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Tom Henderson (a.k.a. King Dork, Chi-mo, Hender-fag, and Sheepie) is a typical American high school loser until he discovers the book, The Catcher in the Rye, that will change the world as he knows it. When Tom discovers his deceased father’s copy of the Salinger classic, he finds himself in the middle of several interlocking conspiracies and at least half a dozen mysterie...more
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Published August 2nd 2007 by Puffin (first published April 11th 2006)
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Amy
i may be the only one, but i found this book alienating and insulting.

hey young dork dudes, be inspired! start a band and you'll get more blowjobs from bitchy sluts! yay!

young dork ladies: looking for an author that actually takes the time to write fleshed-out, multi-layered female characters that don't fall into one of three or four exhaustively exploited stereotypes? stay the fuck away.

it's been a while since i threw a book down in disgust. Frank Portman (OMG, he used to be in a band!), you...more
Jackie "the Librarian"
Nov 07, 2008 Jackie "the Librarian" rated it 2 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: don't bother
This book started out so strong, and so funny, I loved it. And then, the plot kicked it, and the relationships between Tom and the girls he meets were so stupid and unbelievable, it ruined the book for me. I feel betrayed by the direction the book took - instead of focusing on the feelings Tom had for his dead father, and the mystery of the notes in his father's old books, the book instead strays into shallow hookups and cynical attitudes toward relationships. I think I wouldn't have such disdai...more
bibliogrrl
I liked it, but really Dr Frank? Why do you need to mess up the minds of adolescent teenage boys more than they already are?

The narrator of the book is funny and engaging. But the portrayals of women in this book fall into 2 classifications:

The saints - moms and sisters

or

The sinners - everyone else, also known as the blow job machines.

It's pretty annoying.

I'm the least OMG FEMINIST ALL MEN ARE EVVIIILLLL girl ever, but if I'm noticing this in a book, it's a problem.

Kate
Aug 10, 2007 Kate rated it 3 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Horny high school boys... and the grown-up nerds they become
I had mixed feelings about King Dork. Namely, I loved the concept, but wasn’t so hot on the execution. Tom is a funny, smart, self-deprecating narrator, and his cynical acceptance of his status as a loser is painfully true to life. With Tom's honest observations at its core, King Dork is novel in that it honors the central nerd by refusing to attribute easy YA conventions to him; for example, in any other book, Tom would find an ally in Holden Caulfield, rather than rolling his eyes at the "Catc...more
Jennifer
This book is most likely to appeal to that sub-set of teenage boys who are painfully smart, horribly socially awkward, oppressed by the high school social hierarchy, who find refuge in rock and roll fantasies. Them, or the adult men who used to be them. The plot is flimsy at best and the obscure music references are likely to put off a lot of readers. However, Portman does manage to touch on some big themes of family and growing up without ever being sappy or offering easy answers. Unlike most t...more
Neil
I'm very conflicted about this book. The end is a mess, with many plot lines resolved awkwardly in a long-winded epilogue and some plot lines not resolved much at all. The book, at least its narrator (although I would argue more than its narrator), is sexist, with females consistently represented as dysfunctional and mostly there for the sexual pleasure of males. I would argue as well that its view of teenage society goes too far. Don't get me wrong, I think the average high school is a messed u...more
Leslie
King Dork is a near-perfect YA book. The narrator is engaging, acerbic, hilarious, and totally relatable for anyone who ever was a punky freak at the high-school level. Thank God this book is in the first person. There are two mysteries here that require sleuthing, both around identity: one is a mystery of marginalia in Tom’s deceased father’s teen book collection, one is around a disguised mod girl he made out with at a party. Tom is preoccupied not only with individual identities but generatio...more
Jacey
Oct 05, 2007 Jacey rated it 2 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: actual teenagers
Man, I really wanted to like this book, it came highly recommended. However, the more I tried, the more I failed. Or maybe the author (sorry MrTX) failed. It strikes me that he had these really(?) great ideas but when it came to actually working them out on paper, they just didn't work. Or perhaps it's that his really great ideas didn't actually poke above the grass of teenage tedium until the final chapter or two, when you finally get the a-ha moment. It was abrupt and startling and I felt a li...more
Jennie
An excellent anti-Catcher, pro rock-and-roll novel that is hilarious.

