The lowdown on the toughest, sexiest, and beardiest man to ever stalk the earth
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Dec 05, 2011
Buggy
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Opening line: " When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger aired in France, the French surrendered just to be on the safe side."
THE TRUTH ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS is a hilarious collection of over 400 "facts" about the phenomenon know as Chuck Norris. (World's greatest human) I was in tears from laughing so hard while reading this although I'm still at a loss in how to explain why it's so funny? I can however tell you that if you Google Chuck Norris jokes you will get well More...
THE TRUTH ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS is a hilarious collection of over 400 "facts" about the phenomenon know as Chuck Norris. (World's greatest human) I was in tears from laughing so hard while reading this although I'm still at a loss in how to explain why it's so funny? I can however tell you that if you Google Chuck Norris jokes you will get well More...
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Dec 03, 2008
Meg
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As I was reading this at lunch, I hit this one: "Chuck Norris likes his women how he likes his whiskey - 12 years old and all mixed up with coke." Read that one out loud to the coworker T. and the two of us sort of gaped at each other in sheer "wow, they did that, huh?"
There are some duds in here, but I'd say 75-80% made me at least smile/chuckle.
There are some duds in here, but I'd say 75-80% made me at least smile/chuckle.
Nov 15, 2009
Gabriel
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This book is a book full of facts about Chuck Norris. It describes what it is like to be him. the book is a fun fictional biography of Chuck Norris.
This book said that he occasionally called the power rangers to say hi. This connects to when I was little and I used to watch Power Rangers. It made remember all about that show. It is probably true because Chuck Norris is almost a super hero like the Power Rangers. This is a Text to self connection because it connects from the boo More...
This book said that he occasionally called the power rangers to say hi. This connects to when I was little and I used to watch Power Rangers. It made remember all about that show. It is probably true because Chuck Norris is almost a super hero like the Power Rangers. This is a Text to self connection because it connects from the boo More...
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Jun 11, 2010
Rich
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The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human (Paperback) by Ian Spector is all about Chuck Norris. It has almost every Chuck Norris fact none to man. His main internal conflict is that he's Chuck Norris. His main external conflict is that he's Chuck Norris.
while reading this book i made a text-to-self connection. based on how i make Chuck Norris jokes a lot. Also how my dad has an awsome beard just like chuck.
i would give this book 5 out of 5 s More...
while reading this book i made a text-to-self connection. based on how i make Chuck Norris jokes a lot. Also how my dad has an awsome beard just like chuck.
i would give this book 5 out of 5 s More...
May 11, 2010
Alisa
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LOVED THIS BOOK!!! I about pee'd myself when i saw it on the bookstore shelf, picked it up, flipped to a random page and laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. I LOVE Chuck Norris and my brothers and I are always coming up with our own amusing facts about Chuck... but this book brought not only my brothers and I together but also my father and my nephews.. who all love Chuck Norris..... My baby brothers favorite.... Chuck Norris can count to infinity.... Twice. lol... great fun quick coffee ta
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Aug 15, 2008
Karen
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I heard my first Chuck Norris joke a couple of years ago when Chuck Norris jokes became all the rage on WoW. They are inexplicably hilarious and somehow never get old. You can find hundreds of these “facts” on the internet and a small collection are presented here in this book. Contrary to popular belief, paper was not wasted, nor did any tree die in the making of this book. The pages are actually made from Chuck Norris’s dandruff and the words assembled themselves out of fear.
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Dec 31, 2008
Rob
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One of the most hilarious books I own, Ian Spector's book is wonderful in its simplicity. Instead of reinventing the Chuck Norris joke (which he invented to being with), he simply takes the creme-de-la-creme of this genre and throws in a few personal favorites. Based on a relatively short-lived cultural phenomenon, The Truth About Chuck Norris is perfect for a chuckle when you're desperately inclined otherwise.
Sep 27, 2011
Ronnie
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-Whenever Chuck Norris evacuates his bowels, the toilet grunts.
