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Bite (Heated Measures #1)

4.0 of 5 stars 4.00  ·  rating details  ·  45 ratings  ·  17 reviews
Elle Conner can barely boil water in the microwave, but that doesn’t stop her from lusting after hot, celebrity chef, Kevin Lattimore. When her best friend sets her up with cooking classes as a birthday present, the teacher is none other than her sexy obsession. After only two classes, Elle’s certain her culinary ineptitude has made her the most despised student ever to ti ...more
Kindle Edition, 30 pages
Published November 2nd 2012 by Etopia Press
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~E~ Riverina Romantics

Ok. I will admit I'm a little on the untruthful side when it comes to lol's, lmao's & lmfao's but this story had me bursting out with a snort on more than one occasions.

I loved this story. I kept thinking to myself that it was so good that I would be satisfied when I got to the end even though it was so short. I told myself I would feel like I'd had a good chuckle, read some great (McFUGGINTABULOUS) sex and be able to sit back and sigh...BUT NNOooooooo. I still wanted more. It was just so g
Now, that's what I call "cooking in the kitchen!". Lots of spice and everything nice.
Grade: A

Thirty pages of glorious smartassitude and stupidly hot smexing.

...My spine straightened at the scolding, but my mouth did what it knew best. “Well, that’s just a waste of perfectly good bourbon, if you ask me.”

...Crisis averted, he’d walked away, leaving me confused, frustrated, but still in possession of my eyebrows and a massive lady boner. I was hot for my teacher. The pork chops could go to hell.

...He flipped the chalkboard over. I read the intimidating words “Artichoke Soufflé,” a
When Elle Conner is handed a gift of cooking classes from her friend, she thinks she is insane. Elle can't even boil water unless it is in the microwave, but when she is told televisions hottest chef and walking sex on a stick is teaching the course, she agrees.

Having managed to alienate all the other students in the class, Elle figures at least there is humor in that even if her cooking is not coming along well. Chef Kevin Lattimore though decides to take the tempestuous devil of a student on
Joan Defers

Fun and sassy characters and the creative use of foodstuffs.

What's not to love?
I like it when erotica makes me giggle and squirm. Hilarious and sexy as hell. Kudos.
Vanessa theJeepDiva
Bite combines humor and erotica wonderfully. I giggled at everything that came out of Elle’s mouth. She is saucy. She has quick wit and a complete lack of anything and all culinary. Her best friend Heather is sneaky and decides that Elle needs cooking lessons from none other than Chef Scrumptious.
Elle has a very intimate relationship with him via her DVR.

Kevin is a bit of a celebrity chef. He has a morning television show and a very popular restaurant. Once a year for charity he donates cooking
R. Brennan
Let me start by saying I really loved the cover of this erotic short when I had the opportunity to check it out recently. I have a weakness for men in aprons and an obsession with Gordon Ramsey, so this one really piqued my interest.

I was not disappointed. The story follows culinary disaster, Elle Connor to a cooking class run by a the owner of BITE, a very popular local restaurant. Kevin also happens to host a local TV cooking segment that Elle is obsessed with -- and not because she cares anyt
Nikki Brandyberry
Bite, simply put, is a moment in time that will feel like so much more. I really enjoyed this 30 page foray into Elle’s attempt to learn to cook. After being forced into cooking classes by her best friend, Elle is excited to learn the instructor is the uber popular, and insanely hot, Kevin Lattimore.

What starts as simple cooking classes quickly heats up and Elle finds herself alone with her instructor who decides to do devious things to her with vegetables. Kevin was drool worthy. He was all abo
The book may be a short quick read but it was an enjoyable one that really liked. I also liked how Elle herself as character was portrayed. Then add the banter between Kevin and Elle was enjoyable. And the ending, oh good lord that was interesting and cute…
See the full review on my blog. In the Pages of a Good Book.
♡ Sassy ~ Amy ♡
Very very short story... Also pretty cute!

I wanted more!

Girl who can't cook goes to a cooking class taught by a hot guy. He decides to teach her how to respect the kitchen!

I seriously needed more...
Sandra Bunino
This is a short and sizzling read! I can't wait to read more from this talented author.
Yes, it is heated, but it is too short to be good. There's no story...
Brooklyn Wilde
Loved the premise and the sassy, smart-mouthed heroine. A fun, fast read!
Quicky yummy read, but I wanted more!!!
A short and sensually sweet novella.
Stephanie Collins
Sexy quick read... Review to come...
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“You don’t like my restaurant, Miss Connor?”
“I couldn’t say since the waiting list to get in is six months long.”
One side of his mouth curved up. “This is true.”
His finger lingered, and I tried to swallow the nervous lump in my throat. “I think you can call me by my first name now, seeing as how you’re touching my boob. That puts us a little past formality, don’t you think?”
“The bourbon goes into the recipe, Miss Connor, not into you,” he’d said from directly behind me. He had a way of doing that, catching me in the act. I suppose the number of times I screwed up made me an easy mark.
My spine straightened at the scolding, but my mouth did what it knew best. “Well, that’s just a waste of perfectly good bourbon if you ask me.”
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