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Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse
Mortimer Tate was a recently divorced insurance salesman when he holed up in a cave on top of a mountain in Tennessee and rode out the end of the world. Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse begins nine years later, when he emerges into a bizarre landscape filled with hollow reminders of an America that no longer exists. The highways are lined with abandoned automobiles; electrici...more
Paperback, 324 pages
Published
July 8th 2008
by Touchstone
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"Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse!" I thought to myself. "What could possibly go wrong with this book?" MANY THINGS.
This was one of the funniest, most irreverent and entertaining books I've read in years.
This book is complete garbage, and it's great. The quote from James Rollins on the front of the book says it all: "Part Christopher Moore, part Quentin Tarantino, Victor Gischler is a raving, badass genius." I'd personally say that the story is a trashy rated R smash up of the television series "Jeremiah" and Cormac McCarthy's The Road.
Mortimer sees the end of the world coming and maxes out 3 credit cards to buy enough supplies to see him through the impending ap...more
Mortimer sees the end of the world coming and maxes out 3 credit cards to buy enough supplies to see him through the impending ap...more
I got into a discussion with my friend Alex about this book when we were both about 60 pages in. She was telling me that she didn't think she could finish it because it was so irritatingly sexist. I was more willing to give it the benefit of the doubt, but after finishing it... yeah, it was pretty sexist. However, I still enjoyed the imaginative apocalyptic scenarios, and there were some interesting characters in there too. It's clear that this author spent a lot of time fantasizing about wh...more
John Mcconahey
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What happens after the apocalypse? This is one man’s story.
Mortimer Tate is a Spring City, Tennessee insurance salesman who decides he will not sign his final divorce decree. He stocks an amazing amount of supplies in a cave on a mountaintop and goes into hiding from his wife. After massive earthquakes and nuclear detonations totally disrupt the entire earth, he waits about nine years before deciding to come down the mountain and see what’s happening. Those who remain have self-preservation ...more
Mortimer Tate is a Spring City, Tennessee insurance salesman who decides he will not sign his final divorce decree. He stocks an amazing amount of supplies in a cave on a mountaintop and goes into hiding from his wife. After massive earthquakes and nuclear detonations totally disrupt the entire earth, he waits about nine years before deciding to come down the mountain and see what’s happening. Those who remain have self-preservation ...more
When I stumbled upon this book I thought it looked ridiculous and fun. The concept of a post apocalyptic civilization run by a go-go club just seemed too good to pass up. I was pleased with what I found. The book is funny, exciting, and cute. The plot makes sense, the character motivations are understandable and easy to identify with, and, surprisingly, it manages to throw in just enough substance to give it a point greater than just fun. No I really mean that last part. If you just finish...more
The blurb on the cover of Go-Go Girls compares Victor Gischler to Christopher Moore. Besides a sense of humor, there isn’t much similarity. Moore’s work is more absurd and less gritty than Go-Go Girls, which is a story about the end of the world, but it takes place entirely in the South. Thankfully, Victor Gischler is from the South, so he’s able to pull this off.
By happenstance, Mortimer Tate was perfectly prepared for the apocalypse, holed up on a mountain with tons of supplies....more
By happenstance, Mortimer Tate was perfectly prepared for the apocalypse, holed up on a mountain with tons of supplies....more
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Since the world started falling apart right around the same time as Mortimer Tate’s marriage, he was well prepared. He maxed out three credit cards and built a cabin by a mountaintop cave, and rode out the apocalypse there. Nine years later, when he has to kill three men who wander into his territory, he realizes he misses the rest of the world and it’s time to come off the mountain and see what’s left of it.
He finds that the world is a changed place, and very dangerous. When the ...more
He finds that the world is a changed place, and very dangerous. When the ...more
Author Victor Gischler put together a book that reads like an R-rated Douglas Adams novel complete with Adams' humor, yet at times a bitter accounting of Man's last days on earth. This post-apocalyptic novel has a catchy title for sure, and the hot woman with an assault rifle on the cover would make any red-blooded American want to read this book.
There are so many crazy coincidences and odd happenings that make the world end that you would not fathom it. It breaks the envelope of credu...more
There are so many crazy coincidences and odd happenings that make the world end that you would not fathom it. It breaks the envelope of credu...more
This book was a fun gun slinging fast paced book. There is never a dull moment. Which I guess there wouldnt be with the world as we know it ending.
Mort, his friend Bill and woman side kick Shelia make a romp through a fallen world. Their lives are much simpler and much harder than ours. Food is scarce, no oil, not much in the form of transportation, go-go girls, Freddy's horrible liquor, and canibals keep the 3 of them busy. They are on a quest to save the only piece of civilization t...more
Mort, his friend Bill and woman side kick Shelia make a romp through a fallen world. Their lives are much simpler and much harder than ours. Food is scarce, no oil, not much in the form of transportation, go-go girls, Freddy's horrible liquor, and canibals keep the 3 of them busy. They are on a quest to save the only piece of civilization t...more
It's always a pleasure to know an author and get a chance to read their work. Victor is a Baton Rouge resident and a member of the 'video golf and beer night' gang that I keep company with here in the Red Stick. Read this book and imagine what it's like to spend an evening yelling at a video golf machine and playing the worst Neil Diamond songs you can find to keep competition for said machine at a minimum with Mr. Gischler and you readily see why this is one of the highlights of my week.
