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A Highly Unlikely Scenario, or a Neetsa Pizza Employee's Guide to Saving the World

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In the not-too-distant future, competing giant fast food factions rule the world. Leonard works for Neetsa Pizza, the Pythagorean pizza chain, in a lonely but highly surveilled home office, answering calls on his complaints hotline. It’s a boring job, but he likes it—there’s a set answer for every scenario, and he never has to leave the house. Except then he starts getting ...more
Paperback, 256 pages
Published January 14th 2014 by Melville House (first published January 1st 2014)
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KWinks
Did you ever have a friend who was SO EXCITED to tell you about this WILD dream she had the night before and you listen, patiently, as she begins to describe it? You quickly realize that it just goes on and on and has no point. Some of it is interesting, most of it makes no sense, and quite a bit is just plain repetition (Felix has a red afro!).

Yeah, that is this book.

I wanted to like it, and for the most part- I liked Leonard. I wanted to see Leonard bust out of the white room. I got what I wa
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Jeffrey Grant
Satire and parody are forms of humor that rely heavily on the audience’s knowledge of the original subject matter. Spaceballs isn’t as amusing if you haven’t seen Star Wars, you miss a lot from John Scalzi’s Redshirts if you’re not familiar with Star Trek, and many of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld books are laden with in-jokes that only those well-versed in fantasy will understand. For a more specific example, in Douglas Adams’ Hitchhiker’s book, most US readers totally missed that the character F ...more
ester
Rachel Cantor’s blast of a debut novel, A Highly Unlikely Scenario (Melville House), is one of the more efficient Literary Pleasure Delivery Systems available so far in 2014, and also one of the more manic. It is highbrow science fiction at top speed, full of sharp turns, even sharper turns-of-phrase, and herring jokes. Cantor does not pause for quotation marks, let alone exposition; the unrelenting pace makes for an occasionally overwhelming reading experience, but one that remains enjoyable al ...more
LibraryReads
“Leonard works for Neetsa Pizza, a Pythagorean pizza chain, in the near-ish future. His job is to take calls, listen to complaints and help his customers achieve maximum pizza happiness. His employee manual gives him an answer for every scenario–until he gets a call from Marco, who seems to be calling from another time or space. Think of Terry Pratchett crossed with Douglas Adams.”

Jane Jorgenson, Madison Public Library, Madison, WI
Fantasy Literature
When I distill down my responses to Rachel Cantor’s debut novel, A Highly Unlikely Scenario, or; a Neetsa Pizza Employee’s Guide to Saving the World, I find that what moved me the most profoundly was the main character, Leonard’s, relationship with his nephew, Felix. Leonard’s connection to his now-dead grandfather is important, and Sally the neo-Baconian librarian... Read More: http://www.fantasyliterature.com/revi...
Julie
There were parts of this book that were quite interesting, and moments of dialogue or scenes that were engaging. However, the issue that prevails in this book is that the author never creates a universe that is understandable and relateable. Individual concepts which would be inventive on their own, such as a world where fast-food restaurants dominate society, a child who can freeze time, or technological advances such as a house identity scrambler, are thrown together with such frequency that n ...more
Laura
The tone and narrative this book was excellent. I find myself endeared with the characters and reading usually defined what happens next. However for speculative fiction book I found world building to be less than adequate.

Like so many great speculative fiction writers, the author does not give a background to the alternative world, but there tells it and drips and drabs through allusions made to it throughout the book. Unlike Atwood and Adams, however, this world is not fully fleshed out using
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Meredith
Um...okay...?
This book has heart, and quirky brains too. Jewish mysticism and history of science, along with a well-developed future world and charmingly oddball characters. It's a sort of just-go-with-the-flow book. Energetic and open-faced, absurd. If in the end it didn't quite coalesce, at least it gave me some chuckles and precious moments along the way.
Damond
This is an incredibly quirky, complex, quick-read sci-fi satire. Don't let the overly simplistic description on the back fool you. This novel delves deep into ancient philosophers/ies, Jewish mysticism, medieval history and historical figures, all of which is set in a future where governments have been replaced by corporations and religions replaced by philosophies.

Leonard lives with his neo-Maoist sister Carol and his nephew Felix, and he hasn't really gone out into the world in over five years
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Catherine Heloise
I loved the premise of this book - and really, a title like that is far too brilliant to pass up - but the book didn't really work for me. It was clear that the author was writing on more than one level, but I never did quite figure out what the second layer was, and a lot of the humour seemed to rely on knowledge or cultural understanding that I lacked.

