false http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1188560774m/1802397.jpg 1802397 1 Idjit Galoot has a problem. He escaped from his master's house for a brief romp around town, seeking out easy targets such as bitches in heat, fresh roadkill and unguarded garbage cans. When he returns to his house, the aged basset hound discovers that his master has packed up their belongings and moved to Florida without him. "Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed" is the story of Idjit Galoot's ne'er do well owner and his efforts to work his way back to the dog that he loves. Along the way, Idjit's owner encounters Christian terrorists, swamp-dwelling taxidermists, carnies, a b-list poopie-groupie, bluesmen on the run from a trickster deity, and the Florida Skunk Ape. 1801582 1 8 2007 Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed total:199|5:79|4:68|3:41|2:8|1:3| 199 809 1331 101 4 13 false false Tue Apr 01 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Sun May 18 22:34:57 -0700 2008 Sun May 18 22:36:17 -0700 2008 more...]]> 5 8 false false Thu Sep 25 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Tue Sep 09 11:06:00 -0700 2008 Thu Sep 25 18:25:48 -0700 2008
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Written By: Lance Carbuncle
Published By: Lance Carbuncle (VBW, Self-Published), Tampa, Florida, 2007, 267 pages, paperback, ISBN 978-1-60264-043-6

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When you see a title like "Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed", you're almost afraid to read the book. Afraid that the story might live up to the somewhat revolting imagery that its title implies. ...more...]]> 5 3 true false Mon Aug 18 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Tue Aug 19 20:45:55 -0700 2008 Tue Aug 19 20:54:19 -0700 2008 more...]]> 5 3 false false Mon Feb 04 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Sat Mar 22 10:22:58 -0700 2008 Sat Mar 22 10:39:54 -0700 2008 more...]]> 5 3 false false Sun Aug 17 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Tue Aug 19 19:52:50 -0700 2008 Tue Aug 19 19:54:26 -0700 2008 more...]]> 5 2 false false Fri Jun 06 09:30:17 -0700 2008 Tue Jun 10 08:03:01 -0700 2008
Wow!!! This is a whole lotta messiness with no cleanliness in sight. I loved it!!!! It reminded me of the 70's when my brother and cousins used to get f*&%$# up. They had adventures such as this, but I never believed them. Who knew that things could get that bad. I...more...]]> 5 2 false false Tue Jun 17 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Thu Jun 26 07:22:55 -0700 2008 Thu Jun 26 07:52:53 -0700 2008 more...]]> 5 2 false false Fri Nov 07 18:36:09 -0800 2008 Sat Oct 25 12:20:38 -0700 2008 Fri Nov 07 18:36:09 -0800 2008 uno
Fortunately, I like sick twisted humor.

With nimble word-speak and a gift for the ridiculous, the aptly named L...more...]]> 5 2 false false Mon Oct 01 00:00:00 -0700 2007 Sun Dec 02 20:44:13 -0800 2007 Sun Dec 02 20:56:12 -0800 2007 One day I had a myspace friend request from an author promoting his self published novel via la internet. I was highly intrigued from the title of said book alone, THEN it turns out the story is FANTASTIC, Sr. Carbuncle seems to be an überswell guy, and now I am on a mission to r...more...]]> 5 2 false false Tue Sep 09 06:48:15 -0700 2008 Tue Sep 09 06:51:15 -0700 2008 more...]]> 5 2 false false Mon Jan 14 20:03:17 -0800 2008 Fri Apr 18 17:01:23 -0700 2008 more...]]> 4 2 false false Sun Jan 25 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Tue Jan 13 01:01:20 -0800 2009 Mon Feb 23 03:03:42 -0800 2009
Because (i) the pet only appears in dreams, (ii) the pet (sometimes) speaks in a scottish accent and (iii) for the ...more...]]> 5 2 false false Fri Jul 11 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Sun Jul 13 21:57:46 -0700 2008 Sun Jul 13 22:02:01 -0700 2008 We should all be so lucky as to stumble across such colorful characters!]]> 0 2 false false Mon Dec 31 00:36:10 -0800 2007 Mon Dec 31 00:37:28 -0800 2007 On the Road as seen through the prism of a carnival sideshow."]]> 5 2 false false Tue Aug 26 13:10:56 -0700 2008 Mon Jan 28 10:51:18 -0800 2008 Tue Aug 26 13:10:56 -0700 2008
A highly irreverent, troubling, hilarious, vocabulary boosting, road trip, carnivale, extravaganza... To keep it short and sweet: Excellent!
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