false 1677387 1 Reading this book will enable you to sit still for extended periods of time while your fruit paints you. It is recommended you wear your least favorite hat while reading this. Even if you don't read this yourself (for men) lending this book to women is an almost guaranteed way to make them fall in love with you. (for women) If you're not already in love with yourself, find out why. 1672478 1 2 2004 Still Life In Motion total:6|5:2|4:4| 6 26 7 2 4 0 false false Sun Aug 12 10:23:03 -0700 2007 Sun Aug 12 10:23:31 -0700 2007
A husband discovers that his wife is a shoplifter. A man walks into a hospital, asking for a refill on brain, or a new one, then discovers that he likes playing dead. Another piece consists of excerpts...more...]]> 4 0 false false Fri Feb 01 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Thu Aug 09 18:38:14 -0700 2007 Mon Jun 02 11:49:45 -0700 2008 5 0 false false Wed Apr 01 06:25:13 -0700 2009 Wed Apr 01 06:25:13 -0700 2009 5 0 false false Sun Nov 16 10:40:45 -0800 2008 Sun Nov 16 10:40:45 -0800 2008 4 0 false false Fri Oct 24 08:36:06 -0700 2008 Fri Oct 24 08:36:06 -0700 2008 4 0 false false Thu Oct 23 07:20:08 -0700 2008 Thu Oct 23 07:20:08 -0700 2008 0 0 false false Tue Jun 03 07:59:14 -0700 2008 Tue Jun 03 08:02:54 -0700 2008 http://www.goodreads.com/book_link/follow/8?book_id=1677387