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The Burglar Who Liked to Quote Kipling (Bernie Rhodenbarr #3)

3.8 of 5 stars 3.80  ·  rating details  ·  1,752 ratings  ·  88 reviews
The third original mystery starring bookseller-cum-burglar Bernie Rhodenbarr. Bernie has just made the transition to a new way of life: he's bough the Banrgat bookshop in Greenwich Village. So when the opportunity to do a little burgling with a literary bent comes his way, Bernie can't refuse. Who better than Bernie to steal the manuscript of a lost Kipling poem?
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Published November 1st 1998 by Recorded Books, Inc. (first published 1979)
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Bernie the Burglar has retired. He's now selling antiquarian books. Don't we all dream of that kind of retirement? Only Bernie isn't pushing the business as much as he might, Bernie is still keeping his fingers gloved and on the look out for something fun to burgle. Enter a Rudyard Kipling enthusiast with a decidedly juicy proposition and Bernie's burglar tools are packed and ready to go, breathing holes cut in the palms of his rubber gloves.

The format is much as previous (and almost certainly f
Jun 02, 2012 Mike rated it 3 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Anyone
Following the pattern laid down by our forefathers in the late 18th century, Mr. Block gives us another installment in clever writing and plotting. When I stumble upon a book that I like I usually try to go back to the start (or earliest available volume) and then read forward. I enjoy watching how the author and, if a series, characters develop over time. For some reason I jumbled up the order reading this story after a much later one ("The Burglar Who Studied Spinoza").

In a way it was a lucky
Book 3 in the Bernie Rhodenbarr series. Mind-candy reads. This is the second in series I have read. Despite the main character's on-again/off-again profession as a talented burglar, Block is able to make Bernie likable and sympathetic. The tone of Block's books are humorous and lighthearted. Bernie finds himself in serious scrapes resulting from his life of crime - such as becoming a murder suspect (more than once). A bright and literate burglar, he manages with the help of friends he develops a ...more
This was my favorite book of the series so far,funnier then ever with lines like

“Wonderful. I can play it safe by sitting in a stolen car parked at a bus stop. Why don’t I just wait in the subway? I could cling to the third rail for security.”

Fictional Kipling poems " The Deliverance of Fort Bucklow" drives the story but it's all Bernie and Carolyn thatdrive the fun with excellent dialogue and a complicated mystery just perfect for a book lover.

Norton Stone
I love a quick read, and I love good crime that demonstrates an author's grasp of history. Block puts enough real or potentially real stuff in to create interest in an unsurprising conclusion. I feel the Block template has periods where you know he is withholding information because disclosing it would mess with the summing up. The ending is very Agatha, but why not, the formula works. I like Blocks descriptions and the effortless pace. Romance for men.
John Stewart
Like eating a box of Dove bars while you're supposed to be on a diet. Not much nutritional value but sure is fun.
FINALLY a woman that Bernie can't seduce - I LOVE YOU CAROLINE, you great big lezzie you!

Honestly the best book I've read about Bernie, because there was no sex. Seriously. Sure, it was about books, and mistaken identity, and frame-ups, and a really nicely convoluted plot that Bern unravels at the end for us, but really I'm just so relieved that I didn't have to hear him smoove talk his way into yet another crotch. THANK YOU. And I loved their friendship and crime-solving partnership and possib
Neil Campbell
Lawrence Block is fun to read for his rendering of eccentricities through the eyes of bookstore owner and recovering ex-con burglar named Bernie Rhodenbarr. There is a wealth of upper class ideology filtered through the middle to low class Bernie the burglar. Bernie feels more at home among the social elitists than he does among his given class of cohorts. He does, however haphazardly, manage a relationship with a dog grooming lesbian named Carolyn who has no dogs but loves cats instead. Quirky ...more
The Burglar who liked to Quote Kipling Lawrence Block Fiction B Quirky thriller/mystery - a series featuring Bernie Rhodenbarr - the Burglar.He has an amusing turn of phrase and dialogue. Lightweight read. Good Plane/Bus/Train trip fodder. Registered it with and set it on it's way.
Cute but definitely shows its age (written in 1979). One thing worth noting and praising is that Bernie's partner in crime is a fully out lesbian and is portrayed in a realistic and positive light, quite ahead of its time.

I did like this one well enough to request Book 1 from the library, though.
Oct 23, 2014 Jim marked it as could-not-finish  ·  review of another edition
I'm not going to rate this because I didn't finish it. This is the 3d in the series & I knew what was going to happen before it did. It's not really any different than either of the other 2 books. Too similar to bother listening to now. Maybe in a year or two...
Block dabbles in a lot of different mystery sub-genres with great success, but if I'm being honest, Bernie's likely to remain my favorite by a nose. They're comic without being goofy, and the tone of their puzzles puts me in mind of top-form Christie.
Did you think I was joking when I said I plan to read all the books in the series featuring professional burglar Bernie Rhodenbarr? Oh, ye of little faith! This is No. 3, and while I may take a break and knock off something a bit different for my next book, I fully intend to be true to my word. The books are just that good.

