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When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

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In this collection of his funniest and most outrageous newspaper columns, irreverent, opinionated Lewis Grizzard gets down to the serious business of humor and everybody comes away laughing. Nothing is sacred, not even himself: "I figure I have spent five minutes every morning for the past five years blow-drying my hair. That is six days of my life spent with Flash Gordon' ...more
Mass Market Paperback, 10 pages
Published December 13th 1988 by Ballantine Books (first published 1987)
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Paul Pessolano
“When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?” by Lewis Grizzard, published by Villard Books.

Category – Humor Publication Date – October 01, 1987.

I am now on my third Lewis Grizzard book this month and I wait anxiously to reading the next one. Although Lewis Grizzard passed away in 1994 at the age of 47 his material, though dated, is still funny and in some cases still appropriate. He touches on every subject, mostly Southern humor, and does not shy away from sensitive i

Funny at times. Not what I was looking for. This appears to be a collection of his newspaper column papers and not an actual written book.
He wasn't quite as funny as I remember. Still, not bad for a 50 cent library purchase.
Funny - as his writings usually were. Loved his humor.
Russell L
Many short stories with good humor and nostalgia
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American writer and humorist, known for his Southern demeanor and commentary on the American South. Although he spent his early career as a newspaper sports writer and editor, becoming the sports editor of the Atlanta Journal at age 23, he is much better known for his humorous newspaper columns in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. He was also a popular stand-up comedian & lecturer.

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