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The Velveteen Killer Rabbit

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Find out what a toy will do to become Real.

Once again, Elia Anie takes an adorable creature and shows you the dark side. A humorous parody of the children's classic The Velveteen Rabbit, it's a story of a toy Rabbit whose desire to be loved by a boy and become Real drives him to less than cuddly deeds.

With hilarious illustrations inspired by the original artwork of William
Paperback, 70 pages
Published October 26th 2012 by Createspace (first published October 24th 2012)
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Nov 04, 2015 Mercedes rated it it was amazing
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I can honestly say I've never read the entire original story but I did this version in one sitting. It was great, I really enjoyed the story and although the bunny turned to murder you still fell in love with him. Read it, you won't be sorry.
Jan 10, 2013 Tracey rated it liked it
an advance copy of the book was provided by Elia Anie through Goodreads

this was a disturbing book. the cute little rabbit that just wants to be loved quickly turns into a scheming murderer to get what he wants. and then when he finally gets it, he's turned into a demented looking rabbit. i have nothing to say about this book except if you want to lightly laugh while reading about a murderous bunny, this is the book for you.
Jan 09, 2013 Sabrina rated it it was amazing
A rabbit's gotta do what a rabbit's gotta do!

I am happy to have stumbled across this by accident. It's a quick, fun read that's as adorable as it is amusing and may catch you off guard if you are very familiar with the original, but always in a good way.
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Jan 06, 2013 Sandi Field rated it it was amazing
I won this book through goodreads giveaways. I entered with a good friend of mine in mind and was thrilled to give it to her for Christmas. She is a zombie lover and this parody was right up her creepy but cool alley.
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When she is not writing books about mischievous animals, Elia is working as an illustrator. She has just completed EVIL PENGUINS 2: Armageddon. Elia is also the author of Evil Penguins: When Cute Penguins Go Bad, Evil Cats: When Fluffy Cats Get Mean, and The Velveteen Killer Rabbit, a parody.

Elia spends her free time pondering on things, and talking to wildlife and objects. Contrary to speculation
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