(a great gift)
-Chuck Norris bought this book because it is the greatest book ever
written.
-When Chuck Norris snores it sounds like a sleep machine playing ocean
wave sounds.
-Chuck Norris gave this book to everyone he knows for X-mas last
year, and the year before that, and the year before that...
(a great gift)
-Chuck Norris bought this book because it is the greatest book ever
written.
-When Chuck Norris snores it sounds like a sleep machine playing ocean
wave sounds.
-Chuck Norris gave this book to everyone he knows for X-mas last
year, and the year before that, and the year before that...
May 31, 2009
Angel
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If you are familiar with the Internet phenomenon that is "Facts about Chuck Norris," then you know exactly what this book is about. This a collection of those little "facts" that you find on the Internet. It is a fun read, amusing at times, other times you just wonder. But a nice way to pass the time. If you are fan of the site, then the book is definitely for you.
Jan 09, 2012
WeyrCat
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I rated it "It was ok" because some of them were funny, but most of them were Meh. I'm not saying you shouldn't pick it up and thumb through it, do! I read it a couple at a time, as a Bathroom Book. It's better that way.
Feb 02, 2012
Jason
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Some of these jokes are so funny it hurts. Everyone needs a few good Chuck Norris jokes in their brain. They are even more fun to steal for your own use when jesting about your own awesomeness.
Mar 01, 2011
Charles
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This is actually the first of three books I bought in one package that give these humorous factoids about Chuck Norris. It's pretty funny. I enjoyed reading it. Very quick read, of course. Good bathroom reading.
Apr 14, 2009
Jodi
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The best housewarming gift ever - the gift that keeps on giving really. I think Doug would cry if this was ever stolen from us. Bless you Jaci for buying this for us last summer....
Jan 27, 2010
Brandon
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Nothing really to say about this book. You've probably heard most of it not all of these facts. It has its entertaining moments, if anything, it's a great coffee table book.
Jan 19, 2010
Dexter
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Haha.. yes. "The fences at zoos are to keep the animals safe from Chuck Norris." Great bathroom book. Many a turd have dried in my crack while reading "just one more."
Dec 27, 2009
abatage
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What's to say? If you like Chuck Norris sayings then there's bound to be something in this for you. If you don't like Chuck Norris sayings then you've already been round-house kicked by Chuck Norris and won't be reading this.
Dec 15, 2009
Jeff
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you're only seconds away from death.
That pretty much sums up the book.
That pretty much sums up the book.
Mar 24, 2010
Dustin
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Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone just by rubbing it against his beard.
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet going number one.
Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet going number one.
Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Lay's potato chip.
May 13, 2009
Daniel
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Way more funny than it has any right to be. The perfect coffee-table book for people who are so manly their coffee table is a gun rack.
Nov 26, 2009
Robyn
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this book made me laugh! there's nothing deep or meaningful about it, chuuck norris fan or not, just read it.
Aug 13, 2009
Amanda
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Inappropriate at times, but completely hilarious. Make sure to read the introduction!
Dec 07, 2011
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Feb 28, 2009
Scott
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Five Stars cannot contain Chuck Norris.
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Jun 17, 2008
Eric
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"hilarity, chuck norris style"
i had heard about the thousands of "facts" of chuck norris a couple of years ago, and had heard a couple, but many of the ones in this book are ridiculously funny. not really into the overly sexual ones, but for some reason, the ones that refer to the roundhouse kick (and there are plenty) make me crack up. it does get a bit similar by the end and it is similar to family guy in its randomness, but whenever you need a good laugh, jus More...
i had heard about the thousands of "facts" of chuck norris a couple of years ago, and had heard a couple, but many of the ones in this book are ridiculously funny. not really into the overly sexual ones, but for some reason, the ones that refer to the roundhouse kick (and there are plenty) make me crack up. it does get a bit similar by the end and it is similar to family guy in its randomness, but whenever you need a good laugh, jus More...
