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Do Shut Up, Mister Simms

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For Mister Simms, it’s not so much waiting for the other shoe to drop as hoping that it kills him when it hits.

While Captain Ramos is away, Mister Simms is in charge of her crew, much to his dismay. He desperately hopes for a boring time until her return. He hopes in vain.

When one of the crew is captured, it’s boring old Simms to the rescue—if he’s equal to the task. Then
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ebook, 51 pages
Published November 1st 2013 by Musa Publishing (first published October 30th 2013)
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Just A. Bean
Sep 17, 2016 Just A. Bean rated it really liked it
Shelves: fantasy, lgbt
Absolutely charming novella about the dashing steampunk captain's stalwart right hand man, and the adventures he really doesn't want to be having, especially not with his captain's love interest (entirely incidentally, the captain and the love interest are both women). Very funny and enjoyable. Unfortunately it's the last in a series and while it reads fine on its own, I can't seem to find the rest of the series anywhere. I gather the publisher went under.
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Jan 22, 2014 Oracleofdoom rated it it was amazing
This is the fifth installment in this series of novellas, generally revolving around the infamous pirate, Captain Ramos, although that character does not appear in this particular novella. If you have not read any of these, I recommend starting with Murder on the Titania.

As one might guess, this story features Mister Simms, Ramos's much grumpier sidekick. Indeed, he seems so pessimistic to start with that he was starting to remind me of Eeyore. Despite Mister Simm's tendency to expect the worst
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Rachael Acks is a writer, geologist, and sharp-dressed sir. In addition to her steampunk novella series from Musa Publishing, she's had short stories in Strange Horizons, Crossed Genres, Daily Science Fiction, Lightspeed, and more. She's also written scripts for Six to Start and Toska Productions. Rachael lives in Houston (where she lifts weights, drinks tea, and twirls her ever so dapper ...more
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