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No One Likes A Fat Vampire

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It’s tough being fat; it’s even tougher being a fat vampire. Once you’ve been turned, you’re stuck with the body you’ve got for all eternity; the classic vampire deathstyle, with its elegantly tailored clothes and throngs of willing, waiting, winsome victims, is forever beyond your reach. At least, that’s what Luis, a morbidly obese Colombian vampire, has always heard. ...more
Kindle Edition, 41 pages
Published October 25th 2013 by Smithcraft Press
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Adam Tritt
Oct 28, 2013 Adam Tritt rated it it was amazing
I do not ever ever ever read vampire books. I don't like fantasy novels. And I don't like books that easily straddle YA and adult. And this book does all three. But I loved it!

Witty, engaging, intelligent, well-written mesh of fantasy and social satire, this book, this first in a series, will absolutely have me looking forward to reading the rest.

How dare Martinez make me like a vampire!
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