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Was browsing the SciFi shelf at Barnes and Noble, when this book caught my eye. When I plucked off the shelf and read the book jacket it just sounded too promising to pass up.
"Part Christopher Moore, part Quentin Tarantino, Victor Gischler is a raving, badass genius."--James Rollins, New York Times bestselling author of Map of Bones and Black Order (Hmm, I should check those out).
With a plug like that, Go-Go Girls had a lot to live up to. Well, it doesn't disapp...more
"Part Christopher Moore, part Quentin Tarantino, Victor Gischler is a raving, badass genius."--James Rollins, New York Times bestselling author of Map of Bones and Black Order (Hmm, I should check those out).
With a plug like that, Go-Go Girls had a lot to live up to. Well, it doesn't disapp...more
Nine years after "The Fall" (a series of natural and man-made disasters that result in the collapse of civilization), Mortimer Tate emerges from his hidey-hole and kills the first person he encounters due to a case of mistaken intentions. Loneliness and an inexplicable need to find his estranged wife drive him to cross the post-apocalyptic South and learn how to survive in the violent new world that has emerged while he hid in his cave. As he struggles to make his way, he gets caught ...more
I will keep this short and simple.
“[...] whether you’re fleeing violent rape gangs, remembering those lost loved ones, or daydreaming of a future where wild dogs no longer roam the streets, we hope you’ll keep making Jack Daniel’s your preferred beverage.”
If the above quote makes you smile a little, or want to grab a drink, this book is going to be right up your alley.
Victor Gischler really nailed this. The end of the world, gang rivalry juicers, booze drugs canniba...more
“[...] whether you’re fleeing violent rape gangs, remembering those lost loved ones, or daydreaming of a future where wild dogs no longer roam the streets, we hope you’ll keep making Jack Daniel’s your preferred beverage.”
If the above quote makes you smile a little, or want to grab a drink, this book is going to be right up your alley.
Victor Gischler really nailed this. The end of the world, gang rivalry juicers, booze drugs canniba...more
Overall okay. Best when author went with full bore crazy.
The problem is that the book vacilates between humor and bleak sci-fi; one moment you think you are reading Christopher Moore/Christopher Buckley and then it shifts to the Road.
Arguably the best part of the novel is when the characters near Atlanta and the author went with craziness the results are some wonderful flashes of comic brilliance including:
the most bureaucratic torture session
(he went to...more
The problem is that the book vacilates between humor and bleak sci-fi; one moment you think you are reading Christopher Moore/Christopher Buckley and then it shifts to the Road.
Arguably the best part of the novel is when the characters near Atlanta and the author went with craziness the results are some wonderful flashes of comic brilliance including:
the most bureaucratic torture session
(he went to...more
I'm officially a huge Gischler fan. There aren't a lot of ways to approach the fall of civilization as we know it, but doing so with wry, dark comedy never goes out of style. Gischler focuses his sardonic gaze on modern American life and examines the tragedy of both its existence and inevitable loss; following an Average Joe as he learns to navigate the post-apocalyptic U.S., the story manages to never take itself too seriously while treading on some very serious waters. Completed by the "b...more
AJ Conroy
marked it as to-read
Recommendation from NPR: Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse is another picaresque, but don't go looking for sentiment here. Victor Gischler's novel tells the story of Mortimer Tate, who hid out in the woods as civilization collapsed and now emerges into a comically violent world. With his companions Buffalo Bill and Sheila, Mortimer journeys to the ruins of Atlanta, where the fate of what's left of humanity is about to be decided. Expect blood, strippers, beatings, killings and more blood.
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Appalling.
I kept reading in hope, but there is no female character in this book who is not a prostitute or a mentally ill nun. Even the male characters suffer rapidly changing motivations and an unreasonable willingness to agree to actions which will suit the plot. They lurch from one blood-soaked action scene to another, impervious to all but the most minor injuries.
The author has some very disturbing views which he voices through his characters, including that the long-term abuse a...more
I kept reading in hope, but there is no female character in this book who is not a prostitute or a mentally ill nun. Even the male characters suffer rapidly changing motivations and an unreasonable willingness to agree to actions which will suit the plot. They lurch from one blood-soaked action scene to another, impervious to all but the most minor injuries.
The author has some very disturbing views which he voices through his characters, including that the long-term abuse a...more
Fast paced non-humorous 'road story' containing a series of almost-tied-together vignettes centered around a small number of adolescent-boy-related themes:
Knives and guns are detailed and always needed, all women (from sexy waifs to ancient trolls) are whores and want to hump our hero and every other character is a less than two-dimensional baddy who deserves to have his brains moved as violently as possible from inside his skull to...anywhere else (which is kind-of a funny sentence,...more
Knives and guns are detailed and always needed, all women (from sexy waifs to ancient trolls) are whores and want to hump our hero and every other character is a less than two-dimensional baddy who deserves to have his brains moved as violently as possible from inside his skull to...anywhere else (which is kind-of a funny sentence,...more
Words cannot adequately describe how abysmally awful, brainless, stupid, degrading, and boring this book is. It's as if a bunch of drunk, horny half-witted junior high boys mashed a bunch of elements from far greater end-of-the-world novels (and the wizard of oz) and tried unsuccessfully to make them funny with attempted witticisms and cartoonish blood and guts.