It also contains such passages as this:

"I should mention that Catcher in the Rye is this book from the fifties. It is every teacher's favorite book. The main guy is a kind of misfit kid superhero neamed Holden Caulfield. For teacher he is the ultimate guy, a real dream boat. They love him to pieces. They all want to have sex with him and with the book's author, too, and they'd probably even try to do it with the book itself if...more
tammy
Aug 13, 2007 tammy rated it 2 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: i probably wouldn't
i really wanted to like this book, but i just couldn't. overall it was a decent waste of time, but it's only saving grace was that it was well written and witty. the storyline is confusing and not very plausible. the conclusion didn't happen until the very last chapter, was somewhat abrupt, and left much to be desired, like the author was like "oh shit, i have to finish my story in the next ten pages". the main character is slightly irritating but still manages to be entertaining (much like real...more
K.D. Absolutely
Jun 02, 2010 K.D. Absolutely rated it 1 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: No one
Recommended to K.D. by: Aaron nominated this as book for the month (June 2010)
Shelves: ya
Frank Portman's King Dork is about Tom Henderson,, a sophomore student in a US high school. Wiki defines dork as quirky, silly and/or stupid, socially inept person, or one who is out of touch with contemporary trends. Often confused with nerd and geek, but does not imply the same level of intelligence.

The story is very simple: Tom, a.k.a., King Dork, Chi-Mo (short for child molester, there is a funny story about this that made me laugh), Hender-fag, Hender-pig or Hender-fuck, is very unpopular i...more
MCOH
Dear Tom (a.k.a. King Dork, Chi-Mo, Henderpig, etc.) -

Yesterday, my son turned 15. He requested books for his birthday, and I picked this one up at the University Bookstore in Seattle. I thought maybe the two of you would have something in common - you're contemporaries, both learning how to survive the modern American public high school experience. But wow - I am so glad I read your story before wrapping it up and handing it over. 'Cause it turns out you are not an influence I want in his life....more
David
One of my favorite excerpts:

"Oh, wait: I should mention that Catcher in the Rye is this book from the fifties. It is every teacher's favorite book. The main guy is a kind of misfit superhero named Holden Caulfield. For teachers, he is the ultimate guy, a real dreamboat.. . .It changed their lives when they were young. As kids, they carried it with them everywhere they went. They solemnly resolved that, when they grew up, they would dedicate their lives to spreading The Word.
It's kind of a cult...more
Jane
Sep 03, 2008 Jane rated it 2 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Jane by: YABC, David
It all began with a band--or to be more accurate--an almost band. They hardly practice, can't sing or play instruments, and change their name and logo at least 10 times a week--sometimes even in the same day! This is height of the book for me, especially since the blurb on the back cover practically shouted that it had much to do with music.

What the book also dealt with in enormity was Salinger's The Catcher in the Rye, which unfortunately I had not read. I don't know much about music, but I kn...more
Chris "Stu"
I'm not exactly sure why this book is classified as "Young Adult" literature, other than it's about teenagers in high school, and, thus, must be for kids.

But this book is really quite good. The narrator is probably one of the ten best narrators I've read, up there with _High Fidelity_ and _Lolita_ and _Middlesex_ in terms of having a distinctive voice and being incredibly readable.

The plot takes a couple of turns that strain believeability, but I was really on board with the book the entire way...more
Joe
King Dork is a great novel of teenage alienation and enlightenment. Though the main character (and the author by extension) mock Catcher in the Rye endlessly, the novel is clearly crafted from Salinger's mold though with contemporary authenticity.

Tom Henderson, the King Dork, is a high school loser with only one friend, a whacko mother and step-father, and zero prospects on the female horizon. When he unearths his late father's collection of high school novels, Tom begins reading them to connect...more
Mary
King Dork was picked by a guy in my book club. He is very nice and I don't want to hurt his feelings but this book was a failure even keeping in mind that it was a Young Adult novel. The best thing about the book was Chi-Mo the main character's ability to come up with interesting and engaging band and song names.