I did enjoy the characters, and the various philosophically-affiliated fast food chains (the Cathars' rather unsuccessful, and ultimately self-d
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Jon
Mar 04, 2014 Jon added it
Recommended to Jon by: KCPL Adult Winter 2014 Read
Alan
Nov 12, 2014 Alan rated it 3 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: Beautiful mystics and fast-food addicts
Recommended to Alan by: The pizza-delivery guy
Nothing is more fun than starting a sentence not knowing how it will end.
—An Interview with the Author, p.244

As you might expect from the above, A Highly Unlikely Scenario by Rachel Cantor (or, to use its full name, A Highly Unlikely Scenario: Or, a Neetsa Pizza Employee's Guide to Saving the World) is something of a hot mess. Most of its sentences seem to have been started without knowing where they would end. Absurd rather than comedic, this short novel brings us relatively few laughs but an e
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Anmiryam
From my blog: http://myoverstuffed-shelves.blogspot...

Imagine living in a world where the food you eat is intrinsically linked to your ideological and philosophical affiliation?

Oh, right, we already live in that world. We buy organic and local. We pursue kale recipes with ardor, avoid carbs, or meat, or fat, or gluten, or dairy depending on what we think we should or shouldn't be eating.* That is, if we are economically privileged enough to be in a position to choose.

I don't mean to get sidetrac
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lisa
I wanted to read this book because of two phrases on the back cover: "woman librarian" and "anarchist book group". I'm not a fan of science fiction, but I thought I would take a chance based on those phrases. After twenty pages I was disgusted with the plot, and there were no librarians or book groups. After fifty pages I was completely fed up, and there were STILL no librarians or book groups. I skipped to the end, which made no sense to me, but neither did the beginning of this story. I have a ...more
Jennifer D
ummm... that was strange. it was weird and quirky, which isn't generally a problem with me. but i found it really clunky - the read did not flow well for me. and i felt a bit poorly-informed at some moments -- like some sort of insider or background knowledge was needed (jewish mysticism, for example), and i just wasn't in on the jokes/satire. having worked in a customer service call centre, many years ago, so that idea was very familiar to me. heh! sigh. but overall, the book is a bit of a hot ...more
Andrew Lee
Set in a mildly dystopian future in which fast-food companies rule the world and various ideologies have banded together in cult-like groups, the story focuses on Leonard, a hapless telephone operator fielding complaint calls to Neetsa Pizza, who along with his family is pulled into a world of dangerous cabals, mystical connections, and time travel when he somehow makes contact with the 14th century explorer Marco Polo on the phone.

The story is framed by regular references to the Kabbalah, in te
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Ross Nelson
Have read the initial premise of the book, I was intrigued and it sounded fun. And it is, it's got an imaginative idea and some clever, whimsical touches. A quarter of the way through the book, I was hooked and expected it to go deeper. It didn't.

For all the knowledge it touches on (Roger Bacon, the Kabbalah, Marco Polo), it never goes beyond the surface (In fact there are chunks that simply read like Wikipedia entries), and the relationships between the characters stays at the basic Nancy Drew/
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David Harris
Leonard is a complaints handler for Neetsa Pizza, a Pythagorean pizza company. In a world where everything is recognisable, but a bit different (money is always "lucre"; clothes are "togs"; everyone has an Afro and rival philosophies - latter day Baconians, Heraclitans, Whiggs - jostle for power through their fast food chains) we are still, it seems, cursed with a Leader... ( whose Chipmunk Patrol carry Justice Sticks).

So Leonard sits all night in his White Room, listening to irate customers and
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Tia
Really enjoyed the premise behind the book. It was a quirky and a bit goofy, which was a nice reprieve from my most recent reads (think thousand-page, dust-covered classics) that were a bit more serious. I also really enjoy comedic sci-fi, so this book definitely fell into my kind of genre.

