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It Was a Dark and Stormy Night (Dark and Stormy Night (Bulwer-Lytton Contest))

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The fourth collection of hilarious selections taken from the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for the best of bad fiction. The world-famous competition seeks to find the most atrocious opening sentence to a hypothetical lousy novel. Here are entries from the past three years, plus Rice's advice on how to write in the Bulwer-Lytton mode.
Paperback, 143 pages
Published December 4th 1984 by Penguin Books
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Sara Lou
An absolute corker of a book. I have literally been rolling about laughing at some of the 'openings' this books contains.

The books premise started out as a competition. To compile 'The Very Worst Opening Lines in Fiction'.

Everyday people were asked to write in, their own ideas, of the worst opening lines to novels they could think up. The book is a compilation of those lines/paragraphs.

The idea was produced by a college professor and proved to be very successful and highly amusing.

The great th
For an excellent real-life application, read the opening sentence to The Shadow War of the Night Dragons: Book One: The Dead City.
This book is a hoot. The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest is an annual competition created by professors in the San Jose State English Department. The objective is to write the worst opening sentence to the worst possible novel. The contest is named for Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, the Victorian novelist best-known for beginning a book with the immortal line, "It was a dark and stormy night..." This book is a collection of the best entries from the 1984 contest, divided into categories such as Scie ...more
Oct 22, 2008 Heather rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: goofballs, people who like absurdity.
Recommended to Heather by: my 2-day stint at a used bookstore
I have this under "currently reading", but it should really be categorized under "perpetually reading".
This is something to keep by the bedside for when you have had an absolute bear of a day. It really is true what they say- laughter is the best medicine ;)
I think that if you take yourself (and literature) too seriously, then you probably shouldn't read this compilation of ridiculum. But if you are someone who appreciates "bad" movies as good, or enjoy watching MST3K, then surely this will be a
Robert Beveridge
Scott Rice, ed., It Was a Dark and Stormy Night: The Best of the Bulwer-Lytton Contest (Penguin, 1984)

It seems like a can't-miss idea, right? Publish the thousand or so best of the myriad entries the Bulwer-Lytton contest got in 1984. And, really, there's a lot of funny stuff here. But two hundred pages' worth does get old. Definitely a bathroon-read kind of book. It does divulge such brilliant bits as "a crowded elevator smells different to a midget," though, so it's worth your time. ** 1/2
Feb 20, 2008 James rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: Anyone, especially writers
Anyone can write ordinary bad prose, but it takes a special kind of person to write the worst of all; this book collects a whole bunch of it. For anyone who's been jolted to a dead stop by some gross error or unusually clumsy chunk of English and been tempted to put that book or magazine down or write a venomous letter to the publisher, this will make you laugh and pester your friends by reading them excerpts.
Found a copy of this at my dad's girlfriend's house, and we had a very enjoyable, giggly evening reading the best (worst?) of the various entries. A lot of fun.
Interesting read. Some of these sentences were amazingly awful (which was the point). I forgot how dirty peoples' minds were in the eighties.
They aren't all spectacular entries, but reading them out loud in a dramatic, sweeping, theatrical kind of way was a night well spent.
It’s a shame that these books are no longer in print. They really are gems that will be enjoyed by anyone who loves literature and humor.
Oct 06, 2008 Heather rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommended to Heather by: mike d
true excellence. not every 'sentence' was a winner, but what a great ride. it's been a while since a book made me giggle so much.
This was a fun and quick read. Its a contest held for the worst opening line to a novel--and there are some bad ones.
I loved this book, even though it made me seek out Bulwer-Lytton himself. Much to my combined amusement and dismay.
Melissa Clark
This would have been a better bathroom book. It got a little boring after a while.
The skill needed to put these 'openings' together is impressive.
Both a collection of cautionary tales and a show of written genius.
Bad writing can be sooo good – these books are hilarious.
A fun read for the bibliophile.
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