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WE'RE GOING TO DIE HERE, AREN'T WE? collects nine short stories by Eirik Gumeny, author of the Exponential Apocalypse books. Originally published in a variety of journals ranging from Thieves Jargon to Jersey Devil Press, these stories are every bit as insane and hilarious as Gumeny's longer works.

Opening with a doorbell and an existential debate, and ending with an all-ou
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Published 2012
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Rodney
One of the funniest books I have read in a while. I was entertained from beginning to end. It was strange, witty and clever in a way that I really identified with. My favorites were Doorbell, 114, and Bagel. Other than a couple of short stories in the Tall Tales With Short Cocks series, this was my first read from Gumeny. I will definitely be reading more soon.
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Jan 07, 2014 Michael rated it it was amazing
This is one of those books you have to read for yourself to to truly enjoy. These are stories that define the term bizarro. I read this in one sitting and it's one of those books I will read again because each story is well written and entertaining as hell.

The stories you'll find here are about green glowing bagels, the end of the world, zombies, and two killer clowns, one of which doesn't believe that it's murder if the person in question is a mime. While these strictly fall into the category
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Eirik Gumeny is the author of the Exponential Apocalypse series. His short fiction can be found all over the internet and in various anthologies, and he has contributed to Cracked.com and Atlas Obscura. He is an avid fan of both Shakespeare and fart jokes.

Eirik was born with cystic fibrosis and was kind of disgusting to be around for a while. In 2014, he received a double lung transplant and may h
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