I was hoping that the title was tongue-in-cheek. Unfortunately, not the case. The friend that recommended this book a...more
I was hoping that the title was tongue-in-cheek. Unfortunately, not the case. The friend that recommended this book a...more
Go, go. Read, read! Victor Gischler is a joy waiting to be discovered by mainstream America. This is THE ROAD as it probably should have been.
Pure exploitation trash with only one redeeming quality...it's a damn good read with minimal brain power needed. The only quibble I have is the trashy trope of going in search of a wife/ex-wife he'd abandoned 9 years before...and for some reason Mort just HAS to find her. That stretched my suspension of disbelief just a little too much. Good beach book or a good book any time literary fiction ain't cutting it and that book on quantum mechanics is still as attractive as an ex-wife on a KFC diet.
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I saw this one on the new fiction shelves at the library - not in with the science fiction books. A variety of events have come about, causing the end of civilization. At the same time, the main protagonist is trying to avoid getting a divorce by refusing to sign the paperwork; he hides out in a cave / cabin combo.....Nine years later, some men come walking by, the first people he's seen since moving up there. And, he kills them. By accident.
Amusing. A little twisted. More a comment ...more
Amusing. A little twisted. More a comment ...more
Road Warrior meets the Odyssey, with a hero a bit like wise-cracking, irreverent Harry of the Dredsen Files. Some may complain about sexism and violence, and we are not talking great literature here, but if you enjoy postapocalyptic fiction, then I suspect this book may be for you. There are glaring leaps in the storyline, and not a bit of implausibility, but overall it is a page-turning thrill that will satisfy anyone who likes shows such as The Walking Dead. Mortimer Tate ran away from divorce...more
Like a poster for a exploitative horror movie with a hot chick cradling her machine gun in her arms, this books brings in the punters with it's naughty title but fails to deliver well executed action, humour, or sexiness.
Instead we follow hapless Mortimer, ex-accountant, looking for his ex-wife in post-Apocalyptic America. I guess Mortimer: Accountant Avenger just wasn't going to sell as many books. The book is an easy read and I did finish it almost painlessly. Up until the las...more
Instead we follow hapless Mortimer, ex-accountant, looking for his ex-wife in post-Apocalyptic America. I guess Mortimer: Accountant Avenger just wasn't going to sell as many books. The book is an easy read and I did finish it almost painlessly. Up until the las...more
It was my birthday last month and as always I got a gift card for Barnes & Noble which is just about the perfect gift. Also, as always, there were just too many books that I wanted to buy but couldn't afford and narrowing my choices down from a few hundred books to four books was a challenging task. It was a task I took on with vigor and relish though and then I realized that I shouldn't have eaten so much of that relish as it gave me stomach cramps. Anyhow, one of the books I decided upon was '...more
Hmmm. It's an interesting read. It makes a lot of assumptions about the nature of man, and I'd love to say that they're wrong, but I think I'd be lying unfortunately. The book is over the top, at times funny, at times morbid. It's Post-apocalypse at it's best and worst. I definitely have to give Gischler credit for one very important thing though, and that's finding a way to make the hero sympathetic and identifible. It would be more difficult to get in to the mind of one of the other survivors,...more
I worked with Victor when we lived in Oklahoma, and although the genre in which he writes is not my usual fare, I always read his books. Although this book does not focus on hit-men, the mob, and other hired killers, one can still find plenty of sex, guns, and violence (although this one is a little lighter on the sex).
Set 10 years after an apocalypse, the book begins with the emergence of Mortimet Tate who has been holed up in a cave which he initially made habitable as he planned ...more
Set 10 years after an apocalypse, the book begins with the emergence of Mortimet Tate who has been holed up in a cave which he initially made habitable as he planned ...more
I am a self professed apocalyptic fiction fan. I started with Stephen King's 'The Gunslinger', moved to a book by Robert McCammon called Swan Song in tenth grade, and read many more before reading the granddaddy of all end of the world novels, The Stand, turning once again in King's direction.
All of those books made the end of days seem so real. Plaguelands stretching across America. Nuclear war forging a new era. The slow decay into decadence, madness and eventual final quiet.
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All of those books made the end of days seem so real. Plaguelands stretching across America. Nuclear war forging a new era. The slow decay into decadence, madness and eventual final quiet.
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“Mortimer had maxed three credit cards stocking the cave with canned goods and medical supplies and tools and everything a man needed to live through the end of the world. There were more than a thousand books along shelves in the driest part of the cave. There used to be several boxes of pornography until Mortimer realized that he'd spent nearly ten days in a row sitting in the cave masturbating. He burned the dirty magazines to keep from doing some terrible whacking injury to himself.”
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