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Safe at Home

4.17  ·  Rating Details ·  6 Ratings  ·  2 Reviews
When I take communion (ritualized cannibalism) tears come to my eyes. This happens because during that rite I remember that the two thousand year old man (sorry Mel Brooks) whom I believe (in some way I can't explain) to be the Son of God (Whom I also can't explain) instructed His followers (one of whom I have become) to symbolically drink His blood (sorry Bela Lugosi) and ...more
Paperback, 244 pages
Published June 13th 2013 by Balboa Press
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Bill Krieger
This is my third Bean book, and they are all very similar: honest, touching memoirs from Orson Bean's amazing, long career and life. His stories are quirky, quaint, positive and interesting to read.


"What do you want?" he asked

"I'm a comic." The man stared at me, taking in my crew cut and the suit I was wearing.

"Say something funny."

"Belly button."

There was a long pause The man looked at me. A faint smile came over his face. Then he said, "I'm short an act tonight. Come by at ten and I'
May 04, 2014 Rick rated it it was amazing
Loved this book. Regarding his visit with Jesus, Bean's either nuts or wonderfully blessed. Either way, it's a fascinating read. Glad he's found peace in life.
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