In this one, Bernie has put burglary on the back burner (well, for the most part), focusing instead on running a used bookstore he's purchased in Greenwich Village. When a boo
Dave Williams
It's a formulaic mystery novel, but a very entertaining one. Block has a way with the dark humor.
Terrific read. I pick up every one of these I can find.
I love these mysteries. Very humerous.
1979 - Bernie Rhodenbarr #3.
Feb 26, 2011 Anthony rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Anthony by: Orson Scott Card, Joseph Pittman
Shelves: mystery
I've read a few Block short stories and one early novel reprinted by Hard Case Crime (Killing Castro). Several people have recommended his Bernie Rhodenbarr mysteries to me (I had to ask on Facebook who those several people were, and the answer was my brother Jon, friend/author Joseph Pittman, and author Orson Scott Card. Not a bad set of recommendations, there.) so when I saw this one sitting on the "read and return" shelf in the Country Inn, I had to grab it. I'm glad I decided to read it soon ...more
Matt Allen
First, let me say, three books into this series, I don't find Bernie Rhodenbarr nearly as funny as the majority of reviews and blurbs. Clever, yes, but the humor can be a little cutesy.

That said, these Burglar books are definitely enjoyable and Block is still Block.

The Burglar Who Like to Quote Kipling was a serviceable mystery. That's the best word for it and I kept coming back to that. I enjoyed the time I spent with it, it did its job, it introduced some interesting characters, but it fell
Bernie is once again in the deep after breaking and entering to steal a book. And of course there is another body that he has to contend with. Good thing he has Caroline, the lesbian dog groomer, to be his partner in crime.

Another easy burglar book to read. The ending was a bit complicated. Although it made perfect sense I had to take a few minutes to think it through. Could have been presented a bit differently. But a satisfying ending none the less.
James Fearn
Nice casual read. This was the Nero Award winner in 1979.

The Burglar, main character, and he is a character, is a man by the name of Bernie Rhodenbarr who owns a bookstore. In public life he is no longer a burglar, but those close to him know better. He gets wrapped up in a caper which leads to the demise of the murder victim, an unknown or little known lady. He cannot go to the police because he is framed and so ventures with the help of his friend to find the murderer and free his already defa
Tammi Whitcomb
The first two books in this series were charming as hell, if a bit dated. Enough so that I bought book two and three immediately after finishing the first one. This one lost me though. The dialog was annoying and the ending was almost verbatim to the second book. Disappointing. I'm interested in the rest of the series, but not enough to purchase them right away.
An earlier Burglar book. Some readers may be annoyed by the way that Bernie Rhodenbarr does not share everything he knows with the readers--but I don't mind it. I read these for the fun and witty dialog rather than the plot.
Our "gentleman burglar" Bernie has become legitimate, buying a used bookstore. Of course, bookstores are not always financial bonanzas. When he supplements his cash flow with a "job", he ends up accused of murder, yet again.
Bernie Rhodenbarr and his gang are the most likeable and laugh out loud funny since the "Gang that Couldn't Shoot Straight" All the books in this series are good fun to read.
Once again our intrepid Burglar has to become a Detective and solve the Who-Done-It. And once again he has to do it while dodging the Police who think that he killed someone. This book introduces the Used Book Store cover and his Dog Grooming Sidekick.

Not your usual mystery by any stretch, the how it is solved and what clues are used to bring about the return of normality and something resembling justice are secondary to the mad cap romp of watching a Burglar going about trying to prove that he
I found this one a bit formulaic in comparison to the first 2. But I did like the idea behind the story and I did chuckle a few times. Unfortunately I've now cast Bill Nighy as Bernie in my head which I suspect changes the character somewhat. An easy and amusing read.
Steven Vaughan-Nichols
OK, I confess. I have to read all these novels now. They're just great fun, mystery romps and I'm glad to have found them.
Okay, compared to the rest of the series which I like a lot.
These mystery novels by Lawrence Block featuring Bernie Rhodenbarr, a burglar cum bookseller, are always funny. You can very much see the influence of Rex Stout's Nero Wolfe novels, with the wry narrator and final gathering of the suspects to solve the crime. Each one is very like the other, Bernie being wrongly accused of a crime, but not being able to prove that he didn't do it, because at that time he was burgling, and that's not a very good alibi - if you admit to that, you'll go to jail any ...more
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Received the Shamus Award, "The Eye" (Lifetime achievment award) in 2002.

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I'm told every good author website needs a bio, so here's mine:

"Lawrence Block's novels range from the urban noir of Matthew Scudder (A Drop of the Hard Stuff) to the urbane effervescence of Bernie Rhodenbarr (The Burglar on the Prowl), while other characters include the globe-trotting insomniac Evan Tanne
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The Sins of the Fathers (Matthew Scudder, #1) Eight Million Ways to Die (Matthew Scudder, #5) Hit Man (Keller, #1) When the Sacred Ginmill Closes (Matthew Scudder, #6) Burglars Can't Be Choosers (Bernie Rhodenbarr, #1)

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