The idea of food being linked with different philosophical groups was something I've never seen before, so I enjoyed the novelty of it - it reminded me of satrical, light-hearted twist on something like Paulo
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Danika
Feb 11, 2014 Danika marked it as to-read
Notes on why I want to read this:
"Leonard is a complaints guy for a national Pythagorean pizza chain. In his world, Whigs, Heraclitans, and other ideologues seek converts through proprietary fast-food chains; Catharites and armed followers of the thirteenth-century scientist and friar Roger Bacon engage in bitter battle to claim the untranslatable Voynich manuscript; and all are vaguely under threat by a neo-Maoist movement that’s trying to radicalize the middle classes."
YES PLEASE. I am a huge
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Natasha
What a fun quirky adventure. Great to read when you want to read something that simply a fun ride rather than someones somber magnum opus.
David
My apartment complex's SF group picked this book based on a short description saying it had a future society dominated by fast food chains, and a pizza chain employee saves the world. It left the impression of a dystopia written with wacky aspects.

The actual book is more fantasy revolving around Jewish mysticism. (That might appeal to fantasy readers looking for a different twist.) Personally, I'm not a magical fiction reader. My wife found an extended section at the beginning of the book to be
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Leeswammes
The subtitle of this novel is great fun: Or, A Neetsa Pizza Employee’s Guide to Saving the World. The story itself? I found it rather weird, but in an attractive way.

The idea is fun: a pizza company complaints officer accidentally gets a call from a 13th Century explorer. After the first struggles about going off-script, they start having interesting conversations (well, interesting for them, I was rather confused) and eventually, Leonard is persuaded to leave his safe place and go out in the wo
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Andie
Do you crave a dystopian landscape, but just can’t handle another all-out blood bath? Maybe something with humor and heart – generally that would be followed by a hearty “Good luck.” However, Rachel Cantor’s “A Highly Unlikely Scenario,” actually answers this request, and manages to please those who crave Sci-Fi without a healthy dose of nightmare.

This tale launches the reader into a near-future where the fast-food giants rule the political and spiritual realms. Yes, I promise I said “in the fut
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Lisa
This is the strangest book I have ever read. At once it seems like the most outlandish dream you might imagine and at the same time like you might be having a bad drug trip.
It is the story of a society in which fast food franchises rule under a all knowing, all seeing eye referred to as The Leader. The main character is Leonard who works for Neetsa Pizza as a listener for customers who are unhappy. If only the belief that everything can be solved with Pizza were true! The book is in part a time
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Kris
It has been a delight to repeat the phrase, Neetsa Pizza, to my friends and co-workers who ask me about the book. This is a quirky book with interesting characters but I had a hard time with the plot. I felt like was reading forever without any inkling of where the book was going. We have Leonard who works as customer service support for Neetsa Pizza, his nephew Felix has his own special powers, Felix's mother Carol who says she's going to her book club but is really partaking in riots and halfw ...more
Katilyn
A Highly Unlikely Scenario by Rachel Cantor is just what it bills itself to be, highly unlikely. And there is nothing wrong with that premise. The author sets up a near future that is intriguing and at times well thought out. But other times, it is not. The world that the reader is introduced to at the beginning of this book has potential, but the author doesn't get the time to develop it beyond what is needed for her plot.

She tried to marry two very intriguing ideas: Jewish Mysticism and corpor
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Casey
This book had everything I like: underdogs, unexpected love, time travel and Jewish Mysticism...wait...what?? Seriously, Rachel Cantor brings in some far flung elements and makes it all work. I really enjoyed this book.
Robin
I enjoyed the characters and the story. However, the world and some of the mythology we are introduced to is very unusual. I would have enjoyed reading more about what and why a Pythagorean pizza is and about the corporate entities that have appeared to take over society. The time travel element was interesting as well. It just seemed that a lot of the characters would just do random things for no apparent reason (five minutes of Awesome Karate Kicks). The story just felt a little underdeveloped ...more
Lori L (She Treads Softly)
A Highly Unlikely Scenario is a Recommended highly imaginative comical adventure that veers into time traveling, mysticism, and saving the world. And definitely watch the Neetsa Pizza movie that should be made from A Highly Unlikely Scenario.

In A Highly Unlikely Scenario, or a Neetsa Pizza Employee's Guide to Saving the World by Rachel Cantor we meet Neetsa Pizza employee Leonard who is employed as a listener. A listener listens to complaints over the phone and follows the proscribed script. He
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I am the author of the novel GOOD ON PAPER (coming out from Melville House in January 2016), and the novel A HIGHLY UNLIKELY SCENARIO, OR A NEETSA PIZZA EMPLOYEE'S GUIDE TO SAVING THE WORLD (Melville House 2014).

I live in New York, city of my heart, in the writerly borough of Brooklyn, but have at various points made my home in most U.S. states between Virginia and Vermont. In addition to writing
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