Flaws:
the plot was very weak
While the voice and development of the narrator were good, the rest of the characters were all flat. All the female characters seem alike (moody, controlling...more
Joel
Fun characters, amusing high school hijinks, Holden Caulfield-inspired cynicism, and great dialogue, all wrapped around an irritating wannabe DaVinci Code mystery that drove me bonkers. It feels like it goes on forever and sort of peters out, but I enjoyed the characters and tone so much I still enjoyed it enough to read the eventual sequel.
Carrie Fletcher
“I'm small for my age, uncomfortable in most situations, skinny and awkward. Most of the time, i walk around here feeling like a total idiot.” But when Tom Henderson finds his father's copy of The Catcher in the Rye, it changes his world. It puts him in the middle of several interlocking conspiracies and at least half a dozen mysteries involving dead peopl, naked people, fake people, ESP, blood, guitars, monks, witchcraft, a devil's head and Rock & Roll. It appears to be the tip of a very od...more
Susan Beals
When I read the book description on the inside of the book cover I almost returned it to the library unread. As an old lady, goody two-shoes I was pretty concerned when I read the word, "blow job". EW! I decided to give it a chance and read a few pages first. The story is written from the point of view of a 14 year old boy who expresses himself with humor and complete candor. The writing style reminded me of some of my own journal entries when I was about the same age, although, of course, I wro...more
Jess
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Sawyer
I love the points that Dr Frank gets across in King Dork. I, myself, being a dork in school, and at home, find Tom Henderson very relateable. But what I find most interesting about the book, is that most teenage girls thought it very stereotypical and sexist. I, for one, being of the female gender, found King Dork to be exseptionally truthful and inspiring.

He discribes the bullies in all their "glory", along with the most popular girls and the most average of teenagers. I find myself looking th...more
Kristy
If you're looking for a "high school book" with more sarcasm than self-pity, this is it. Rather than being anti-Catcher, this is more anti-Perks of Being a Wallflower, another Salinger-inspired book. Perks and King Dork both have a lot going on in the "high school issues" department, but Chbosky seems to be for more sensitive readers than myself. If Chi-Mo and Charlie met, I think Chi-Mo would mock (or knock) him senseless. Portman's characters are believable and hilarious, and the author himsel...more
Jackson Radish
This was the first book I’ve read all year. Considering that it’s January 23 and I’m not in school or working right now, and considering the fact that it was pretty short, that seems kind of pathetic.

On to my actual review of the book though, I loved it! I would have given it 5 stars, but the ending was maybe a little weak and not all I hoped for to wrap up such an exciting book, and also the female characters were a bit one-dimensional. But I loved it.

It had a lot of elements that would make it...more
Tracie
It's interesting to read the very mixed reaction to this book here on Goodreads - it's definitely a book you either love or hate! I have just read it for the third time, and I love it. Yes, the portrayal of teenaged girls is bizarre and one-dimensional and totally inaccurate, and for those who find that offensive there's probably just no liking this book. I think the portrayal of high school in general - populated entirely by a few random geeks, mean hot girls, the thug jocks who date the mean h...more
Ariel Acupan
KING DORK
By: Frank Portman

“Life is a wince-a-thon”
You really can’t win in this game called life because at the end, you die. But to make it much more unbearable, you have to pass through an obstacle course that could wear and tear you inside out. What an effing guy’s supposed to do? You put a salt on your open wound, rub it and feel the pain then wear a SMILE.

Chi-Mo is someone at the bottom of their school hierarchy, included in the infamous dud chart, the one who gets laugh at during PE for hav...more
Thomas
When I was in junior high school, I was a bit of a dork. And to be honest, I continued being a dork through high school, college, and ... well, let's just say that not a whole lot has changed over the past 20 years or so. What makes me mention junior high school is because I used to fantasize about being in a rock band. I would talk to friends about it, come up with cool names (Stainless Steel and Kevin McKinley and the Kinetics are the two I still remember), and I would even come up with logos,...more
dirt
Jul 23, 2007 dirt rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: people in pretend bands
Written by a guy from the Mr. T Experience. I lost my Mr. T Experience album long ago, but I recall the lyrics being saccharine sweet and stuck in a 9th grade mentality. Imagine extending a M.T.E. song into a whole book and you end up with King Dork, which is not your typical high school memoir because it doesn't suck.

This book is about Tom. Naming your rock band and designing album covers is the most important part of being in a band and Tom excels at this. He also tries to get to know his dea...more
Lucy
i liked a lot of this book. parts of it were very funny (particularly the french class conversation, that reminded me of conversations my friend and i had when we knew very little french, but were still trying to speak only french, or at least franglais and glossary at the back is almost worth a read on its own). i liked its anti-catcher in the rye stance a lot (i so do not get why that's supposed to be such a great book). it was definitely a book for boys, though. hmm, i'm writing these reviews...more
Sabrina
Sabrina Smith
Contemporary Realistic Fiction

Tom Henderson, or King Dork,is an unpopular high school student. When he discovers a book that belonged to his deceased father with some kind of code in it, Tom tries to solve the mystery, among others, with much humor along the way.
Portman gives Tom a strong and endearing voice, and although some of the characters seem a little exaggerated, they serve their purpose. Profanity and sexuality are prevalent throughout the book, which limits the appropriate...more
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