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Hi, I’m Ellie, and I can’t put a foot right when it comes to relationships. My latest break-up had to rank amongst the world’s worst ever, and a week later I lost my job. So when my expat Gran, who lives in France, had a stroke I couldn’t leave the UK quick enough to come and look after her while she convalesced. In fact, we both did some recovering and I’m ready to face ...more
(first published October 20th 2013)
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Ellie Orchard (her mum spelt Orchid wrong on the birth certificate) Lee is ready to face the world again after a bad break-up and then a stint of nursing her convalescing gran, her only relative, who lives in France. Encouraged by Gran and her best friend Shelley, Ellie heads off to a Halloween Fancy Dress party, seriously overdressed as a werewolf. Halloween sluts are the order of the day. Short story shorter, she persuades a handsome vampire to dance with her and once she's pulled off her mask ...more