. Illustrations are great!
Like this review?   yes  
  add a comment

Youth
Youth rated it: 5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
11/18/07

bookshelves: picturebooks
recommends it for: 1st-3rd graders
This book is hilarious! Great use of photos of real objects mixed with drawn illustrations; would be good for the Book Voyagers age group JD
Like this review?   yes  
  add a comment

I Want Another pill. Nurse!
02/13/08

bookshelves: kids
This a great book about having fun and how parents are such a drag sometimes. The pictures are awsome, they are mixed media.
Like this review?   yes  
  1 comments

Chelsea
Chelsea rated it: 5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars
11/14/07

bookshelves: 2007, childrens, humor, picturebooks
Read in August, 2007
Extremely funny, great illustrations, and a favorite for all the members of the kids department. One of our go-to recs.
Like this review?   yes  
  add a comment


« previous 1 3 4 5 6



book data (includes all editions)

avg rating (all editions): 4.04 (76 ratings)
avg rating (this edition): 4.04 (76 ratings)
number of reviews: 25






other editions

17 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do Anymore (Library Binding)